Below The Bible Belt

Download Here, if ya please In which the good ol' boys overcome disability, fire their chair-mounted shotguns, and wage a two-man war against Those Who Walk, as they marvel at the handi-capable, two-fisted kung-fu assassin, The Amazing Mr. No Legs! DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM YOU NEED... AMPUTATED? THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN TO CALL.    Links: Watch the full movie through the magic of Youtube!

Download Here, if ya please In which the good ol' boys dress like the elderly, use their flamboyant scarves as weapons, and come to terms with their Inner John Hurt, as they discuss The Day of The Doctor. NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER GIVE IN. NEVER RETURN FOR A SECOND SEASON.    

"They are conceited and understand nothing. They have an unhealthy interest in controversies and quarrels about words that result in envy, strife, malicious talk, evil suspicions" - 1 Timothy 6:4 Download Here, if ya please In which the good ol' boys narrowly avoid being side-lined by career-ending injuries, just in time to get tangled up in a web of lies, secrets, and cashews. Search for the truth as James takes a bullet for Lara Croft, Matt discovers how deep The Targét's tentacles spread, and a washed-up P.I. with nothing to lose comes out of retirement to take down... sheep? THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM, YA SUM'BITCH!     Links: Commissioner Freeman Jockisch Arrested Commissioner Joey Masters Arrested Commissioner Greg Smith Arrested... for WHAT? We Are Better Than That!!!!! - Dale Peterson for Commissioner Get Away From That! - Dale Peterson's Endorsement The Fall of Dale Peterson: Part 1 The Fall of Dale Peterson: Part 2Three men. Five arms. One town.

Download Here, if ya please In which the good ole boys step aside and let a special guest recite a special Southern-slanted rendition of an old Christmas standard. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, EXCEPT YOU, JOHNSON!    

Download Here, if ya please In which the good ol' boys follow the journey of a man out of time, out of luck, and out of his element. A lonely traveler striding down a road comprised entirely of dead ends, battling the hell-hounds at his feet and the hell-fire in his own heart. Listen to them recount the tale of this weary ronin, of the women he loved, the friends he lost, and the races he dragged, as they watch the Johnson family favorite, Grease. NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE PINK LADIES     Links: Find the one that you want through the magic of Netflix!

"Do not be afraid; you will not suffer shame. Do not fear disgrace; you will not be humiliated. You will forget the shame of your youth "-Isaiah 54:4 Download Here, if ya please In which the good ol' boys honor the wrong milestone, as they spend their 20th episode exploring the defining attribute of southerners: pants-shitting terror in the face of the unknown. Comfort your inner child as Matt derails an international spin-off, James discovers his destiny as The Chosen Ballerina, and they confront the two most charismatic conspiracy theorists the south has ever produced. Besides themselves, of course. DON'T DO THIS TO ME. DON'T DO THIS TO MEEEEE--     Links: Wild Bill vs. Feminists Wild Bill vs. Liberals Wild Bill vs. THE ULTIMATE EVIL

Download Here, if ya please In honor of the good Doctor's 50th Anniversary, here's a little snippet of a conversation between the good ol' boys from a few months ago, just before the announcement of Peter Capaldi as the 12th. The audio quality's a bit shaky, but since Matt was recording from THE FRONT LINES OF THE TIME WARS, it's relatively decent. TONIGHT... WE'RE CANCELLING SPACE AND TIME!    

Download Here, if ya please In which the good ol' boys turn against the air itself and suffer the wrath of The Griffinor, as they watch the 70's TV horror classic Swamp Werewolf Sheriff Gator Assassin, P.I. Or something like that. ANTON ARCANNNNNNNE!!!     Links: Watch...this thing... through the magic of Youtube!

"Women should remain silent in the churches"1 Corinthians 14:34 Download Here, if ya please In which the good ol' boys suck in their guts and comb their hair, as they welcome Off-Panel's resident skirt, Merce' Mueller, to discuss her terrifying and vaguely offensive adventures down south. Crotchet yourself something nice as James discovers the majesty of a ceremonial mashed potato bar, Matt loses a bride but gains a franchise, Merce' finds herself awash in a black miasma of illicit confectionery, and the truth of our President's heritage is revealed at last. STORMY MUELLER, P.I., IN: THE BRIDE WORE SUSPENDERS.     Links: Funeral for hero dog conceals Obama's hidden canine agenda

Download Here, if ya please In time for Halloween, comes something so funky it's scary! Not a ghost or a goblin, but a brand new commentary! The boys are gonna get the smack off the streets and knock the socks off your feet, when they go back to the 70's, back to times much hotter, rhymin' up something funky... as they watch the Disco Godfather! PUT YO WEIGHT ON IT PUT YO WEIGHT ON IT PUT YO WEIGHT ONNN IT PUT YO WEIGHHHHT ON IT PUT YO WEIGHT ON IT     Links: Watch "Disco Godfather" through the magic of Netflix! Trust us... you'll want to see this.

