Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Happy Pride 2023! Gotta latte of pride and it's better latte than never. Get it?   This year's Pride episode stays in the neighborhood of the butthole, and we swear we didn't plan it like that at all. First, we dished on The Bottom Digest, an influencer who wants to make bottoms bottom the best. And while we were on the subject of butthole maintenance, we had a bit of bidet banter! And then it was time for some transphobic assholes in the news, until we wrapped it up with the death of one of the biggest assholes ever.    And speaking of him, we mentioned a bit of merch inspired by him. That link is right here, honey. Go get you some.   TeePublic - PPL Pride!     Promo: Spine Chillers and Serial Killers    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not

(Happy Pride Month! May got away from us, and before we knew it, Pride Month was here and we realized the pride episode would come out on the last day of the ,month. But hey every day is pride with us, isn't it? Sorta? D'awwww. But really, when Amelia's 92 year old dad asked her about what "gender affirming care" meant, that's some serious queer content, y'all!) After some brain-bending time travel -- because this episode was recorded the day before the last one and in the same location -- things settle down and become almost normal. First, we've got a couple of bitchen things to share (the freedom to smoke without shame and a surprise query about gender from Amelia's father), and then we welcome Philionel, which is what we’re calling Amelia's husband (points if you know where it comes from!) who has joined us to talk about how much we all loved Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3.                                                                                  Promos: Mission Spooky and The (2) Skeptical Chaps   (

Of course you don't know what AFDH stands for! That's why you have to listen! Once again Pitney and Amelia find themselves at Texas Frightmare Weekend, the southwest's premier horror convention, and they're gonna tell you all about it. They had the usual fun (shopping, discovering awesome low-budget films, ogling Ted Raimi) and some new excitement, including Amelia's husband and dog coming on the trip with her, news about Famous Monsters of Filmland, and a public Von Liechtenstein tantrum for the ages.       Promo: Octoberpod    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.       Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!   If

While getting excited about Texas Frightmare Weekend, Amelia lets off steam by telling more "they dumb" stories about The Valedictorian and The Duchess. Then there's an old Bethesda game and a first concert in forever and a house too clean to live in.   Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss  and 2 Skeptical Chaps   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia!  (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle

A snack tray of delicious nuggets of revenge. The Cheeto of mystery. Mailers from nowhere. And what Pitney once did with a bird feeder. Plus, spokeswoman fandom and The Marvels!   Promo: Reel Feels Podcast  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!     Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !   If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia !  (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our  Zazzle shop  and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensore

So much excitement. "Suzanne" gets revenge. Pitney is reminded of the music and style of 1982 thanks to a Solid Gold video and it kicks off a crapvalanche of GenX delights. Then he reveals his new love of a band Amelia has NOT heard of. Promos: Fellowship of the Geeks and 2 Skeptical Chaps  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!     Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !   If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at  @pitneyandamelia!  (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop  an

This is a damn good one. A little post-visit debriefing leads to a story of a scandalous letter Pitney's mom received from a racist cousin. Trying to understand why young people don't pick their friends up from the airport. Hating Kanye and loving sleep. Flower delivery shenanigans. And so much more!   Promo: FriGay the 13th    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Questions? Comments? Complaints?    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!     Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia!  (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a

Pitney is a high fashion influencer.  Amelia's sister says stupid stuff.  Pitney loves Atomic Heart while Amelia loves The Last of Us.  LINK TO OUR FACEBOOK LIVE 3/19/2023 Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps  and Ignorance Was Bliss   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.    Questions? Comments? Complaints?  Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!     Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !   If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at   @pitneyandamelia !  (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop  and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see t

Growing up in "ingredient only households" and how that affected the way each of us relates to food. Pitney's mom gets her eyebrows tattooed! And we’ve got bitchen stuff to share: Amelia's new car and Pitney's obsession with abandoned mansions. And you'll never forget the tale of THE TIP.    Promo: Reel Feels Podcast    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!     Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page !   If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia !  (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little somet

Here we go, dragging Madonna. AGAIN. But only because we were already talking about the fear of aging, and she's out there flappin' her comically engorged lips.    So, why is "anti-aging medicine" even a thing? Aren't people SUPPOSED to age? Cosmetic surgery, magic serums, taking medications meant for sick people -- for what purpose? We talk about our real fears about aging and the culture's attitudes towards getting and looking older.    But first, the things that are bitchen, which include some twenty-year-old music and tens of thousands of dollars' worth of Italian food.    Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps (http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/) and Aim For The Head Podcast (https://aimfortheheadpodcast.libsyn.com/)  (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool frien

