Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

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It's an episode filled with FOOD! Amelia loves Hello Fresh and she explains all the ways meal kits have made her life easier and more enjoyable. Pitney has some stories of hospitaliano and the battling the organic elite. It’s almost an hour of quality #BitchenInTheKitchen! And in the #YearOfTheSaints, we learn about the patron saint of roasts. The food kind AND the funny kind.     Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandame

One of our weirdest episode titles, but we swear it’ll make sense within minutes. Pitney shares some self-soothing techniques. Dealing with mental health challenges with actions, medications, therapy, and laughter. And the patron saint of mental illness.     Promo: Invasion of the Remake    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to sup

There exists in the world a $20,000 toilet, and we are fascinated. Amelia is inspired to put some class on her ass and invest in a bidet, much to Pitney’s amusement and confusion. And you better believe there are saints to go with this topic.     Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Fellowship of the Geeks   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page ! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop a

The Jojo Siwa / Candace Cameron Bure drama.  Verity doesn’t like something.  Stuff that got away.  And this week’s #YearOfTheSaints feature teaches us all a new vocabulary word: cephalophore.     Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "unc

The toys we played with the most and what we think they reveal about the kinds of kids we were. And in the #YearOfTheSaints, a dude from the 1600s who could fly.     Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss and 2 Skeptical Chaps (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)

Amelia's heading back to the office and is dreading wearing real clothes again. Pitney admits to wearing pajama pants in public. It's a new world out there. Pitney is excited to learn they're making a new live action Barbie and Ken movie, but not as excited as he was to hear about ketchup dripping down the wall of the White House. And this week in the #YearOfTheSaints, the first American saint, who was basically a close personal friend of Amelia's family. (Sure, why not? Who's gonna argue?)   Promo: 2 Girls on a Bench    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !  If you want

Sure, we're angry as hell this week but there's so many more reasons than just the SCOTUS rulings and the world going to hell. We covered a lot of that sort of thing two episodes ago, so feel free to go back and listen to Fighting Heels if you want to get revved up about that.     This week we're talking about some celebrity stories that have us annoyed. The recent forced-outing of Rebel Wilson, whatever the hell is going on with Madonna and her constant need for attention, and that awful Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp my ass. That man is GARBAGE and we've got a lot to say about it. And when you listen you'll hear why I'm putting the hashtag in the notes; because algorithms and other stupidity.     And in the #YearOfTheSaints, the saint who was swapped for a changeling.     Promo: 2 Skeptical Chaps    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add u

Ahoy, matey! It be the Pride episode, and this year we're talking all about gay pirates. It's a bit of Anne Bonny and Mary Read, the real story of why the legendary Blackbeard would want to sail with a guy like Stede Bonnet, and the hit HBOMax series their tale inspired, Our Flag Means Death! Fascinating tidbits about life on the high seas, why the pirate aesthetic won't let us go, and our usual weird personal tangents. And don't forget the Year of the Saints, because Amelia promised you St. Sebastian and she definitely delivered!      Promo: Reel Feels Podcast    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by

Happy Pride Month! We’re gonna get you fired up and ready to make some changes in the world. If you’ve never participated in activism before, it’s time you started.    #Pride #PrideMonth #Pride2022    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Conten

Assorted tales of entitlement and disrespect. A “Dear Abby” letter about not wanting to hear the Happy Birthday song, an AITA about how a woman eats noodles, and the aggro-face-humping abomination that is Madison Cawthorn, who lost his primary bid for his own seat in Congress in between the recording and the posting of this episode! Huzzah!   And don’t forget this week’s saint profile, Bernard of Clairvaux and his mystical association with breastmilk.     Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff clutte

It's Texas Frightmare Weekend time again! Normally, we'd be recording in the car on the drive home, but this year ended up very different! Find out why Pitney couldn't come to Dallas, and how Amelia spent the weekend at the con all by herself! Hear about the tragedy of Waco traffic, the glamour of getting a tattoo in the dealer's room, actors who can totally get it, con-goers who need to STFU, and more! Plus a kind of Hellraiser-ish #YearOfTheSaints segment about a really cool statue in Milan.   SPECIAL MENTIONS:  Jim Ferguson -  https://www.jimfergusonmakingascene.com/    Timothy Pittides - www.pittidesart.com    Promos: People Are Wild and 2 Skeptical Chaps   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complai