Download Here, if ya please In which the good ol' boys revisit the Sports conversation, as they pin down the most southern sport of them all. Matt discovers a dark chapter in his family history, James uncovers dark doings at the Johnson Ranch, and a young boys faith in kayfabe is shattered forever. WELCOME TO OZ! WELCOME TO OZ WELCOME TO OZ     Links: The IllumiMatty Revealed Inside the Johnson Ranch A look back on Jerry-Curl Johnson and his Rock n' Roll Man The Greatest Wrestling Promo of All Time

Download Here, yo In which them good ole boys get emotional, get an M60, get their Stevia, and get their affairs in order. They rig up death machines and say their goodbyes both to the show and the show that inspired it as they talk about Felina, the last episode of Breaking Bad. CHARLIE ROSE: THE TRUE HERO OF BREAKING BAD     Outro: "El Paso" by Marty Robbins from 516 "Felina"

"Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one receives the prize?"1 Corinthians 9:24 Download Here, if ya please In which the good ol' boys strap on their leather helmets and sharpen their ice skates, as they discuss sportsmanship (and their lack of it). Scarf down some peanuts and cracker jacks, while you listen to them slander sports icons, hunt the most elusive bird, and debate what, exactly, a tractor pull is. As the clock runs down, Matt enlists help against off-black helicopters, James reveals his rise and fall as Rookie of the Year, and the Dirty Trick torch is passed from father to son. LET'S GET READY TO HOLD OUR BREAAAAAAATH     Links: What does "Roll Tide" mean to YOU?

Download Here, yo In which them good ole boys face off with an out of town competitor. Fellow BB super-fan John Lees join Matt and James for a sit down and chat about Granite State, the next to last episode of Breaking Bad. PENULTIMATE! PENULTIMATE! PENULTIMATE!     Outro: "Out of Time Man" by Mick Harvey from 101 "Pilot."

Download Here, yo In which them good ole boys lose it all. In the middle of their poetic decline, they stop the freefall and discuss "Ozymandias" the latest episode of Breaking Bad. I AM THE ONE WHO BARACKS!     Walt's Pants Outro: "Times Are Getting Hard, Boys" by The Limelighters from 514 "Ozymandias."

Download Here, if ya please In which the good ol' boys are once again eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', as they hop into their time-jalopy to witness the birth of the hicksploitation genre: the drive-in classic Smokey and the Bandit. GODDAMN YOU, BURT REYNOLDS. WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT!?     Links: Check out The 7-Movie Outlaw Collection, on Amazon for $11.93! That's less than $2 a bandit! (but slightly more than $1 a smokey)

Download Here, yo In which them good ole boys mistake cow brains for real brains, forget the order of events in an episode, and radio Neo-Nazis for backup. All that and more, including the debut of Fuel for Huell, as both James and Matt break down "To'hajiilee", the latest episode of Breaking Bad. CALL IT OFF, GILLIGAN! CALL IT OFF!     Outro: "Crystal Blue Persuasion" by Tommy James and the Shondells from 508 "Gliding Over All"

Download Here, yo In which them good ole boys speak in colorful metaphors. While Matt laughs at spousal abuse jokes, James gets stuck in time. But both take the time to break down episode 604 "Rabid Dog," the halfway point of Breaking Bad's final season. SNITCHES GET STITCHES, BITCH!     Jesse Pinkman: Into Bald Dudes Outro: Fallacies by "Twaughthammer" from 204 "Down."

"No one who practices deceit shall dwell in my house; no one who utters lies shall continue before my eyes." Pslam 101:7 Download Here, if ya please In which the good ol' boys befriend villainous vloggers, racist reality show reactions, and the hidden danger of pajamas, as they discuss bullpocky in all it's forms. Wade through the fetid stench of deception as Matt packs his bags for a fishing trip that will never be, James has the weed pulled over his eyes, and they both discover just how much evil you can commit with a single bag of Skittles. PD: 1. MLK: 0. BS: INFINITE.     Links: My god, it FINALLY MAKES SENSEMartin Luther King just can't catch a break these days

Download Here, yo In which the good ol boys put their confessions on tape and ride with the Uncles of Anarchy. In the midst of championing Dean Norris for both Batman and Mineral Man, they take time to breakdown Breaking Bad episode 511/603 "Confessions."     Outro: "Who's Gonna Save My Soul" by Gnarls Barkley from episode 107 "A No-Rough-Stuff-Type Deal"