Below The Bible Belt

"Neither shall you lie with any animal to defile yourself with it... it is perversion."Leviticus 18:23  Download here, if ya please  In today's episode, them good ol' boys discuss the wonders of the animal kindgom. From the Breaking of the Bull to the Return of the Italian Stallion, none of God's creatures are safe as they spin the tale of a baby deer doctor accused of the most heinous of crimes, and the high plains solicitor who defended him. CAN you convict a ham sandwich in the state of Boston? Where DID Poncho Villa buy his cock? And just how many laws ARE there in Alabama? THE EXALTED CYCLOPS HAS SPOKEN.    Links: Man Pleads Not Guilty To Raping Horse (Video) Man Charged With Raping Horse Retains High-Profile Attorney Horse Rape Case Goes to Grand Jury (Video) KKK Wants To Adopt a Georgia Highway

"In the beginning..."Genesis 1:1 Download here, if ya please In today's episode, them good ol' boys attempt an origin story, but instead debate the implications of accidentally founding a town while drunk, lament improper hate crime teamwork, witness elderly pimps strutting into heaven, uncover a sinister conspiracy to discredit a one-armed crack addict held in high esteem, and enter a realm not of sight and sound, but of ass-kicking. The Holy Ghost is in me! SKHASKJHSAYSADUH!!! Links: Officer Suspended for Calling Names (video)  City Councilman Arrested for DUI (Video)  Town Down to Two Officers After Resignations