Reel Rap

Bennett and Shane get the Carson treatment from Split Tooth's editor in chief Craig Wright to kick off their Sofia Coppola series for splittoothmedia.com! Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Jungle Jon Favreau is up to his old tricks with this multi-level marketing scheme equivalent of a movie. Racist tropes narrowly avoided, I must say, preserving the Disney name for TEN MORE YEARS! You certainly love to see it. I am asking you kindly to watch the "I wanna be like you" musical part. Are they serious with this shit? Nobody could have really been pleased with that scene right? Call in and let us know! -- We went off the rails because this movie is so boring and bad its actually a disservice to try to critique it. This is it, the last Jungle Jon Joint that we have to watch, I refuse to see lion king. RR is changing now, were not going to be shitting on movies anymore, hard to believe I know.. stay tuned Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Jon Favreau's CHEF(2014) is hot off the line! Do you like: Cubanos? Mirepoix? Foodie Culture? We're looking for a badass podcast listener to tune into this edition of RR and weigh in on this heavyweight feature film by a heavyweight director at the top of his acting, directing, AND culinary game! Jon Favreau is the type of guy to put a job posting up for a "Badass line cook" for 11/hour in his food truck.music is by - cathedral of chemical equalibrium - found here http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Cathedral_Of_Chemical_Equilibrium/Sonic_Action/Three_1576 Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Jon F takes on another soul sucker before his big break, CHEF. This is the first movie bennett and I ever spoke about in person probably 8 or 9 years ago. Talk about searching for jobs, feeling worthless, and feeling powerful.Music is a field recording by samuel corwin found here: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Samuel_Corwin/Selected_Field_Recordings_from_India_and_Nepal_Volume_III_Environments/Samuel_Corwin-13-Drum_Circle_Gokarna Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Measuring our lives, laughing. Did quite a bit of thinking and quit my job. Plumbing some depths, testing the water, splashing each other, drying off, off to bed at the foot of the mountain. Somehow still there is much to do. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Iron Man 2, take 2. We finished the first one and bennett said "oh god was i not recording?" "It happens!" i tell myself. You should have seen us on that first take though.. I was jonah, bennett the whale.. it got to nearly 99 degrees in my apartment. I drank like 5 pots of puer tea during this and was feeling fresh in the bad way. Check out Brett's writing on our future hosts' website: https://www.splittoothmedia.com/author/bwright/ he's an expert on Frank V. Ross - a contemporary hero and an extremely sharp director.song at the end is an almost too clean August 8th 1968 - Dark Star by the grateful dead! Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

late for work, gotta run! enjoymusic by audrey hepburn, moon river Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

We talk zathura, marked up weed prices, cops, and having a younger brother that is stronger than you-- Reel Heads Maggie and Jonah hop on at the end and spill a dark rumor that Shane's been hiding. Jon was maybe at his peak weight during the release of this film. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Leave us a voicemail @ (410) 694-7228. I truly finally understand Christmas in July. apologies for sound quality, bennett just bought one of those "big ass fans" that they have at kids' play places. Thinking about the heat miser. that guy is scary! over on the patreon we posted a funny and Actually Creative list of every ron howard movie ranked - check it out on patreon.com/reelrap Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

took lsd at work yesterday quite nice then two beefy fucking brothers knocked a ton of sh-t over and ruined the vibe... damm that shi- gives me a lot to think about. trying to be unmoved by things outside of my control. I want jon favreau to hug or choke slam me. i think hes at a point in his career where hes so rich that he thinks anything that doesnt make 20million is an artistic endeavor. hes quirky! Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Full episode available on patreon.com/reelrap Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Who's next? Can you guess? Just BS'ing and chilling.. next on patreon.com/reelrap we are giving our ron howard rankings and doing detailed reviews of each. see u there Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Teaser for our patreon episode covering Opening Night (1977)! This voicemail and more over on our page patreon.com/reelrap Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

patreon.com/reelrapLots to think about. If you want to borrow this movie from me, email reelrapllc@gmail.com or text me. Bye john.. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

On this episode we dig into Ron's spread in the New York Times regarding his Pavarotti doc on our first bonus episode. Catch the full thing on our patreon! https://www.patreon.com/reelrap Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

No film this time. just the twins in the pit as the walls of jericho do that thing they do...... 43 episodes.. huh.. call our number (410) 694-7228 !!!!!! leave a voicemail.. jonny i know you left a great voicemail of you rapping because we dissed Chance the rapper i will play it soon i proimise i keep forgetting ! UGH!!!!! Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

still pissing myself when bennett said "incest rag" was a lost track by scott joplin. Welcoming back, ETHAN R!!! great to have him back since our HOME episode-- check out his year in review pieces on rate your music, theyre special-- https://rateyourmusic.com/list/ecrbubs/top-15-of-2018/also whos on letterboxd? add us on there, names are as usual theres an RR one toomusic: percussion discussion by charles mingus and max roachand Maple leaf rag by scott Joplin Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

My voice got choppy at the end for some reason. file got corrupted? nobodys ever watched these movies in the same day. anyone having horrible experience with new criterion channel? really sucks for me so far. https://easterneuropeanmovies.com/ seems like a promising substitute. all streaming sucks. miss youall, sometimes i just do not feel like editing and it takes a month to release an ep but we love this and wont stop anytime soonmusic is entourage theme and snl sax music Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

late for work gotta go, enjoy! send us pics of your tees Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

took me forever to edit this, theres some real gold at the end. singing happens in the middle. a meaningful episode for us but could be less entertaining than some of the more drunk/comedy oriented ones. hope you take the time with it like we did. watch these john cass movies by the way Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com