Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

The first of several 2022 episodes sans Pitney. Amelia is totally unchaperoned and freaking out only a little bit. But she’s got some old classic clips from the first year of the podcast (featuring an inappropriate use of Vaseline and a disgusting lack of oral hygiene), the first installment of the Year of the Saints (who is the patron saint of podcasters? The answer may surprise you!), and some updates about exciting things going on around here.   Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps  and the Reel Feels Podcast   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?  Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive wit

That's one hell of a title, isn't it? Made you look! In addition to flasked flatus, we talk about honesty in online kink commerce, the "Steve Vai groupie" (a video that was viral back when it meant copying VHS tapes and actually handing them around), a scammy handyman, and a big announcement about what the show's gonna sound like for the next few months. (And speaking of sound, we apologize for the sound quality on Pitney's end. There was no way to re-rerecord this one, and I fixed what I could.)   Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want

It’s OK not to be OK during the holidays. Commiserate with your pals Pitney and Amelia as we talk about how we just CAN’T EVEN right now. Set boundaries. Eat yummy food. And watch movies where people fight on Christmas because it’s hella cathartic. (We discuss three: A Summer Place, The Ref, and the John Waters classic Female Trouble.)   Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Brook Reading Podcast    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?  Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over th

Or should that be House of Snucci? Anyway...     Bitchy old queen opinions about Madonna, Lady Gaga, Harry Styles, Will & Jada, and crossdressing kids.   Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)     Who the heck are Pitney

Here we are again, that time of year where we talk about the stuff we’re thankful for. But this year, we gave it a bit of a twist.      And I hope you all understood the episode title, Thankful Balboa. If you follow us on social media, you’ve seen us revisit past Thankful sequels, such as Thankful 2: Electric Boogaloo, Thankful 3: Rangarok, Thankful 4: The Revenge, and Thankful 5: The Gobbler Strikes Back. Well, it turns out the sixth movie in the Rocky franchise was Rocky Balboa. See? Podcasts entertain AND inform. I can’t guarantee we can keep up this movie sequel thing much longer. It’s hard, y’all! But that’s for another time. Let’s get grateful.      Promos: Thanks For Coming! and 2 Skeptical Chaps   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not th

We are so sick of white women right now. First, Amelia got riled up because a couple of Karens told a Mexican woman she was wrong to buy decor for Dia de los Muertos at Spirit Halloween, and a Becky gave her crap over the meaning of the word "less." Then Pitney saw an article about a paranoid TikToker who is upset that all the Alexas in her house are listening to her. But things get much happier when we get to Bitchen in the Kitchen and cook up some delicious chicken parmesan! And this week for our self care segment, Amelia reads an essay by author Brianna Wiest. Promo: Invasion of the Remake   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenb

Amelia’s tenuous connections to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. Pitney is excited about the documentary Hail Satan? and what he learned about the Satanic Temple. Salem, Massachusetts has a weird way of “celebrating” their history this time of year. And this week in self-care, enough is enough.    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, bu

Welcome one and all to our All The Horror Special for 2021!   Tonight we were joined LIVE by Drew (Reel Feels Podcast), Mikey (Fellowship of the Geeks), Tony (Flicks XRayed), and Tricia & Siana (2 Girls on a Bench) to answer questions delivered to us by a spinning wheel filled with topics such as "hammiest performance in a horror movie" and "favorite low budget horror movie." We even played a round of The Sid Haig Game, which is like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, only with late horror legend and all-around sweetheart Sid Haig!   And sure you can just listen to it here, but there were visual delights as well on the live show, so be sure to check it out on our YouTube channel!   Click here to watch this video: https://youtu.be/z9yvL4N8UmI   All The Horror https://allthehorror18.wixsite.com/event   Reel Feels Podcast https://reelfeelspodcast.podbean.com/   Fellowship of the Geeks https://www.thefellowshipofthegeeks.net/   Flicks XRayed https://flicksxrayed.com/   2 Girls on a Bench https://www.benchpodcasts.co

When a relative is a member of the "organic elite" and thinks they have the right to be rude. We complain a lot about people who look down their noses at others for obnoxious and often uneducated reasons. And in this week's look at self-care, shake it off.   Don’t forget we’ve got an #AllTheHorror live stream coming up on October 16th!   Promo: 2 Girls on a Bench  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling gene

