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Squirting is a tricky subject, and doubly so when your partner insists on some measure of cleanliness (and dryness) in his bedding materials. Is it reasonable for a woman to be irritated that a man dumped her more or less immediately because she squirted? I mean, isn't that a pretty good indication that she was very into him? Closer to home, we continue our discussions of sugar dating, probing the specific differences between vanilla dating, sugar dating and prostitution. How malleable is the female response during sex and in a relationship more broadly? And, what is behind the bizarre behaviors from young women around sex and commitment A woman is irritated at a man for not having a condom with him for their first sexual encounter, another isn't sure why her partner wants to see her small breasts. And, a man feels emasculated by his partner's vibrator. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/9

Was it even possible to record a piece of media this week without a single reference to the new Taylor Swift album, Midnights? We managed it, but at some point we should perhaps go through the so-called "Gaylor" theories which hold that she is now dropping major hints that she is bisexual or even gay. They're probably just living "for the hope of it all," as they say. After establishing that we were not going to observe No Nut November, we discussed the surprising similarity between the monthly cost of a man who visits lots of escorts and men who engage just a single sugar baby. Next, we look for a way to view 69 as a compelling sex position, followed by a discussion of multiple ejaculation, a woman who allegedly wears her boyfriend's sweaty gym clothes to masturbate, and another (presumably different) woman who's worried she's too "loose." Also, another update on the latest sex talk on TikTok. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions

Sex work is becoming more and more normalized within our culture. To a certain extent, that's a good thing. To yet another extent, it's a great thing. I can't count the number of times I've enjoyed a nice camshow while driving from place to place in my automobile. Sure, at red lights someone might look over and wonder why I have an iPad Pro taped to my windshield. But they know I'm safe, since my car drives itself. We talk about a lady who is just absolutely impressed by how much better anal sex was than she expected. I had a dream about anal sex last night, actually, but we'll save that for another time. Ditto for the porn I watched today that involved a woman having sex with a horse whose penis was so large that it went in her mouth and came out her vagina (?). We discuss body count and why the double standard exists between men and women. And, some discussion of how women screen non-iPhone users out of the dating pool. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are li

Is your penis long enough to visibly push out a female partner's abdominal wall during PIV sex? Mine is. And so is the one in the video we discuss today. It's impressive. In younger years, I had a friend who called this move "The Alien" -- for obvious reasons. He had another sexual operation he called "The Cycle." That was when you and your partner had oral, anal and vaginal sex all in the same session. And, importantly, you had to repeat one of the acts, therefore requiring something to come after the anal sex. Add them together, and you arrive at the fairly famous "Cycle With Alien." Deepfake technology is improving, and it's now fairly easy to find what appears to be porn featuring your favorite celebrity. How long until human porn stars are no longer even required? How long until you can have a computer render a porn scene to your taste on demand? It's no the Holodeck, but it's close. And, yet another man is disappointed after an MMF threesome adventure. Will they ever learn? To follow along with the vid

It's that time of the week again, and we've found a trove of data about how much money sugar babies can expect to get out of sugar daddies for a regular "arrangement." Answer: "Not much." I remember in my younger wealthy days a friend pointed out to me that he could "tip every cab driver $100 from now on" and never run out of money. You'd probably have to up that to $200 to account for Bidenflation, but the point remains the same. These ladies aren't really what I'd call "well paid." Set against the minimum wage in California, which is set to rise to $22, $2000 or $3000 per month doesn't sound like a lot. I once misplaced many dozens of times that in a cupboard. We talk about sex too. A man is confounded by a friend hiring sex workers when he wasn't ready to see said friend have an erection, much less an orgasm. Another likes to wash his penis very very quickly after sex. We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this

What life can an extremely attractive woman expect after she graduates from high school? We discuss whether there is some secret land where men have access to only the 10s among us. Of course, they'd be jettisoned at age 27 or thereabouts. Eric describes a "new" technique he discovered in porn, called the "cum slap," followed by a proper discussion of some blowjob tips, with two guys who both enjoy receiving them. And, we discuss the Slutty Confessions subreddit, which contains stories which may or may not be true, but which are always provocative. To see the photos from Episode 85 that we discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/86/sugar-1 https://ymmv.me/86/sugar-2 We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/86/magical-blow https://ymmv.me/86/dislikes-blows https://ymmv.me/86/wedding-creampie https://ymmv.me/86/gloryhole Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail

