Of especially naughty children it is sometimes said, "They must have been raised by wolves." The Incorrigible children actually were.Thanks to the efforts of Miss Penelope Lumley,...
Leon and the Champion Chip
Leon's back. Having survived the sweatshop methods of Miss Hagmeyer, his needle-wielding fourth grade teacher at the Classical School, Leon braces himself for fifth grade. He...
Danny and the Dinosaur Go to Camp
Danny's going to camp—and he's taking the dinosaur! First introduced in 1958 with Danny and the Dinosaur and the recent stars of Happy Birthday, Danny and the...
Series of Unfortunate Events #11: The Grim Grotto
Dear Listener,Unless you are a slug, a sea anemone, or mildew, you probably prefer not to be damp. You might also prefer not to listen to this audiobook, in which the Baudelaire...
Fortunately, the Milk
"I bought the milk," said my father. "I walked out of the corner shop, and heard a noise like this: t h u m m t h u m m. I looked up and saw a huge silver disc...
The Get Rich Quick Club
We, the members of the Get Rich Quick Club, in order to form a more perfect summer, vow we will figure out a way to make a million dollars by September. We agree that neither rain...
Almost Super
On February 29th, at 4:23 p.m., everyone in the Bailey family over the age of twelve gets a superpower.No one knows why, and no one questions it. All the Baileys know is that it's...
My Weird School Special: Deck the Halls, We're Off the Walls!
The weirdest Christmas story in the history of the world!
Platypus Police Squad: The Ostrich Conspiracy
From the files of the Platypus Police SquadCase #1644Detectives of record: Rick Zengo and Corey O'MalleyCase brief: The opening of the Kalamazoo City Dome—the world's...
Elvis and the Underdogs
Benji Wendell Barnsworth is a small ten-year-old boy with a big personality. Born premature, Benji is sickly and accident prone and has a tendency to faint—a lot. He's...
