This Or That | The Would You Rather Comedy Podcast

Welcome to another week of This or That, your favorite would you rather podcast! This week we’re going off-brief with a bite sized episode. It’s easy enough. On the threat of death, would you rather have to name off 40 state capitals, or 25 US Presidents? Let’s find out!

Welcome to another exciting week of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This week we’re ruining all that is sacred once again. By putting bugs in or on your ice cream! This week we ask: would you rather eat ice cream with a surprise inside, and that surprise is a cockroach, OR ice cream that was previously covered with a bunch of house flies? Is surface area even a factor in this? What are those flies reeeeally doing on that ice cream? (Hint: they’re likely humping). Why is the Crew talking about Sarah McLachlan? How does this situation parallel a home intruder? Lastly, what the hell is wrong with Danielle and her complete inability to use reason during this episode? And most importantly, which would you choose? Let’s find out!

It’s a new week, so it’s time for another episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This week we’re talking about pubes! Woo-hoo! This week’s episode, we keep it pretty simple: either you have teeth where you would normally have pubic hair, or pubic hair where you would normally have teeth. Despite the simplicity of the choices, look forward to a heated argument, filled with confusion and general exasperation! When it comes to pubic teeth, what is the “deluxe service”? How much upkeep and grooming do these things take? What is Joshua’s problem with the state of Florida? And most importantly, which would you choose? Let’s find out!

Happy Monday! A new week means it’s time for a new #wouldyourather #podcast! This week, we’re offering a strange mix of surreal sounds to define your life! Theme music – it’s always on in the background during movies and TV, even if you don’t notice. What if there was also theme music throughout your life, reflecting your emotions at any given moment? How would that affect you? How about a laugh track? As you talk to people and go about your business, a captive but invisible studio audience laughs, boos and otherwise reacts to the things that happen. This could certainly make things interesting, depending on your activity. Would this really act like Spidey sense? Does Chris really not know how he feels on any given day? What happens in either of these situations if you’re about to get murdered?!? Let’s find out on this week’s This or That!

It’s here again! A new week means a new episode of the #wouldyourather #podcast that all the kids are talking about. Really, they are. The cool kids, anyway. Thanks to Catherine for this week’s listener submitted episode! Once again she’s presented us with something highly unpleasant. Would you rather eat half a rotisserie from a stranger’s trunk, or pizza that you’ve just upchucked? Let’s discuss! Does the type of pizza actually make a difference here? Which member of the TorT crew is most concerned about the temperature danger zone? Who is convinced that adding mayonnaise will really make this easier? And most importantly, why is Catherine trying to torture us with these terrible choices?!? Let’s find out!

Welcome to another week of #wouldyourather goodness on your favorite #podcast! This week we’re keeping it simple stupid, with possibly our most straightforward topic ever. Jack up the heat in the summer, or blast the AC in the winter. This week we may or may not answer these questions: what in the hell is #jumpsuitlifestyle, and why is Chris trying to make it a thing? Why is Joshua and Danielle’s house such a dump? Why won’t @hockey.sockey set Danielle up with a sweet Toronto Maple Leafs onesie? (I’m serious, you know how to reach us). And most importantly, which would you choose? Let’s find out!

Happy Monday! It’s time for another episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! Since listening to our podcast isn’t painful enough, this week we’re talking self-inflicted wounds! Go ahead and give it a go. You know you want to. This week we explore… The difference between a whaling harpoon and a sharking harpoon! Mourning the death of Jaws! The horrors of working in fast food! Sweet 80’s rock! Shoot yourself in the foot or be highly flammable… which would you choose? (BTW, Danielle knows that it’s actually Night Ranger that did the theme to The Secret of My Success, but for some reason the editor cut out the part where she corrects herself. I’m blaming Chris.)

Is it Monday already? You know what that means… time for a new episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This week we keep it simple. You’re always itchy, or you’re always sticky. Which would you choose? Can’t be that hard… can it? In this week’s episode you can expect… fifth grade level bodily fluid jokes! References to jam hands! Surprisingly innocuous high school stories! Danielle totally losing it! All this an more on this week’s This Or That!

