Hallmark & Jess



Jessica and Mark love two things in this world: Lacey Chabert and Hallmark movies. Join them as they laugh, shout excitedly, and probably sing too much, all while breaking down some of the greatest (for various reasons) movies ever made!


  • Home Alone 3

    29/04/2020 Duration: 01h37s

    Kevin's gone, Marv is gone, Harry is gone, Buzz is gone, but we're back with more Home Alone! We take a break from the McAllister family to...steal microchips? Wait? What is this movie? Tune in to find out!

  • Home Alone 2

    15/04/2020 Duration: 01h07min

    Kevin is not following CDC guidelines and is off to New York! The Wet Bandits are back, but can they all deliver a movie as good as the first? Tune in to find out!

  • Home Alone

    01/04/2020 Duration: 01h02min

    We're on lock down, so we're going to Macaulay Culkin to figure out how to be home alone! Grab your paint cans and watch out for nails because this is war!

  • D3: The Mighty Ducks

    11/03/2020 Duration: 01h11min

    I...just don't know what to say about this episode. I'm still not sure what happened. D3. The Mighty Ducks. Tune in. That's all I can say. 

  • D2: The Mighty Ducks

    04/03/2020 Duration: 01h15min

    The quack is back, and it's everyone's favorite of the trilogy. Well...almost everyone's. Will Jess and Mark find common ground on the best Mighty Ducks movie or will it take the power of D3 to reunite the podcast? Tune in to find out!

  • The Mighty Ducks

    26/02/2020 Duration: 01h05min

    QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! Everyone join together in a Flying V and listen to us talk about our childhoods and possibly what hockey penalties mean. Tune in because we're talking about The Mighty Ducks, cake eaters!

  • A League of Their Own

    13/02/2020 Duration: 52min

    There's no crying in podcasting anymore because we're back with A League of Their Own! We'll see who's team Dottie and who is team Kit, plus what do we feel really happened on that final play? Tune in!

  • The Princess Bride

    29/01/2020 Duration: 01h10min

    Want to know what we think about The Princess Bride? As you wish. Tune in! 

  • That Thing You Do

    15/01/2020 Duration: 57min

    We're doing that thing we do by watching That Thing You Do! It's one of Jess's favorites, but Mark has never seen it. Will it be one of his favorites as well? Tune in!

  • You've Got Mail

    08/01/2020 Duration: 59min

    We didn't get you a present for Christmas, but it sure looks like You've Got Mail! It's everyone's mom's favorite movie, and hopefully, it will be yours too. Tune in!

  • While You Were Sleeping

    19/12/2019 Duration: 01h20min

    Awkward misunderstandings, initially being with the wrong guy, overheard conversations, dead parents, and Christmas? Are we sure this isn't a Hallmark movie? See what we think about While You Were Sleeping! 

  • Christmas Town

    11/12/2019 Duration: 01h23min

    Surprise! It's a bonus episode! While Jess is away, Mark invites his friend Kevin on to talk about #ChristmasTown! What did they think? Were they a little loud at times (warning)? Can we talk about the cat? Tune in!

  • Christmas in Rome

    04/12/2019 Duration: 01h03min

    Take a Roman holiday with us as we talk about Christmas in Rome! We dare you to say this was just a mediocre movie when we're through. 

  • The Holiday

    27/11/2019 Duration: 01h18min

    We're celebrating our return to the Hallmark scene with...a non-Hallmark movie. We're breaking all the rules and watching all of out favorites this Christmas, so tune in for The Holiday!

  • Mistletoe Over Manhattan

    20/11/2019 Duration: 55min

    It's a Christmas movie! Did we record this in July? Yes, but at least we're closer. It's the first Hallmark movie Mark watched two years ago, and now we're breaking it down! Tune in!

  • Paris, Wine, and Romance

    13/11/2019 Duration: 01h39s

    Weather starting to get cold? Well, how about an episode about a movie we recorded in the summer?!? So grab your shorts and sunhat because The Single Girl joins Mark to talk about Paris, Wine, and Romance. It's better than a cup of hot chocolate! 

  • Harvest Love

    08/05/2019 Duration: 49min

    Picture it: pears. Pear orchards. Pear cobbler. Medicine. Intrigued? Then you must work for Hallmark! It's Harvest Love, and we're going to decide if it's a Will or a Ronnie. 

  • She's All That

    18/04/2019 Duration: 01h36min

    One year of Hallmark, so we're celebrating with She's All That! Seems about right. We're talking about problematic 90s behavior, crazy schools, and trend setting moments!

  • Crossword Mysteries: A Puzzle to Die For

    11/04/2019 Duration: 54min

    What's a five letter word for awesome? LACEY! We're solving puzzles, making leaps, and admiring the energy level of an old man as we watch the first episode of Crossword Mysteries!

  • Chronicle Mysteries

    04/04/2019 Duration: 01h05min

    It's our one year anniversary, and what better way to celebrate than with special guest Loree Stark from A Very Hallmark Christmas?!? We're solving crimes and recalling times when suspects were spotted, fingerprints were blotted, and time was allotted for podcasting. Tune in!

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