Reel Rap

Howdy folks, it's time for another surprise ep. Shane's in the slammer, so Jenna joins the pod to discuss what is sure to be a cruddy Oscars ceremony. Other topics of discussion include A Star is Born, Pisces Season, and diarrhea. Enjoy. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

teespring.com/reelraps2Welcome to season 3 and thanks for listening. Check out the new sweatshirts and tees designed by kelsey! Yea we get a little technical on this one, I don't make the rules. Sometimes this world gets the best of us.Link to song: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Frederic_Lardon_feat_Laura_Palme/Jazz__la_cool_pour_les_vacances__la_messe_comme_si_on_tait__ct_de_toi/Frederic_Lardon_feat_Laura_Palme_-__09_Dans_le_verre_de_Martini Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

LEAVE US A MESSAGE (410) 694-7228Stay til the end for our new director announcement :)Music:Greensleeves by Dorothy Ashby2 Blunts by Dagrynch Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Our four dear friends describe life in the Pennsylvania countryside and reflect on buying expensive weed, experiences in dextromethorphan, being jewish and christian and almost getting away with it all. Thanks for recording this y'all! Extra Gym Class Credit: Can you name all the bleeped names? first one to get them all gets a tshirt! Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Thanks for all your voicemails, keep them coming at (410) 694-7228.Thank you to Cian Nugent for his song "Double Horse" and to Judy Garland for her guidance in this life and the next. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

back on the bus, bennett has black mold in his house. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Ladies and Jinnelmen, introducing Safa! A powerful force in the bucks county area weighs in on Hollywood's love for the most spiteful piece of shit. Bennett recalls getting physically assaulted, and Safa (whose name we mispronounce 90% of the time [more like "sef-AH" not sAH-fAH"]) Safa closes with poignant remarks on the white supremacy of grad school. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

I had my first dream about mel the other day. I had ronnie dreams constantly during seaosn one and I was always chasing ronnie trying to tell him about the podcast. in this dream though mel was like 32 and just chilling sitting behind me. I really do despise him.Thank you to Professor Dwaram Venkataswami for their song "Thanam-Kalyani" found on WFMUs archive here: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Professor_Dwaram_Venkataswami_Naidu/~/Thanam-Kalyani Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Look at that face lol Mel takes on the affliction of the catholic faith by playing a burned guy Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Listen til the end for our new director announcement and two unforgettable steatorrhea stories. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

We follow Ezio from Assassin's creed through florence italy as he looks up every skirt in the archipelago. Shane apologizes for being a hazard to his own health on this episode. Ron Howard is finally done. he might die soon with the conclusion of this series. stay tuned and enjoy!!!!!! thanks for listening Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Inferno Teaser, out later today by Reel Rap Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

HEAVE, HO, HEAVE, HO.... Bennett mentions how disgusting it must be to be on a ship with a massive mildewy sail and I can't get it out of my head. Spent about 4 hours trying to get rid of the weird echo throughout this thing. sorry. still a banger. Next episode is the final one for ROnnie. Inferno. what a mess. send us messages via email drsh*tboy@gmail.com Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Strap on that Supreme bathing cap and take off those Beats by Dre. That's right, you're sittin' in the Splash Zone! Your pals are steamin' hot and soakin' wet this week. You know what that means - they're puttin' Brian "Hollywood" Grazer into the Delco rock tumbler! Don't forget, today (7/18) is the last day you can buy a t-shirt! teespring.com/reelrap Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Vroom vroom gear heads and reel heads, this podcast will self destruct in.... just kidding! this is fun. We sure Rush through this totally agreeable film at lightning speed. follow us on letterboxd++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++CHECK OUT THE OFFICIAL REEL RAP T-SHIRT! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++teespring.com/reelrapMusic by Enrico Caruso singing Pagliacci found here--http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Enrico_Caruso/Antique_Phonograph_Music_Program_04072015/Pagliacci_-_Vesti_la_guibba__-_Enrico_Caruso Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

This week on Reel Rap, your two favorite pseudo-intellectuals are taking America's favorite man-children out to f*** ballgame. Vince Vaughn is fully torqued for torque, Kevin James has internal bleeding for 90 seconds, and both of their wives are normal! Pucker up!Thanks to Scott Joplin for the intro song, "Ragtime Dance"found here:http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Scott_Joplin/Piano_Rolls_from_archiveorg/ScottJoplin-RagtimeDance1906Suggestions for Films:Kustom Kar Kommandos (1965)Young Adult (2011)Tiger Tail in Blue (2012)Foxcatcher (2014) Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Thank you to Scanglobe for their song, Robot Cowboy!Putting our best foot forward with our first NEW RELEASE. 2018 is the best year in history and we're here to match it with the best podcast in the country! Something stinks and it's Ron Howard's latest foray into the stars (and stripes!)XOXOGossip Girl Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

The Brontë sisters fart into the bunsen burner with this latest performance where they discus papacy, dysentery, and piety. We are selling commemorative advent calendars filled with 24 hour energy and cum vitamins (Legalize it) this December. If you're in the mood to throw the proverbial baby out with the proverbial bath water in regard to your social life, tell your friends, relatives and colleagues about Reel Rap! We are in extreme legal hot water with Lisa Marie Presley and need the listeners more than ever! Music by Johann Sebastian Bach. --Shane P, Bennett G, and Jakob. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Carter G hops on the mechanical bull. We sold the farm on this one, for reel heads only. Suggestions: Yeast; Secret Honor; Wendy and Lucy; DC 9/11 Times of Crisis; My Winnipeg; Speed Racer; and Barbarian Sound Studio. Thank you.Music can be found here: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ustad_Abdul_Karim_Khan_-_Bhairavi_thumri_adha_tal/ Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Bennett remarks on Kevin Bacon's performance in Frost/Nixon. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com