Attorney Spencer Sheehan and his frivolous lawsuits, Bitchin' Sauce, iceberg videos, and a Jan 6 rioter acquitted for being an evangelical loony. Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)   We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.   Questions? Comments? Complaints?   Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!     Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!   If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @itneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)  And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support our show! (Turn off that Content Filter to see the "uncensored" merch!)     Who the heck are Pitney

Everyone else is talking about Prince Harry's frostbitten junk, why not us?     Pitney has a new obsession in Harry and Meghan, and we gleefully trash the monarchy while we talk about the awesome couple. Amelia shares a terrific Netflix documentary, Stutz, made by Jonah Hill. It’s all about a therapist's methods and tools for helping his patients, and it's great for people who swear by therapy and those who've never seen a therapist before. And then a comment thanking trans and nonbinary folks for keeping the discussion about gender at the forefront of our minds kicks off a discussion about the limits of gender norms.     Promos: 2 Girls on a Bench, 2 Skeptical Chaps   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments

We are determined to be kinder to ourselves in 2023, and so far so good! We catch up on how we tried to make our Christmases as low-key and easy as possible, we talk a bit about cryptocurrency, and we don't let a list about public poo go to waste!     Promo: Fellowship of the Geeks   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)      We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page ! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia ! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle shop and help to support

WE'LL SEE YOU JAN 13, 2023! HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY! WE LOVE YOU! Happy Holidays! This year we're breaking down how everybody's a pagan when it's winter solstice time, because Yule is all around us, in nearly every secular "Christmas" tradition. The tree, the fire, the giving of gifts, the drinking of punch, the singing, all of it! Then a closer look at a few very American "traditions" and not one, but TWO stories about St. Nicholas! It's a big holiday party platter of an episode, so we hope you’re hungry!     No promos this week, because we were stuffed.   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our

Do your surroundings and your wardrobe reflect who you are or how you want people to perceive you? Are those two different people?  This week we draw a parallel between figuring out who you are and decorating your place. Some people put on a whole persona at once and some people acquire one piece at a time. As always, we have opinions.  Plus, we careen towards the end of the #YearOfTheSaints with a rather explosive segment about Saint Barbara.     Promo: Reel Feels Podcast   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering y

In a year where we struggled to feel gratitude, it took a little more effort than usual to get our annual Thankful episode together. But in spite of that, or maybe because of that, it’s got some really good stuff in it. Amelia’s giving herself a break, Pitney appreciates a fresh perspective caused by pain, and we encourage each other (and you!) to remember the minis!     Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and 2 Girls on a Bench   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page ! If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia !

Getting honest about public disposal of dog poop. Sexual activity in cars outside the bedroom window. Public reactions to celebrity death and the existence of performative grief. And in the #YearOfTheSaints, coming face to face with the patron saint of artists.    Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)    We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints?    Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!  Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.)    And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our Zazzle

Happy Halloween! Amelia’s decorating, Pitney’s Samhain-ing, we’re clobbering candy critics, and saying goodbye to an Austin icon. Plus, someone's disheveled and shoeless. Who could it be?    DANCE IN THE GRAVEYARD BY DELTA RAE: https://youtu.be/lPOM0IUsd_0    Promos: Invasion of the Remake and 2 Skeptical Chaps   (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.     Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at PitneyAndAmelia@gmail.com!   Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!  Stay up to date by liking our Facebook page!  If you want to be supportive without a lot of stuff cluttering your feed, follow us on Instagram at @pitneyandamelia! (Really, we barely post over there.) And if you're feeling generous, buy yourself a little something at our

We found out that, in some parts of the country, high school seniors pay for and decorate spaces in the school parking lot, and we have very different reactions to that information. We imagine what it would have been like if such a thing existed in the 1980s, and visualize our own parking spots based on who we were back in 1986. Then some new trends, like why white rappers are all baby-soft now, and why young toughs are suddenly wearing nail polish and lip gloss. And then some current events, like recent personal updates and great news we're excited about!   And this week in the #YearOfTheSaints, in honor of Pitney's birthday, coffee and cigarettes.     Promo: Fellowship of the Geeks    (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)     We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.      Q

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