Reel Rap

The Brontë sisters fart into the bunsen burner with this latest performance where they discus papacy, dysentery, and piety. We are selling commemorative advent calendars filled with 24 hour energy and cum vitamins (Legalize it) this December. If you're in the mood to throw the proverbial baby out with the proverbial bath water in regard to your social life, tell your friends, relatives and colleagues about Reel Rap! We are in extreme legal hot water with Lisa Marie Presley and need the listeners more than ever! Music by Johann Sebastian Bach. --Shane P, Bennett G, and Jakob. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com