Pitney's mom hollering at an old lady who won't bid fast enough at bridge. And she once called 9-1-1 because his dad used her coffee pot. And we have a lot of opinions about House of Gucci.   And this week we celebrate dog saints.     Promo: Family Plot    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Conte

Please enjoy this thick, hearty bowl of Texas Chainsaw Massacre stew, where we talk about the glorious original 1974 film and the 2022 Netflix sequel. Then help yourself to a tasty side of spring-fresh patron saints of doink disease, and for dessert, a random discussion that took us back in time 40 years to a scandal in Bay Area Starsky and Hutch fandom.     Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Aim For The Head Podcast    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really

We’re pissed off about what’s going on in Texas and Florida and damn straight we’re gonna talk about it in the way you’d expect from us. Our feelings are serious even if our language is not. Smart, vulgar talk about scary stuff. A quick note about what Chuck Tingle is up to these days. (Don’t know him? You will!) And a discussion about a murderous SkyrimIRL video blogger JinnKid turns intro an examination of things other people find hilarious that we don’t at all. And in the #YearOfTheSaints segment, get ready to meet three special ladies, St. Apollonia, St. Lucy, and St. Agatha, and the body horror with which they’re associated.   Promo: FriGay the 13th     (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints

(Important to mention this was recorded before the Russian invasion of Ukraine.)  Pitney returns from his brief hiatus, and he has big news that even surprises Amelia! And Amelia learned her husband doesn’t like sitting and watching TV, even though that’s a lot of what he does anyway. News about Russia causes us to reminisce about a delightful weekend at a hotel with the Soviet track team. And boy do we have information about St. Patrick that will surprise you!     Promos: Fellowship of the Geeks and 2 Skeptical Chaps    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be

Amelia chats with an old friend she’s been calling Frito since the night they met in 1986. They talk about their school and its ridiculous confederate mascot, how important it is for students to understand that high school isn’t reality, and learning how to "human" from the right sources. (For example, don’t let Disney princesses or John Hughes movies teach you anything about what relationships are like.)   And brace yourselves for the story of Saint Catherine of Siena, her unusual wedding ring, the theft of her fabulous incorrupt head.   Promo: Dealing Justice     (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?  Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date

Amelia cuts loose on what it’s like to be a fat chick, especially what it is to exist in a world that tells you at every turn that the worst thing imaginable for most people is that they could look like you. If you’re a fat person, you get it. If you’re not, you’ll learn stuff.   It’s also February, which means Valentine’s Day is coming up. So of course this week the saint we feature is St. Valentine!   And to those of you who listen to us on Spotify, please contact us on social media or via email. We’d really like to hear your thoughts on the Rogan thing.   Promos: Family Plot and 2 Skeptical Chaps    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?  Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at u

Amelia talks to the delightful K Anderson from the Lost Spaces Podcast about loving trashy gay bars, realizing everybody isn’t a little bit into women, understanding the need for queer spaces, dumping evil people, hating Gwyneth Paltrow, and being comfortable enough to find yourself. And this week’s #YearOfTheSaints segment brings us back to the days of Romans tossing martyrs to the lions, and one young woman’s story will blow your mind!   Lost Spaces (lostspacespodcast.com)  Promo: Brook Reading Podcast  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive wit

The first of several 2022 episodes sans Pitney. Amelia is totally unchaperoned and freaking out only a little bit. But she’s got some old classic clips from the first year of the podcast (featuring an inappropriate use of Vaseline and a disgusting lack of oral hygiene), the first installment of the Year of the Saints (who is the patron saint of podcasters? The answer may surprise you!), and some updates about exciting things going on around here.   Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps  and the Reel Feels Podcast   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?  Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive wit