Another week means another wonderful pair of choices on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This one’s user submitted by Leslie from Texas. Thanks Leslie! This week we’re talking permanent disfigurement! Would you rather have a gigantic swastika tattoo in a highly visible area, or a nose that looks like the average penis? How many penises has Chris seen, and… cut or uncut? What would Chris choose if given a third choice? Does Danielle really have “mad contouring skills”? How attractive are the members of the This or That Crew? And most importantly, which would you choose? Let’s find out!

Happy Monday to you! Time for a dose of the hot #wouldyourather #podcast action you’ve been waiting for! This week, a new pair of inconveniences is ready for your review. Imagine a life where you always have mittens on! Or where you’re always wearing roller skates. Which would you choose? Chris once again assumes the one of these that gives him a “quirky” persona! Joshua explains the drama of a canceled and unpopular tv show, and the importance of lifting hooks! Danielle makes the decision that is least likely to cut her head off! Find out what we choose on this week’s This or That!

Hello Monday. And hello to a new episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This one’s heavy on judgment and uneducated assumptions, just the way we like it! So you’ve got diabetes! Now what? Shots? Deadly symptoms? Diet modifications? Sounds like a hassle. But would you rather be a hardcore cross fitter instead? WODs, PRs, bloody ripped calluses. These are your choices. Which member of the This or That Crew watches fitness videos on YouTube? Hint: it’s the same one that brags about their body fat. 10 Rules for Dating Chris! Danielle really leans into her choice. But after all this, which would you choose? Let’s find out on this week’s This Or That!

A new day means a new #wouldyourather #podcast, and we’re all about culinary adventures! We’re not talking about visiting fine restaurants around the world, or hitting up all those diners that one guy on tv talks about. We’re talking the adventure of eating your weight in a particular food, or exposing your skin to a different food! Eating your weight in beef tongue versus jumping in a pool filled with wasabi! Which would you choose? How will this affect the T or T crew’s already sensitive digestion? Does Joshua know what foods he’s actually eaten in his life? Is shutting your eyes “really tight” enough to keep wasabi from getting in there? Most importantly, which would you choose? Let us know!

Today things get a little dirty and unpleasant. But isn’t that why this is your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast? Not for the faint of heart, and certainly NSFW. Sneezing. Coughing. Peeing. Orgasming. They (probably) happen to all of us. Not always at the same time. We here at the T or T podcast like to mix it up, so why not mix these up? In this week’s episode let’s talk about bodily fluids and their relationship to your upper respiratory health! Here are your choices: orgasm every time you sneeze, or pee every time you cough. Which would you choose? This week we answer some important questions like… who is Dan Stevens? Which liquids can be compared in a truly objective way? Can one drive a crane? How much is just “too much”? Most importantly, which would you choose? Let us know!

HAPPY NEW YEAR THIS OR THATTERS! Thanks for sticking with us through 2017, and we’re excited to have you here again for 2018. Look forward to more #wouldyourather madness throughout the New Year! Do you know what the Benny Hill theme song is? If you don’t, you can listen to it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg Now imagine that every time you leave a room, that song plays. Or imagine that each time you enter a room, you have to holler your own name at the top of your lungs. Yes, these are seemingly disjointed and inconvenient things... but isn’t that what we’re all about? How does Chris plan to prove that this is all magic? Who the hell is “The Rooster”? And most importantly, which would you choose?

Merry Christmas This Or Thatters! This holiday season we're so thankful for you for making us your #wouldyourather #podcast of choice. Because you've given us so much, we're giving you the only gift we have to give: TWO GOOD CHOICES!!! Wait, what? It's true! Happy Holidays to you! Imagine a world where for three major holidays you can either eat or drink as much as you want without any negative effects. Seems too good to be true? It's not! Who's planning to try to make some money off of this? Who imagines a day of chugging egg nog and eating cheesy caramel popcorn? Who wants to keep it classy? And which would you choose from these two amazing choices? Let's find out!

This week it's back to our roots on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast. Let's talk about poop, baby! Poop ten times a day, or vomit once a day. This seems like a simple choice... But is it? How many times a day does Joshua poop, and does that change with the addition of preworkout? Is Chris actively campaigning for Joshua and Danielle to get a divorce? How much do either of these things cut into the average workday? And most importantly, which would you choose? Let's find out on this week's This Or That!