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A dead alpaca. A trail of small white lies. A stoned Rottweiler. A beer can model. A political rally to make America tall again. Just another day in the life of Corinne Kaplan.

Introducing a new segment: This Week In Thirst, where Max and Corinne review the desperate, undignified behavior that former Survivor contestants resort to for attention and/or money. Plus, the stalker becomes the stalked: Corinne has a secret admirer.

It's a Doodie Chron-Vom Chron crossover episode as Corinne goes down with a wicked bout of food poisoning while on the road! Don't worry, it's nothing that a handful of Ambien can't fix... ATF: this podcast is going to save your soul.

Max is having the worst Valentine's Day ever. Corinne is living out her childhood dream of having a monkey of her very own. Plus, the unveiling of the winners of the #BringItBack contest and lots of advice about how to wreck your life, relationships, friendships, or your friends' lives and relationships!

Max is joined by Matt Hoffman (Big Brother 12) for an ATF On Your Side Special Report on the controversy surrounding the Swaggy C vs Fessy Charity(?) Basketball Game. Just typing that gave me douche chills.

Corinne's midlife crisis has arrived...in the form of a camelid. Plus, updates on the #BringItBack contest, ketamine guy, and Ambien crying guy. Just typing that out made me realize how bizarre this whole thing is.

What do you get when combine Corinne, a tall man, and a double dose of Ambien? Apparently two hours of crying. Pretty depressing, right? Don’t worry, it’s nothing that a ketamine drip won’t fix. Plus: Max and Corinne unblind a Survivor blind item in response to a really tasteless Survivor blind item. And make sure to join the #BringItBack contest for a chance to win an ATF goodie bag.

Corinne hits on a toddler, steals a Mormon's keys, and gets stood up, again. Plus, an Easy 8 makes an uninvited visit to Denver. ATF: There is no bottom.

Max and Corinne are joined at the compound by friend of the show Francesca Hogi.

What's doing and who's screwing? Max and Corinne catch up on all the latest reality TV gossip in the aftermath of Survivor finale week.

Brian Howie of The Great Love Debate joins Max and Corinne at the ATF compound for an unflinching look at Corinne's dating life. Follow Brian on Twitter (@brianhowie) and check out greatlovedebate.com for more info and tour dates. Support our sponsors! Use the promo code ALL at bluechew.com for a special trial offer!

Porn, Lice, and Espionage. That's all I am going to say, fam. Hashtag Daddy Daughter Date. If you don't mind, stay on the line a moment after I close the program. ATF: We f$@k regardless.

It turns out Corinne and Brandon Hantz have a lot in common. They both mark up their faces. They both believe in fixing your teeth. Neither of them are impressed by pot. And they definitely don't play games!

WYD? Carving a doll in the exact likeness of Corinne? Working on that body transformation? Trying out a new sleeping pill that paralyzes you? Getting trampled by a horse? Visiting the 'bate club? No matter WYDing, ATF is the podcast for you.

What are the odds of going on a date with someone with Marfan's Syndrome and a date with someone with Klinefelter's Syndrome? 1 in 3,000,000. Why do we know this? Because Corinne is the one in this equation. Also in this episode: EDM returns for a tight 20 minute set. Max opens up about the Toothbrush Graveyard. And Max and Corinne answer your advice questions.

This week ATF is all about learning. First, Max learns about Corinne's favorite indulgence...as Corinne learns the hard way why we never eat a tuna fish sandwich from the train station. Next, Corinne learns the answer to the question "Does Ambien ruin your brain?" Then, we learn why Chadwick's weekend was "up and down." And finally, we learn about the special clothing item one Survivor legend will ask you to wear if you are so lucky to go home with him.

Max and Corinne welcome Randy Bailey, Bret LaBelle, Michelle Fitzgerald, Julia Sokolowski, Chris Hammons, Spencer Clawson, McCrae Olson and the ATF patrons for a recap of all of the goings on at the Vegas Reality Reunion.

Corinne encounters her future self in the form of a 70 year-old lady with a great body, a drinking problem, and a husband who waits in the car while she dances on tables. She then proceeds to go on a date with the "pro type for all chads and brads," a Harvard-educated frat boy named Chadwick Nelly who wasn't educated at Harvard, wasn't in a frat, and isn't named Chadwick Nelly. Max discovers the Cameo app and gets Corinne to guess how much other CBS reality stars charge for their personal telephonic appearances.

Corinne finds happiness with a long-time friendboy only to have it all slip away when he suffers massive head trauma. A man with a 12 foot beach ball and a $600,000 condo can't compete with Corinne's glitzy Hollywood lifestyle. Corinne takes a baby for a spin and the Internet calls in an Amber Alert. Max gets a leg cramp.

Corinne recounts a visit from Survivor winner Michelle Fitzgerald and looks forward to a visit from a male model. Someone's too busy to go to Vegas, while someone else is protesting too much about their dick pic leak. Plus, Max and Corinne answer your dating, career, and sex advice questions. All The Fixins: like taking key bumps of ketamine at a reggae festival.