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Welcome back to another episode of the only podcast that will probably end up with the listeners dying of malnutrition and the cohost being murdered by an inmate. In this installment of #SurvivorATF Corinne dishes out more *killer* diet tips, informing Max that she subsists on a daily diet of baby food, 25-30 packs of artificial sweeteners, processed cheese powder, and spray butter. Max shares another pregnancy announcement with Corinne, who helps him see the bright side of all of his exes getting knocked up at the same time. Corinne finds out her newest friend boy has been arrested for punching a police horse and shares how she and her GBFF Matt got in a fight over who would hit on Instagram model Brock O’Hearn at the ESPYs. But wait, there’s a bright side! Corinne has found her soulmate in prison, and he is a 39 year old murderer who bludgeoned his parents to death, stole their savings, and then flew to LA to attend a Neil Diamond concert. All that, plus the backstory on Corinne's bizarre Just Fab video sh

In this special voicemail edition of #SurvivorATF Max and Corinne welcome Big Brother 14 winner Ian Terry to take your calls. The episode begins with back-to-back to back Doodie Chronicles, including Max’s story about spraying his room at Ponderosa from both ends. We also welcome the debut on a new segment, the Vom Chrons, which almost causes Max to bean in Corinne’s living room. Max and Corinne announce their intention to seek sponsorship from an asswipe company and Ian approves. Igor calls in for advice about the very confusing feelings he is having toward Survivor sleuth Redmond. Ian shares his all-time favorite Survivor QT3.14s and lets Corinne see his Tindr profile. She swipes left. Jason calls in with a list of demands and speculates on what it would be like to be gay. Corinne and Max offer advice on how to deal with getting stood up and strategies for delayed gratification.

Do I hear wedding bells? Nah, it's probably just an ambulance siren. In this episode of #SurvivorATF Corinne and Max have marriage on their minds. Perhaps it's because the thank-you cards that they made for the ATF patrons look like engagement notices. Or maybe it's because Brandon Hantz is getting married again. Corinne shares the story of the time she got bought out of a marriage proposal for $724 and announces her plan to shop for a boyfriend in prison. Max & Corinne discover their mutual love for Charles Manson and Jonestown and swap stories about their visits to nudist colonies and sex clubs. As if she had not already demonstrated that she is completely unfit for marriage, Corinne steps into the kitchen to teach us how to make brownies without any of the ingredients, only to confess that her recipe almost sent her to the hospital the night before. Stay tuned for part two of this episode, featuring Big Brother 14 champion Ian Terry and your voicemails, later this week.

How far would you go for a refund? In this episode we learn about the time that Corinne's mom used a dead body to get her daughter out of a $400 fee. Corinne admits to beating up one boyfriend and to spreading rumors that another one smelled like pee. Later on astrologer Lola Babylon visits the show and suggests that the chemistry between Max and Corinne is so hot that they should record the podcast in a bath tub. Spencer Clawson from Big Brother 15 calls in to dish the dirt on his breakup with podcasting (and life) partner McCrae Olson and sits in for your voicemails. All that, plus an Anna Watch update, an Amelia Bedelia Life Hack, another installment of The Doodie Chronicles, and more details about Corinne's Karate fetish video.

Everyone needs a mantra, and it just so happens that Corinne's is "I'd like to speak to a manager." In this episode Max and Corinne are joined by psychic Marjorie O'Rourke to talk about romance, past lives, and the future of the podcast. Corinne describes a date with a doomsday prepper and opens up about her lifelong obsession with arcade claw machines. We welcome the return of The Doodie Chronicles and inaugurate a new segment, Anna Watch. Corinne confesses to having recorded a VHS karate fetish video, and Max shares a very embarrassing jury trip story, only to realize that he's not embarrassed by it at all. Corinne's best friend Matt stops by for the voicemails.

