Hallmark & Jess



Jessica and Mark love two things in this world: Lacey Chabert and Hallmark movies. Join them as they laugh, shout excitedly, and probably sing too much, all while breaking down some of the greatest (for various reasons) movies ever made!


  • Yes, I Do

    27/03/2019 Duration: 52min

    We absolutely love Jen Lilley and think she is a great person and actress, so why are we not into "Yes, I Do"? We'll discuss that along with great parents, a Jonas wedding, and therapy. So much therapy. See if you can count the number of exasperated sighs in this episode and the first person with the correct answer will receive a personalized exasperated sigh from Mark personally! It's a terrible prize.

  • Dash of Love

    26/03/2019 Duration: 01h14min

    We're going back to where it all began for Jen Lilley and Hallmark as we watch Dash of Love! We're also talking embarrassing our parents, Fresh Off the Boat, and how much we love art!

  • Model Behavior

    16/03/2019 Duration: 01h24min

    It's finally here! Model Behavior! We're talking JT, talkboys, huge phones, Giffords, coq au vin, destroying lives, and creeps, so WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT! GET. IT.

  • Love, Romance, and Chocolate

    27/02/2019 Duration: 59min

    We're back with the woman that started it all, Lacey Chabert, and we're talking about three things: love, romance, and chocolate pizza. Oooohh yeeaaaahh!

  • The Story of Us

    14/02/2019 Duration: 01h05min

    Happy Valentine's Day! I got you a new episode, and it's way better than those chalk heart things! We're talking mystery sounds, necessary break-ups, and how important is Valentine's day really? Tune in!

  • Valentine in the Vineyard

    06/02/2019 Duration: 01h18min

    Love is in the air and so are the drones! We're talking Valentine in the Vineyard! But that's not all! We investigate Sweetest Day, Cosmo quizzes, and planning a wedding! Oh, and llamas. Of course llamas.

  • SnowComing

    30/01/2019 Duration: 01h26min

    If you've ever wanted to hear Mark lose it, this is the episode for you! It's SnowComing! We're talking stabbing homecoming queens, how libraries work, and Mark's new catchphrase! Tune in!

  • Winter Love Story

    23/01/2019 Duration: 01h20min

    Book tour, baybay!!! We're continuing our Jen Lilley run with her newest movie! Plus, the Star Trek minute returns, Mark accidentally exposes himself to a plane full of people, and papayas? Tune in!

  • Eat, Play, Love

    16/01/2019 Duration: 01h06min

    It's a tale as old as time. Boy likes movie. Girl doesn't like movie. A lot of bold claims get made with little research. Dogs keep being adorable. Beauty and the beast. It's our Eat, Play, Love episode, baybay!

  • The Christmas Contract

    09/01/2019 Duration: 01h29min

    Somebody call our attorney because we've got a Christmas Contract on our hands! We're back and talking about job happenings, holidays with family, and some good ole southern hospitality!

  • Mingle All the Way

    26/12/2018 Duration: 01h28min

    You might have thought Christmas was over, but we've got another gift just for you! It's the start of our Jen Lilley run of movies as we watch Mingle All the Way! Plus, Jess gives her review of A Snow Globe Kissmas! Tune in!

  • A Very Merry Toy Store

    20/12/2018 Duration: 01h07min

    It's the unofficial sequel to Holiday in Handcuffs in a completely different universe and we couldn't be happier about it! We're talking beans, sledding, and the tragic tale of Toys R Us. Tune in!

  • Angels in the Snow

    05/12/2018 Duration: 01h02min

    It's the movie that nearly tore the podcast apart and made Jess hate everyone including Mark. Why does Jess hate it so much? Is Mark a weirdo for loving it? Tune in to find out!

  • Holiday in Handcuffs

    30/11/2018 Duration: 01h08min

    Granny get your gun because we've got a kidnapping going on! We're going through Holiday in Handcuffs and trying to make some sense of the madness!

  • The Nine Lives of Christmas

    21/11/2018 Duration: 01h02min

    We're going from a movie we hated to a movie we loved with The Nine Lives of Christmas! We're talking robberies, secret identities, and the sure fire way to woo a lady!

  • Backyard Wedding

    14/11/2018 Duration: 01h09min

    We're finishing up our Alicia Witt series, and...well...it didn't end so great. Find out why, and also we talk about stalkers and tell our past drunk stories, so we're still making gold out of walnuts. That's not a phrase.

  • A Gift to Remember

    07/11/2018 Duration: 01h24min

    We're joined by Emma from The Hallremark with 2 goals: 1. talk about A Gift to Remember and 2. convince her to be our new best friend! Were we successful? Listen in to find out! (Spoilers: it was great.)

  • Mistletoe Inn

    01/11/2018 Duration: 01h17min

    Everyone wants to know: WHO IS H.T. COWELL?!? Well, don't worry. We're on the case! We're also talking brownies, weird breakups, and even more Halloween parties! Tune in!

  • Under the Autumn Moon

    24/10/2018 Duration: 01h21min

    If you're like us and liked Rocky Mountain Christmas, then this movie is for you! We're talking Halloween costumes and the best way to show your partner affection. Tune in!

  • Christmas List

    17/10/2018 Duration: 01h32min

    Oh, Christmas. How do we love thee? Let us count the ways with Christmas List! This week, we welcome special guest Rachel Wagner from the Hallmarkies Podcast to talk unique mistletoe, skating, and horrible fundraisers!

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