Hallmark & Jess

We'll follow Lacey anywhere, even to the world of horror movies! Jess and Mark take a little detour from Hallmark movies to talk gore, icicles, and Weinsteins in our scariest episode yet!

Strap in, folks, because this one is a doozy! Jess and Mark aren't pulling any punches as they talk about creepy movie relationships, amazing feats of strength, and the ever-present threats that are birds! If you've seen this movie then you know that this one is going to get weird.

This week we watched what Jess calls an "aggressively mediocre movie"! Find out why Jess is a terrible daughter and that it's okay to give up on your dreams, but only a little! Also, Mark disagrees with Jess and is wrong or is he?

Remember how your parents made you feel so much worse when they weren't mad, just disappointed? That's A Wish For Christmas. That's right, we're bashing another Lacey Christmas movie and asking questions like, "Minor characters, what are they even for?

Listen as we review Jess’s favorite Lacey Christmas movie, Matchmaker Santa! We also touch on why we don’t talk to anyone on planes, why Mark will pick up hitchhikers and Jess absolutely won’t, and why it’s very dismissive of the leading man in this film to bash people that use fake Christmas trees instead of real ones. WE HAVE OUR REASONS, DEAN. Also covered is how both Mark and Jess discovered Santa isn’t real and how Jess doesn’t care for manspreading. Will the Santa in this movie fit the creepy mold from past Lacey movies? Listen to find out

Don't you just hate it when you enter the big gingerbread baking competition, but you don't have an oven, and you're caught in a love triangle? Sure, we all do! That's what we're talking about when we tackle Mark's favorite Hallmark Christmas movie: The Sweetest Christmas! Listen in as we talk backbones, country songs, and Christmas wishes! Tune in!

This week, Mark and Jessica take a look at the movie that...isn't exactly one of their favorites: Family For Christmas! You're always hardest on the ones you love the most right...? They'll be nicer from now on! They swear!

It's the pilot episode, and we're dipping our toes into the podcasting pool by talking about A Royal Wedding! Jess and Mark get right into it by talking fan fiction, Lacey Chabert being amazing, and what exactly the podcast should be named! Tune in today!