This Or That | The Would You Rather Comedy Podcast

Welcome to another week of your favorite#wouldyourather #podcast! This week, we're mincing words! Literally. How important are the words that people say anyway? If you couldn't hear every third word people said, would it really make a difference? And is trying to figure out what they said more or less difficult than only speaking in rhyme? Let's find out! Who has confidence that they can figure out how to speak in rhyme? Who plans to fake a disability (again)? Who is ready to freestyle rap?!? All these things and more on this week's This Or That.

It's a new month, and we're starting it off right with a listener submitted episode! Thanks to Richard Cardenas of the Awkward Human Survival Guide Podcast for this week's topic. We're not sure where you live, but we live in a city with awful traffic, and we spend way too much time stuck in gridlock on a bumper to bumper freeway. This week, you have two choices in getting a little more smooth to your sailing. Clear traffic with a maximum speed of 35 MPH, or (mostly) 65 with someone constantly tailgating you; which would you choose? Let's find out on this week's This or That!

It's another week and another exciting choice on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! Some of us are dating (Chris), and some of us have been married "forever" (Joshua and Danielle), but we all understand that first dates can be awkward. The uncomfortable silences, unnecessary small talk, and the just trying to figure out if you even like the other person can make first dates difficult. But have you ever been on a first date so traumatic that one of you literally runs away screaming? What would one of you have to do to make the other person run away screaming? Is just being a bad love match enough? How far would your date have to go? And what the hell are you doing on these dates to make them exit in a panic? On a first date, you run screaming, or they run screaming... Which would you choose?

HOLY GIBLETS IT’S TIME FOR THANKSGIVING! We here at the This or That #podcast are ready to bring the joy to you with some festive #wouldyourather action! This is the perfect episode to listen to on your way to holiday get togethers! Hint, hint. We’re staying focused on Turkey Day with a feast-themed topic. Either all of the water in your home turns to gravy, or you have gallons of mashed potatoes in your pants! Woo-hoo! Can food really be cooked in hand sanitizer? Will mashed potatoes really get into your cracks and crevices? Is going out for Chinese an acceptable loophole? And most importantly, which would you choose? All this and more on this week’s This or That!

Welcome to Week 4 of the Second Annual #Halloween Boo-fest, #wouldyourather #podcast style! This week, let's talk home decor! We've talked about scary clowns

Holy cow, it’s October! The Halloween Spookstravaganza continues with another themed episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast. This week’s episode is all about inconvenience and poor nutrition! You love candy, right? It is taste-o-rific, yes? Wouldn’t it be great if you could eat nothing but candy for a full month? Wouldn’t that be AMAZING? Don’t think that’s a great idea? How about living in a haunted house? There aren’t any real ghosts or ghouls, but your house is decorated to the point of non-functionality with cobwebs, witches, and everything else you’d expect to see at that one neighbor’s house that really goes all out. Is healthfulness really something that should be measured when one is eating candy all day? What is… malnutrition? Are Joshua and Danielle ready to flip that house? Most importantly, which would you choose? Let’s find out!

It's week two of your favorite month: the This or That Halloween Spooktacular! This October, look forward to creepy crawly #wouldyourather #pocasts all month long. What's a scary movie without a scary clown?

It's finally October, and it's time for what you've all been waiting for: our second annual Halloween Spooktacular! All month long enjoy #Halloween themed This Or Thats! Let's have some fun this week with a special #wouldyourather #podcast that's perfect for the season. Some of us put a lot of time and effort into carving pumpkins to decorate our homes in festive fashion for Halloween. Some are big, some are small, but this week is all about being able to put it on your head. So you can wear it. Every day. Not keen on wearing a Jack o'lantern on your head every day? No problem at all! You'll just need to wear a costume instead. A different costume. Every day. Are the members of KISS really that different? Where the hell are all these pumpkins coming from? Can Danielle really come up with 365 costume ideas (366 if it's a Leap Year)? Let's find out on this week's This Or That!

It's time for another episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This week Joshua picks an "easy" topic...but does he? In this world of interwebs, streaming music services, cable, subscriptions to channels and more channels and other streaming video services and other services that when added together cost as much as cable anyway, we have access to all of the media we could ever want or need. But is variety really the spice of life? Could we live without these things? This week we discuss choosing one of those media (music or tv), and boiling them down to just one option; your access to TV stays the same, but you can only listen to the catalog of one musician. Or, your access to music stays the same, but you can only watch one TV show. Which would you choose? What are the T or T crew's favorite shows and musical acts? Which medium does Joshua draw inspiration from? Why are the guys so surprised by Danielle's choice of TV show? What the hell is wrong with Chris? I mean, really? All this and more on

Welcome to a new week! This week your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast goes from light to very, very heavy. This week we’re talking destroying relationships! Woo-hoo! Infidelity. It’s a real problem. We’re not joking when we say that. But which side of the cheating coin would you rather be on? Would you rather be the cheater, or the person that gets cheated on? Is this really as simple as getting laid? Does Chris have no conscience? Is Danielle willing to take one for the team? What is the “right” thing to do? Are all of the members of this podcast morally corrupt? Most importantly, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO JOSHUA AND DANIELLE’S CATS IF THEY GET A DIVORCE?!? We discuss all this and more on this week’s This Or That.