The Emmys. The Grammys. The Oscars. The Tonys. The ATFys? Walk down the red carpet with us as we celebrate the first-ever ATFcademy Awards! Join Max and Corinne as they look back at the first 15 episodes of All The Fixins and recognize outstanding achievements in categories that include Best Dick, Best Voicemail, Nastiest Moment, and Best Criminal Offense. Back by popular demand, ATFy nominee and Corinne's best friend Matt Donnelly stops by to recap the Guys' Choice Awards and share behind-the-scenes gossip about Robert DeNiro's cellphone, Anna Kendrick's awesomeness, and Corinne's encounter with her white whale, Ben Affleck. Corinne's cousin Josh calls in to tell the story of the second love coffin (!?!) and the Bambi-murdering gentlemen tree farmer who bestowed it upon her. We also meet Corinne's latest friend-boy, the 6' 7" Brit, and hear all about the system he has devised to rate attractiveness. All that plus your voicemails, two Shut Up Tim original song parodies, and another installment of the Doody Ch

Welcome to the offseason...or as we like to call it on All The Fixins, "The Season." In this episode Max and Corinne visit a dark and scary place littered with dead pets, ruined relationships, and poop-covered washcloths. We learn that as a child Corinne rode the short bus, had an imaginary best friend named "Bitter," and dispensed pet care tips on her own public access tv show. Max and Corinne take yet another relationship compatibility test to determine if they are in fact lost causes. ATF Youth Correspondent Kacie Anderson catches us up on the latest Survivor Season 34 rumors. And we introduce a brand-new segment, The Doody Chronicles. All The Fixins - the podcast for when MINO.

Max and Corinne are joined in the studio by Kaoh Rong castaway Kyle Jason for a first-person account of his Survivor journey spanning his first exposure to the show as a teenager to his thoughts on that trainwreck of a reunion.

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Maybe it's the meat talking, but this week's Survivor With All The Fixins is as uncomfortable as an enlarged prostate. The episode begins with Corinne complaining about how all of the Fake Corinnes on Twitter are ruining her real life. Max and Corinne then discuss how Jews win at buffets, tripping out on Ibogaine in Gabon, and which Kaoh Rong castaway is most likely to have flicked her bean out on the island. #SurvivorATF Hot Doctor correspondent Marcus Lehman, MD drops by for a post-mortem on Joe's game. During the voicemails Max remixes one castaway's voice while Corinne shares a story about dropping a deuce in front of a group of schoolchildren at the zoo. Oh yeah, and it turns out that Corinne has murdered several pets. Survivor With All The Fixins: the meat may be tender, but the podcast is HARD.

This week’s episode begins on a somber note as Max and Corinne eulogize #SurvivorATF-favorite Kyle Jason’s game and Corinne’s boy friendship with EDM. Corinne and Max then discuss eating with filthy monkeys, the time Corinne ate dog food, and how Marcus tricked Sugar into believing that the Gabon cast had eaten a stray dog. Special youth correspondent and Survivor subreddit moderator Kacie Anderson joins for the voicemail segment, which includes the revenge of the green penis, a debate over which Kaoh Rong castaway is the most likely to freebleed, and the story of the hotel comforter that Corinne lost her virginity to. All that, plus the debut of two brand-new disasterpieces by Shut Up Tim! Follow Kacie on twitter at http://twitter.com/kaciebot. Become a patron of Survivor With All The Fixins at http://patreon.com/ontheblocknetwork

Corinne is back from Stagecoach and barely awake. Max is squirming on account of all of your questions about his personal life. It's a recipe for podcasting gold! In this special voicemail edition your intrepid hosts tackle the tough questions other podcasts won't touch. For example, who has a better island pet, Tai or Aubry? Are this season's rewards racist? Can you get high from smoking tampons? What's the craziest thing Max has ever done for a girl? Who is the biggest cunt in Survivor history? Can short guys named Joel be sexy? And how many years does Corinne have to wait until she can date Scot's newborn son? Survivor With All The Fixins - unlike Jon Misch, we check our voicemails.

Survivor With All The Fixins is back with more talk about dicks (green dicks, Mike Tyson's dick) and dick moves (Tai flipping on The Wonder Twins). Will Corinne Corinne her invisible boyfriend? Why does everyone trust Aubry? Is Joe a voting advantage, or is he just something that came in the fire making kit? What is Michele even talking about? Did you say wine? Tune in to find out the answers to these and many other pressing questions. Plus, Randy's rant and the real story behind some of the recent Brawn tribe twitter ugliness. Support #SurvivorATF by becoming at patron at www.patreon.com/ontheblocknetwork

Why is this podcast different from every other podcast? Because this week, Max and Corinne are celebrating Passover with all the fixins. Max and Corinne talk about what being Jewish means to them, which in Corinne's case involves embezzling money from the Hebrew school snack bar. Two guests join the show, and although neither is the prophet Elijah both drink more than few glasses of wine. First off Corinne's best friend Matt drops by to talk dick pic etiquette and review the latest Survivor nudes. Then Max and Corinne are joined by Mikey Glazer of The Wrap - the journalist who broke the story of the Second Chance pregame alliance conference calls - for the recap. Voicemails feature tips on how to smuggle drugs onto the island in a tampon and the dirt on Corinne's relationship with Survivor's top Jew. All that, plus Randy's rant, and much, much more. Support The Chosen Podcast and the entire On The Block Podcasting Network by becoming at patron at https://www.patreon.com/ontheblocknetwork?ty=h.