The stunning looks of the sugar baby we discuss are only matched by how quickly she's removed from the Sugar Lifestyle Forum subreddit, suggesting either a catfishing scenario or something equally nefarious. Like most good things, profiteers are descending on the great Sugar Kingdom, decreasing the value for everyone. Keith assumes men generally should have a kink around "breeding," since it is what their bodies are designed to do, but Mike has a different take. And, what is the modern sensibility around pubic-hair grooming? It would appear that complete removal by a woman on or about the third date is essentially required to avoid embarrassment. We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/85/breeding https://ymmv.me/85/grooming https://ymmv.me/85/phone-habit Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Here's a scene You're in the bedroom laying down, your girlfriend wrap around To the sound of the dildo and the thrusting All you hear is the harness rubbing your ass And feel such peace and absolute The ecstasy still that doesn't end But slowly drifts into sleep Until your mother opens up the door She's walked in on you It's you alone, you are the pegging queen. We question the legitimacy of sugar daddies who don't have as much money as we think they ought to, and of sugar babies who tolerate that. A couple sets up a hall pass situation, and the guy is upset that now his girlfriend is enjoying multiple male penises (big surprise). In other news: A young woman gives her platonic friend a blowjob, it doesn't turn him into her boyfriend, and she becomes upset. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/84/pegging https://ymmv.me/84/hall-pass https://ymmv.me/84/blow https://ymmv.me/84/clit-hack Twi

Reunited finally after Keith's long séjour in Europe, we wrap up our conversation about psychedelics before moving on to all manner of taboo (and honestly potentially triggering) topics. Women often face the problem of a series of men who say more or less the same things on dating apps, so it's hard to know which first date will go well, and which will just be awful. Is there a better way for them to figure this out without wasting hours on terrible dates? Or, are the incels right and women are all just dating the top 10% of attractive guys anyway? How bad is it if a guy starts crying during sex? What's the best way to transition to sex once your date has agreed to "come up to your place"? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/83/fingering Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Keith asks Mike probing questions about how he's doing psychologically. Spoiler alert: Not well. But -- and this is important -- no sexual side effects to speak of. Importantly, that suggests a male potency beyond what you probably think he's capable of. We're talking Clubber Lang-level potency. In the "fastest time to nut" category, both hosts are doing decently well. There's some question as to the absolute fastest that could be achieved, but it's plainly under 5 minutes, which is impressive however you slice it. Some discussion of the attractiveness of beards on men and circumcised versus "natural" plumbing downstairs. What happens when you move on from a relationship where sex was off the hook? And can an attractive young woman actually be "bad" at sex. Not to beat a dead horse here, but we're mostly in the podcasting game for the chicks (who isn't?). So, if a lovely young lady would like to meet either host, please contact us. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, h

Mike celebrates Slope Day in California and does some deep thought about children's gender identities, mental health and psychedelics. It's hard out here with Keith in Europe! Lots of questions this week, including a man who doesn't like foreplay, another who has extracted an "anytime blowjob" agreement from his girlfriend, and one who wants to perform oral sex on himself. Lots of discussion of different pharmaceuticals, including one woman who is completely unable to have orgasms because of her SSRI. And, what to do when roleplaying goes too far? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/81/no-lube https://ymmv.me/81/bj-anytime https://ymmv.me/81/ssri https://ymmv.me/81/penis https://ymmv.me/81/autofellatio https://ymmv.me/81/smell https://ymmv.me/81/roleplay https://ymmv.me/81/what-to-say Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Alyssa and Keith discuss the importance of photo selection for successful online dating, what works and what does not, and what the photos tell you about the person who posted them. A gentleman claims that he orgasmed no fewer than seven times in immediate succession, leaving his balls "tired, sore, dragging." Is this even possible, and if so would it really do that sort of thing to his balls? Someone wants to know if cameltoe is really attractive. It is, of course, but mostly because of the way it accentuates to the male gaze the lack of a penis in the spot where it would be on a man. And, is a man responsible if his partner has never had an orgasm? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/80/7-times https://ymmv.me/80/habits https://ymmv.me/80/never-orgasmed https://ymmv.me/80/cameltoe https://ymmv.me/80/blow-kiss Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Look, it's not every day that we have the opportunity to speak with any 19-year-old woman about her sex life. So, we appreciated that, and we know you will as well. We interviewed Sage, a 19-year-old female listener with a genuinely fascinating set of sexual experiences. Rather than spoil the details for you, I'll just say that she's primarily attracted to women, but she has a male partner. And he likes to find male thirds for their couple. Sage self-identifies as queer, and she is very open about what she likes and doesn't like. And, Sage went ahead and checked for herself what fluid comes out when she squirts. She can confirm that it's pee. Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Alyssa and Keith discuss a wide range of topics, starting off with Alyssa recanting, or perhaps just recasting, some of her earlier statements on the program. Don't worry, Keith still maintains that he's a classy gentleman. Some discussion of how to construct an effective Tinder profile, and general dating advice in that area. Then on to the big question of the day: Why do women so easily tolerate men's fetishistic behavior, whether it's wanting to direct their semen in various seemingly unnatural places or the like. Do women actually want facials or to be nutted upon? And, who wins the cum race? There was no porn discussed in this episode, but here is one of a woman giving a somewhat odd blowjob (particularly the end) just to help you out: https://ymmv.me/78/odd-bj We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/78/facial https://ymmv.me/78/going-down https://ymmv.me/78/racing Twitter: @ymmvpod Face