It's another week of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast, and this one's a doozy. We here at the This or That podcast have no children of our own, so we have no idea of the effort and costs, emotional, physical, financial, or otherwise. So why not have an episode where not only do we have children, but we are forced to care for them in non-traditional ways? Remember those videos you watched about birds in biology class, where baby birds get fed through regurgitation? Well, you've gotta do that with your children. How about the way your cat cleaned its kitties when they were little? Loving them all over. Your other choice is to do that. Do the members of the This or That crew have a general disdain for children? Are kids truly sticky all the time? How would Chris fare as a single parent? Find out all this and more on this week's This or That. Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.sti

It’s back to the realm of absurdity on this week’s episode of This or That, the #wouldyourather #podcast you’ve been waiting for! There are so many ways to die. Here at This or That, we like to explore the ridiculous and unlikely. All the better if animals that you won’t encounter are involved. Are you from South America? Probably not (at least according to our hosting company). So you may not ever encounter an anaconda. If you’ve wanted to, now is your chance! Unfortunately, it’s going to kill you. How about spending some quality time with an angry bull? Yes, it’s going to gore you. What a great week! Who thinks a hug from a snake means he likes you? Who on the team has been gored to death by a bull? Who has no grasp of what going into shock is and hence thinks all people that go into shock automatically die? Do the people on this podcast have any idea what actually happens when you are constricted or gored?!? Being constricted by an anaconda or being gored by a bull; which would you choose? Let’s find

It’s a new week and a new episode of This or That! This week we wander into the fraught and perilous world of online politics in your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast. SJW: Social Justice Warrior. MRA: Men’s Rights Activist. When given a choice between these two, when defined by their Urban Dictionary definitions, which would you choose? Regardless of your politics, expect a lose-lose situation. Which member of the Crew gets caught up in hat nomenclature? Who teaches us all “a lesson”? Which one of these things would make Danielle stab her own eyes out? Let’s find out on this week’s This or That! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Face

This week it’s all about lookin’ good on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! You may not know what we look like here at the This or That podcast, but rest assured, we’re pretty average. That being said, we’ve all grown accustomed to looking like: white guy with glasses (Chris); half-Asian half-white guy with glasses (Joshua); and white girl with contacts (Danielle). Wow, we all have bad eyesight! Despite our inability to see without corrective lenses, we all know what we look like. So what would happen if we woke up one day and looked like someone else? That’s the conundrum on this week’s This or That: look just like Donald Trump, or look just like one of America’s Most Wanted. Is President Trump really “active” for his age? Which of America’s Most Wanted is the best looking? Which of these would be more lucrative, or potentially more dangerous? Let’s find out together! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt

Hooray! It's a brand new week, and here at your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast, we're getting ready for some hot action just the way you like it. Picture this: you're getting frisky and things are getting heated. As you ride on the waves of sweet passion, you're overcome with nausea. You could hurl at any time. You think it may be a one-off, maybe your dinner just didn't settle. But everything time you try to have sex, an overwhelming urge to vomit overtakes you. Picture that: you're getting frisky and things are getting heated. As you ride on the waves of sweet passion, you're overcome with an urge to poop. You're cramping, squeezing, overwhelmed with the feeling that your bowls could let loose at anytime, every time you have sex. This week we discuss: which member of the crew is most likely to get carsick. Which is most likely to be hungover. And which is most likely to be traumatized by oatmeal. All this and more on this week's This or That! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm i

It's a blast from the past on this week's Listener Submitted Episode, courtesy of Trey from Illinois! It was such a long time ago that your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast had its inaugural episode: be trapped in a cage with a lion, or 100 angry house cats. This week we dig a little deeper into some potential dangerous situations that could happen with said felines, much to Chris's dismay. Put your arm in a lion's mouth, or have your eye popped by a house cat... Which would you choose? Does Chris really not understand the difference between an uvula and a vulva? Why is he filled with irrational fears? And what do magical girls have to do with any of these things?!? All this and more on this week's This or That. Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA