Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Dusters and Rabbits and Samurai! Like most GenXers, we’ve had all sorts of vehicles over the years, from the giant land yachts of the 1970s to the sporty speedsters of the 1980s and the utter garbage of the 1990s! A whole lot (lot, get it?) of car stories.   Promos: Serial Napper Podcast serialnapper.com  @serial_napper & 2 Skeptical Chaps 2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com  @2SCPodcast  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique      Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/    If you want to be supportive withou

Those blocks of Guadalupe Street next to the University of Texas at Austin known as "The Drag" are iconic. Or they used to be. Stroll with us from the Mr Gatti's Pizza all the way down to Pleasureland, passing Captain Quackenbush's, the Scientologists, the Renaissance Market, the Bazaar, the Varsity Theater/Tower Records, and drag worms galore! Promo: Nopeville Podcast @Nopevillecast https://linktr.ee/Nopeville  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique       Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/    If you

Oh, Verity. How we love her. It's The Reptile, it's "fregrence," it's imaginary asthma, it's the Munsey, it's a solitary egg on a plate.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll google an old 70s sci-fi author. Probably.   Promos: Podcast Inside Your House  https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2286732.rss   @TooManySkeleton 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  @2SCPodcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff

The Year of Us continues with quite the shindig! This week, we're remembering the huge parties we used to throw back in the '90s. We're talking costumes and decorations and tapping kegs and inventing cocktails and burning bras on sticks. Grab yourself a Think Pink and a slice of brain nivernaise and enjoy the party! Promo: OctoberpodVHS https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique   Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff clutte

Come back with us to the days of mimeographed and photocopied booklets filled with writing and art of often terrible quality! Fanzines showcased all the raw enthusiasm of fandom with very little editorial gatekeeping until the rise of crappy Geocities web pages made them financially impractical. Hear us doing dramatic readings and even SINGING, at least when we aren’t laughing! We remember Pitney’s old friend Vivian (may she rest in peace) and share a story about our own attempt at creating a zine. And then we give you a song.   Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss  https://iwbpodcast.com 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at Pitne

Do you love thrifting? Us too! Whether it’s collecting records, decorating a home, or developing a personal style, there’s nothing as fun as getting cool stuff on the cheap.   Promo: Social Detective Podcast https://linktr.ee/crimecakes    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/ If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! https://www.instagram.com/pitneyandamelia/ And if you're feeling generous, buy

Over ninety minutes of the best weirdos we can remember. Mourning Split Pea Andersen's and celebrating the fan uprising to save Our Flag Means Death (if you love us, you’ll sign the petition at https://www.renewasacrew.com/ !) The nerd who played a bootleg of Phantom Menace right out in the open in a hotel lobby. Chet New Orleans and his mother. Totally Con Barbie is into fashion fun AND Buckaroo Bonzai! Deedee and her scrapbook. Miss Promdress. Mister Diskette. Betty Boooooop! The Troll Whipper. Roberta de Montrose. Memories of HavenCon (aka we fucking love furries). Mister Buttons. And throughout, the glorious Myhr!!!! #LaughWhileYouCanMonkeyBoy    Promos: Oddball Aussie Podcast https://t.co/27yVNxYHDT  and 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you n

Happy episode 200 for those who celebrate, plus we're giving everyone a reason to get excited about 2024. 40 years of friendship ain't nothin'  to sneeze at. So put on your knockoff "Beat It" jacket and pegged jeans, cuz we're taking you back to 1984.   Promo: Our True Crime Podcast https://www.ourtruecrimepodcast.com/    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique   Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/ If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pit

Our dog babies are getting old. Joan Crawford gags over Bette Davis. Amelia dreams of coffee-flavored toothpaste. Children misbehave at a holiday concert. Hostess snack cakes reign supreme. RING IN 2024 WITH OUR 200TH EPISODE, JANUARY 12!  Promos: Serial Napper Podcast https://serialnapper.com/   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/   If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, f

An instant camp classic! Get ready for the most perfect pairing ever -- Christmas and the Valley of the Dolls! We reenact our favorite scene from the movie, Amelia presents A Very Valley of the Dolls Christmas, Pitney gives tips on turning your home into an authentic 60s party paradise, and we plan your perfect cocktail and food menu! You have NO EXCUSE but to throw this party and send us pictures!   Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-

KISS is finally sitting down and taking a rest after nearly 50 years of touring. We thought it would be a great time to tell you all how much we love them! First we'll tell the stories of what made us into KISS fans, and then we'll answer these burning questions:  What's your favorite filthy KISS song?  What's the dreamiest KISS song?  What's your favorite KISS video?  What song do you want to shitcan from the End of the Road Tour playlist? What are your top five KISS albums? What are your top five KISS songs?      December 2nd is KISS's final show at Madison Square Garden, and when that concert is over, we are going LIVE. Be sure to follow us on YouTube so you don't miss our special live events!  https://www.youtube.com/@bitchenboutique6953   #kiss #kissarmy #endoftheroadtour Promos:   Reel Feels Podcast https://reelfeelspodcast.podbean.com/   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review

Like we do every year, we focus on gratitude in November for our Thankful episode. But this year has some biggies! - Pitney surprises Amelia with a personal achievement.  - The importance of found family. - Knowing when to zip it. - Happy memories of a crazy past. - Drag queens are the teachers of youth.  And we're grateful about the things that are bitchen in our lives, like revisiting an old video game and relishing our goblin nature! Promo:  Fellowship of the Geeks https://www.thefellowshipofthegeeks.net/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.  Questions? Comments? Complaints?    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique  Stay up to date by liking our Faceb

The Duchess. The Valedictorian. That's right, the Narcissisters are back for a scandalous sequel! More stories to make you cringe and wonder how Amelia doesn't go medieval on them. Why the Duchess had her head examined. A mysterious decorative towel flourish. And how hard it is to write things on a calendar.  Plus, the Madonna tour is ON and CadaverCast's Alistair watched Night of the Demons!   Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss  https://iwbpodcast.com   2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique   Stay up to date by liking our Facebook pag

For this year's Halloween special we're talking real-life vampires in the United States, both in the late 1700s and 1800s in New England and in the current day. But first, we visit preparations for Amelia's yard haunt, enjoy some Facebook drama amongst cemetery enthusiasts, and taste some seasonal Spam.   Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/  @octoberpodvhs  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Q   Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cl

Supersized episode where we tear into Ari Aster’s first two features, Hereditary and Midsommar, and discuss his genius as a filmmaker. Does that mean we love both movies? Does that mean our favorite is your favorite? You’ll have to listen to find out. We address not only our opinions but we react to each other’s opinions and address some opinions we’ve gathered from other people. But no matter what you think of them, you’re sure to agree with something we say! Curious about our old episodes that discuss these films? Hereditary: Murderers, Malcontents, and Malignant Fiends: Trans Characters in Horror https://youtu.be/U5tW1FH5jmI?si=lESwBG1BRxCO1zQ- Midsommar: Midsommar: The Pagan Perspective  https://youtu.be/O_bEHJL_DA0?si=AJS7cUW94m3R1dI6    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  @2SCPodcast  & Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A  @ClassiestWtches (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment

We cover a lot of topics, so I'm just gonna make a list:   Talking about oppressive heat like the old farts we are! Omigod your toenails are so grody! The joys of smoking! What we've done live on video! Jalapeno dangers! Sudden Benny Hill memories! Our Flag Means Death is back, and so is Joni Mitchell!   Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your fe

Crocs at pride, El Gato Gomez, the scandalous truth about the Butter Cow, blood is thicker than water, hold your horses, Fulton County Inmate Number P01135809, and the Worst Person in the World.    Promos:    2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/  @2SCPodcast  Serial Napper https://serialnapper.com/  @serial_napper  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! https://twitter.com/bitchenboutique   Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/Pitney-Amelias-Bitchen-Boutique-1082838478590821/    If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on

First up, we remember the genius (and the hotness) than was Paul Reubens, and then we fret over who might be the next GenX icon to leave us.    Then Pitney takes a trip to the Santa Clara County Fair to see a KISS tribute band called Mr Speed, which gets us excited about KISS tributes again, Amelia has a great idea for the future of the KISS franchise, and Pitney reminisces about their past (buying albums on CASSETTE!). And we talk about other concerts we've seen at the county fair, like the Mamas and the Papas, Jan and Dean, and Amelia shares some fabulous state fair stories including a BUTTER COW!      PLUS! (oh my god the bitchenness just keeps going!) the drag queen who topped the Christian music charts and finding a missing out of print CD in a random box!    (Don't forget to stay till the very end for a look into our possible exciting future!)   Promo: Three Spooked Girls https://linktr.ee/3spookedgirls  @3spookedgirls (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a m

We're diving once again into everyone's favorite subreddit, Am I The Asshole, only this time the reader of the AITAs is our special guest, Mr. Amelia! But first, Amelia has to work through some anger about inferior construction and materials in women's tank tops.   Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps  and Curious Cat    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!    Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at  @pitneyandamelia !  (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at ou

We're into Barbie! Get our pre-movie excitement here and our post-movie excitement on video! (Catch us LIVE Saturday 7/29 time TBD, or later on our YouTube channel.    But it's not just Barbie -- it's farting as a debate tactic, it’s Pink Ladies in a pink mall, it's rediscovering the bliss of the Japanese pop music we listened to in the 90s, it's a trip to Weirdo Corner, and a fantasy cover of Think Pink that chokes Amelia until she dies from the ecstasy. You know you're curious.  Get your Barbielicious Team Bitchen shirts at TeePublic!    Promo: Octoberpod    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!      Stay up to dat