Looking for a deep dive into Keith's relationship? Look no further, friend, because this episode is tailor-made for you. These two lovebirds appear smitten, and my lone regret for the moment is that they're looking for an MFF threesome, not an MMF one. Sadly, all I seem to find these days is the dreaded MMM threesome. Really, if an MMF is the "devil's threesome," what is an MMM? Even I was surprised to learn of Alyssa's willingness to accept corporal punishment in the context of sex or a relationship. She may have allowed it, but I don't think I would. Alyssa has agreed to start a "vabbing" experiment, to see just how well Keith can detect pheromones. I wonder what would be the male equivalent? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/77/vabbing https://ymmv.me/77/love https://ymmv.me/77/domination Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Keith is in Albania, but that didn't stop us from connecting to bring you some fresh content. I'm not ashamed to say that Episode 76 is more sexually stimulating than the January 6th hearings. We discuss bondage, and not the fake kind that happens when you're arrested while protesting the Supreme Court and put your hands behind your back, but the real kind when someone uses velcro straps and metal fixations. Real serious stuff, except the guy who is doing it in our story asked how his partner was feeling a few too many times (in our opinion). Another group of women are concerned about the smell and look of their vaginas, so we discussed at some length whether there's much they can do about that. And, we had some more talk about the optimal way for sex to be offered for sale to men. No matter how much we circle the topic, we reliably conclude that sugar relationships are optimal economically and psychologically for all who want to be involved in such situations. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so f

Mike tackles the questions that women want answered, with a sensitivity few modern men can muster. Women everywhere drop whatever they're doing to offer him what they think he wants: A relationship with a fun, quirky woman. Mike, unhappy by this turn of events, takes time to clarify for them that men are much more interested in carnal affairs than affairs of the heart, but they don't believe him. Mike is frustrated, and so are the women. Topics range from what women want to what men want, what do prostitutes and porn actresses want? And, what is the best VR porn? To listen to the interview clip discussed in the episode: https://ymmv.me/75/porn-actress We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/75/want-anal https://ymmv.me/75/half-of-men https://ymmv.me/75/sex-effort https://ymmv.me/75/tired https://ymmv.me/75/reality https://ymmv.me/75/attractive https://ymmv.me/75/fingered https://ymmv.me/75/bj-

Keith and Mike review the goings-on from Episode 73, with some discussion of whether multiple orgasms means fewer pleasurable contractions per orgasm, leading to an equal total pleasure quotient, regardless of the number of orgasms experienced. Some conversation as well about external anal stimulation on both men and women, whether it's enjoyable, and how it's handled in general. A woman is gifted a butt plug by her boyfriend and is unsure how to react (hint: be prepared for anal sex in the near future). Another is dumped because she revealed to her sweetie that she wanted to intrude in his anal cavity (pegging). And a third wants to give herself over fully via a "free use" agreement, which sounds great in principle but probably winds up being problematic upon further inspection. We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/74/mff-gift https://ymmv.me/74/oral-shower https://ymmv.me/74/plug https://y

“Le sexe de la femme,” as they say, is all around us, all the time. And so it was with Jane in the corner of the studio today, casually pleasuring herself as we recorded our latest episode. She smiled at the humor, but above all she resented the orgasms she waited to enjoy until much, much later in the evening. With Keith out of town on another jaunt (Europe), Eric joins Mike to discuss the latest topics. Mike revealed his experiences with a masturbation sleeve mistakenly mailed to his P.O. Box. We discussed the latest trend toward anilingus on the first date, without significant warning or preparation. And, is it now considered standard for men to wet their fingers and gently caress the anuses of their partners? We dig more deeply into the meaning of “sit on my face,” whether a man’s penis is likely to grow after several sexual encounters with a woman, and what men are likely to ask a partner after ejaculating. A full slate for the episode. And all with Jane, our first committed listener to have the chance t

We're concerned about men who need to finger and/or edge their female partners for such a long time that their hands might not be able to keep up. It's analogous to the problems women often have with forearm strength when offering handjobs to their partners. We tease, but don't watch (yet) an excellent video. Next episode we'll discuss it. What should a 42-year-old virgin do to improve his plight? Is it reasonable for one partner to have to initiate all the time? And, we discuss handjobs on airplanes. For those of you who want to see it, here is the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/72/champion-shirt We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/72/suffocating-oral https://ymmv.me/72/old-virgin https://ymmv.me/72/pants https://ymmv.me/72/initiating Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com