This week Max and Corinne take you deep inside the Troll Room for a super-sized episode of Survivor With All The Fixins that you will never forget. Max shares Debbie’s Survivor audition video with Corinne, insuring that neither will ever be able to look at a piano bench the same way again. Listen as Corinne recounts how she and a team of private eyes stalked her exes and the story of how she went on a third date to a concentration camp. You’ll also learn that Love Coffin is not slang for Corinne’s privates. Ryan Elder from The Snakes, Rats & Goats podcast (https://srgcast.wordpress.com/) joins for the voicemail segment. Plus Max and Corinne announce the winner of the Survivor Crashers Contest. Support #SurvivorATF and the On The Block Podcasting Network by becoming at patron at https://www.patreon.com/ontheblocknetwork?ty=h.

This week on Survivor With All The Fixins Max and Corinne recount their adventures in Temecula after crashing - and being ejected from - a reality TV charity event. Love and Life Coach (and two-time Survivor castaway) Francesca Hogi then joins the show to shed some light on Max's and Corinne's respective relationship problems. Corinne talks about her vaginal hubris and the time she induced Montezuma's Revenge before appearing on the MTV show Fashionably Loud, and Max asks if it's normal to want to flee after sex. All that, plus an update on friend-boy EDM, listener voicemails, and a desultory discussion of the last episode of Survivor. Make sure to check out Francesca's website at http://www.francescahogi.com/ and follow her on Twitter at @dearfranny.

This week on Survivor With All The Fixins Max and Corinne talk about what it feels like to make - and not make - the merge, speculate on Neal's net worth, and analyze Caleb's nudes. Corinne updates us on the situation with her couch and her 6'8" friend boy EDM and offers a few pointers on how to get wasted on the island. All that plus your voicemails. Survivor With All The Fixins: a mountain of pus towering over an undifferentiated landscape of podcasting infections.

This week on Survivor With All The Fixins old and new friends stop by to visit Max and Corinne in the studio. By "old" we mean Survivor Worlds Apart Winner Mike Holloway. By "new" we mean Corinne's age-inappropriate 6'8" EDM-listening friend boy. Together the crew pours over Debbie's ModelMayhem profile and discusses the time Corinne pretended she was attending anger management classes in order to keep a man. You'll learn why Corinne is the worst high school cheerleader of all time, how Mike would have handled that hectic tribal council, which Koan Rong castaway got called up from the practice squad, and why Corinne had to get her couch professionally cleaned. All that, plus your voicemails and Survivor Crashers videos and at least two utterances of the word "pussy," on #SurvivorATF.

This week on Survivor With All The Fixins Max and Corinne recap the tribe swap, get to the bottom of the real or fake debate, and contemplate who is the bottom in the Gondol tribe's newest bromance. You'll learn Randy's patented technique for getting things moving on the island and what the "P" in Bob P. Crowley stands for. In addition, Corinne's Gay Best Friend stops by to share his perspective on the latest Survivor news and gossip. All that, plus your voicemails and Survivor Crashers videos, on #SurvivorATF.

This week on a very special episode of Survivor With All The Fixins Corinne and Max try their best and never quit. They welcome #SurvivorATF's Hot Doctor Correspondent Marcus Lehman to discuss last week's harrowing medical emergency and how it could have been avoided. Corinne brags about FaceTiming with Scot and Jason and shares the story of the Caramoan castaway who tried to make his own wine out of rotten fruit. Max rants about Millennials and learns about fake vs. real boobs. Randy rants about Jeff. Tyler...well, let's just say he was there. Plus, the gang reviews (and judges) the first 3 entries in the Survivor Crashers contest. It's Survivor With All The Fixins: the podcast that looks like a common pussycat, but that deep down inside knows it's a mighty lion.