Instead of going to Texas Frightmare Weekend, we took separate vacations in haunted hotels! Pitney in the Brookdale Lodge in Felton, CA, and Amelia in the Driskill Hotel in Austin, TX. Find out about their storied specters, and whether or not we had any encounters with the dead! Hear about Amelia’s visit to Austin’s Museum of the Weird, the upsetting things she observed in the hotel bar, and how much we love the Shudder movie, Host (2020). And in this week’s self care segment, the courage it takes to ask for help.   Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Paranormal Burrito    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date b

A couple stories we couldn’t handle at all. One is from Dan Savage’s "Savage Love" column, and the other from "Am I The Asshole?" on Reddit. Then there’s a bit of talk about perception of skinny vs fat, and the joys of smoking. And in this week’s self care segment, the benefits of a good cry.   Promo: Aim For The Head Podcast  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little somethin

Sometimes the best self-care is not beating yourself up for not doing enough self-care. Don’t compare yourself to people who seem to have nothing else to do but meditate and eat clean, because that’s total crap. And then Pitney and Amelia compare dreams, and Amelia loses.   White Woman's Instagram by Bo Burnham:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHotXbGZiFY    Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss and 2 Skeptical Chaps  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely

The freckle community. Appropriating appropriation. Identification by phallus. When a cigar is definitely NOT just a cigar. Big Macs and banana surprise.  And this week in self care, fill up your senses.   Promo: Thanks For Coming!  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncenso

Confessions! Is Pitney losing his identity as a nerdy fanboy? Is Amelia harboring a secret desire to build stuff? How close did Amelia come to attacking the arrogant unvaccinated?   And this week in self-care, yoga nidra. Click here for the yoga nidra meditation Amelia made just for you!   Promos: 2 Girls on a Bench, 2 Skeptical Chaps   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little so

Stories of days that started off bad and then the world just kept piling on more and more crap. Amelia got heatstroke at a nude beach, and Pitney had to find money for a late power bill payment. Then some jackass gave Amelia a mullet in 2006. It’s a whole thing. And this week in self-care, the importance of sleep.   Promo: Invasion of the Remake  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself

Shopping at Torrid. Amelia's big anniversary this year. Memories of WesterCon 1996 in El Paso. The right way to poop. Indecency with an Elmo doll. And THEN things get weird.   Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Reverie True Crime Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncens

Happy Pride, queers and dears! This year we’ve got a lot of fabulous stuff for you. A bit about what queer-friendly and inclusive stuff Target is up to, a couple of non-cis historical figures, and we give you the lowdown on a surprisingly subversive sixties comedy called The Gay Deceivers. It’s so much more than the difference between peonies and marigolds! Watch The Gay Deceivers (1969) on YouTube!  Also, The Fabulous Steve tells us about some of his favorite memories of pride parades past, and in this week’s self-care segment, we’re gonna just chill out and check in with our bodies for a couple minutes.   Be sure to check out this new documentary on Vimeo: Watch DONNIE: A Transgender Man's Story | Vimeo On Demand   Promo: Thanks For Coming! (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And sha

We dive into a few select stories from Am I The Asshole? and give our uncensored opinions. And in this week's #YearOfSelfCare, Amelia talks about how any exercise is better than none at all.   Promo: Brook Reading Podcast  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merc

Hey! It’s Mental Health Awareness Month! Regular listeners are quite aware of our mental health or lack thereof, but we haven’t done an episode about it in a while, so here we are, talkin’ about it. We’re talking medication, masculinity, and making an effort to look out for ourselves. No shame here! If you're curious about our other episodes focusing on mental health issues, check out the mental health category on our website. Then, you and Pitney have movie-watching homework to do. Someday soon we'll do a deep dive on the Shudder original horror film Host. Get a quick peek into it at the end of this episode. And this week in self care, activating your parasympathetic nervous system.   Promo: FriGay the 13th   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, no

  Simple food versus complicated food. Why delicacies are things we probably shouldn't even be eating in the first place. Just because something is French, that doesn't mean it's fancy. We've got an idea for a gourmet seasoning that will make us millionaires. Then we take a giggly tangent into the world of adhesive underwear. And in this week's #YearOfSelfCare, chill out with radical acceptance.   Promos: Paranormal Burrito and 2 Skeptical Chaps  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram