Reel Rap

The boys kill a praying mantis on this week's Reel Rap; and when the boys do it - that means it's not illegal. Gather round the grease trough as Ronnie takes on history's sweatiest war criminal. No more mayors for ol' Ronnie! This time, he's got his sights set on the bozo in the oval. He called it "Rocky for people with a head on their shoulders," so you know the twins have kicked it into high gear for this one. Don't miss the media event of the century. Part one of two. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

The truth is out there! Tom Hanks is woefully miscast and the masters of disas[s]ter are dangerously hype on this installment of Reel Rap. For their 18th trip to the rodeo, your two favorite sweat-soaked investigators put "Da Vinci Code" under the electron microscope. You come for the laughs, but you'll stay for the condescending lessons in art history from America's hottest incel. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Its The Great Depression and they got Reese's Monkeys workin on the docks(?) AND at blockbuster. Jim 'Robin's Egg Blue Eyes' 'Left Arm' Braddock being the one with the thumbhole sleeve slingin a hook and throwin' hooks. Navigate through yellow trenches with two draft dodgers. Bennetts reveals a dark protein secret toward the end that Doctor's HATE. a new contender for the #1 spot with cocoon. WHAPOW~~~! R Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Rattlesnake noise! Cowpokes vs IndianzzZzZzZzzz Whhops fell asleep! Sorry for the quality, Jakobs asleep at the wheel. Cousin Jonny makes a brief appearance which sends Bennett G's up the wall. Chaa-duu-ba-its-iidan gives the performance of alifetime. I think in reality he's really pissed about how this movie turned out. Rightfully so... I think the editors were torn on how to actually cut the damn thing so its like listening to a 3way call through a phonograph 10 years too late while wearing a broken hearing aid. James Horner falls asleep playing the pan flute. Grapevine into the grave with this one! Had to edit out 2 of Shane's farts.TSHIRTS COMING SOON FOR THE MASTERCLASSThanks Scott Joplin and WFMU for the music which can be found here: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Scott_Joplin/Frog_Legs_Ragtime_Era_Favorites/04_-_scott_joplin_-_the_entertainer Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

I heard you like the bad girls Ronnie, is that true? Better than I ever even knew, 4 Academy Awards later, Brian holds me in his big arms, showing me umbrella stars, this is what he thinks of. Watching Russell Crowe fall, in and out of old palls, this is Ron's idea of fun. Play your hollywood games. It's you, it's you, everything we do. I'll tell you all the time, Reel Rap is a place on earth with you. Thank you WFMU and Johnny Nobles Hawaiians for the music. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

People on letterboxd love to say this movie predicted reality tv. WRONG!!!!!!//\/\/\/\/\/\/ Took me all of Q2 to edit this because of our constant clicking, tapping, chewing, peeing, yelling, SSSSS's, and threats. GOODBYE 1990s! Finally were about to hit 00s ron when he becomes the dark artiste we know him for today. What a wash this one is its a miracle the double whammy he hit with this and ransom didn't destroy him. Luckily he got the midas nut at the turn of the century. if y2k gave us anything its 10 years of sepia-toned loving from the 2nd greatest thing to come out of rance's ass. that's a RR!!!!! Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

I'm gunna cut ya! Big Time ya hear? Gary Sinese plays a character from Newsies that kidnaps the most resilient son of an airline executive this world has ever seen. Mel Gibson wants his son dead at all costs and inexplicably owns over 50 martini glasses. Ass whips, pissed pants, and voice changers galore, RR boys give you one to hide beneath the floorboards. Music by Eula Beal and Bach Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

NSFW! Another bullshi**ing track with no movie this time! God forbid we ask you to watch one trough-level piss flick! This time you don't have to. Just lean forward, arch your back, and strain hard while enjoying this weeks RR. Special thanks to Zeke Healy for the beautiful intro song.Full song here: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Zeke_Healy/Live_at_WFMU_on_Stochastic_Hit_Parade_6709/Untitled_1940 Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Happy Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Ground control to Major Ron, I'm stepping in some $#*&! Sorry for the hiatus, I was pissing into the void... Jim Lovell? More like Jim Lovin' It! Apparently reentering earth's atmosphere is exactly the same as cu**ing. Honey, we just boned the moon. Ed Harris buried in WHITE VEST FROM APOLLO 13? ZZZZZzzzzZZZzzzZZZZzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ... Thank you to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and to Invincible (2006) for the clips. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Dicky Keaton and Ronnie - the supernova of the century - are back at it again thanks to the 2nd-greatest supernova of the century, Bennett and Shane! We were dug up from our graves to review 1994's 32nd greatest film from imagine entertainment. Brian Grazer is a GOON!!!! RIP Rance. We love you. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

As Bennett and Shane rest with much to think about, the Reel Rap team presents a letter written to us which describes the experience of listening to Reel Rap and remarks on the podcasts objectives. Wishing you all a loving and happy holiday from the Reel Rap team. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

NICOLE KIDMAN IS ON. We've hit our episode 10, now time to retire. Ron Howard says "Tom and Nicole kissed a lot on set, so I had to give direction to people who were kissing all the time" and called it "The Honeymoon Movie." Obviously they knew it was a hokey disaster. We've been waiting for this one since the start. Relax Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Real fire fighters got all worked up that the fire scenes in this movie weren't completely obscured by smoke and ash. We honored our fallen fighters by covering ourselves in soot and wearing nomex hoods during this recording. There are currently 1,932 podcasters in the line of duty today. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Bennett gives his horror recommendations that are readily available on streaming services! and then he gets killed! No full episode this week because Shane is getting audited. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Bennett pronounces Grazer's name "Briar Grazin,'" Shane tries to make a point about something(?), and Ronnie outperforms both of us in yet another academy approved romp! Also, the teemsters built an entire animatronic band just to simulate the atmosphere of a Chuck E. Cheese. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

The Ron Howard calls in. Thank you Jennifer from the bottom of our hearts for making this happen. Otherwise, the usual turd-hocking from your least favorite barbershop duet. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Just giving you what you deserve, 3/4 of an hour of world class comedy. Ronnie calls in! Shane spits on some scary beats, Uncle Bob takes off Tammy's garter with his teeth. Bennett burned his season tickets to the Eagles last weekend. Our production staff welcomes 5 new members. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Shane and Bennett G simmer "Gung Ho" into a fine brown demi-glaze on this week's episode of Reel Rap! In this 1986 romp, Hollywood sinks its crooked teeth into culture clashes and cup checks. Norm from Cheers falls into a potato chip display, Annie weighs in for a New York Minute, and Bennett rips nearly as much as he roars. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

We sit Cocoon (1985) on the Lower Bucks Hot Plate. Joe Pa joins the round table and Bennett calls in from 2 rooms over. https://www.propmasters.net/product_info.php?cPath=36&products_id=1242 Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com

Splash gets the up and down. Bennett's mom weighs in about 80s fashion. Carter couldn't make it, he was working the Renaissance Faire. Subscribe at reelrap.substack.com