Doctor Whooch

  In which we offend the southern states and maybe also most of the British. It's part one of our HUGE finalé to our companion of Doctor Whooch - featuring Doctor Who podcast luminaries Erika Ensign and Steven Schapansky! This one has it all. Or it would if we hadn't split it in two. So I guess this one has roughly half. BUT WHAT A HALF IT IS. We blame Saskatchewan for things, discover Steven's superpower, decide that Arthur Darvill is British AF and toss out spoilers for Earthshock. So if you're listening to this in 1982, uh... whoops. Outro music is "Oceans Brawl" by Coeur de pirate Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY  

In which we discover that Neil Gaiman likes his TARDIS' like he likes his women. We're continuing our season of companions with Marina Reid Hale (@mrimm) who gets us into a double dose of episodes this week - The Unicorn and the Wasp, and The Doctor's Wife. We learned a lot. Such as the fact that it's a bad idea to get impregnated by a giant wasp alien. And that wasp people are people too. And that concrete faces can not give consent. It was... a lot. So. Outro music is "I Am Not A Robot" by Marina and the Diamonds Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which we come into watching "Blink" with good intentions, and leave it lying in a ditch somehow. Our Companions Season of the show continues with special guests Amber Chipman and Laury Plant, and we proceed to pull strings while we watch a modern classic. Marvel as Brandon can't remember any names. Again. Be totally surprised when Moffat keeps a woman sad and waiting. There's angels. There is dick pics, kinda. There are white girls named Sally. There's... a lot. Get ready to hate us real bad, but please, remember that we love you. Outro music is "All Star" covered by Tessa Violet & Dodie Clark Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY  

In which we kick off our first Companions Season of episodes by talking about one of our favourite episodes to discuss drunk. Welcome back to Doctor Whooch! For this batch of episodes, we're going to have a bunch of special guests, starting with our good friend Allen Gould! He arrives on the show to talk about a very sexy episode of Doctor Who where a couple of the characters bone down later. Spoilers! Also discussed? Hobbits, Culkins, Tim Riggins in Space, Once Upon A Time and Albus Hodge. And Doctor Who eventually, whatever. Specifically: how Donna really gets a raw deal in her season of the show.  

In which we are sober AF, so we sound awkward AF. On this very special episode, we're featuring the main conversation from this week's Gallifrey Public Radio episode that we guested on. Hosts Keir, Jay and Haley were wonderful people to talk about the casting of the newest Doctor with, something we didn't even know was happening when we first scheduled this crossover! Anyway, if you want to hear five awesome people gush about Jodie Whittaker for over an hour, WE HAVE YOUR BACK! Also, if you enjoy this episode, you need to check out Gallifrey Public Radio, and just go back there every week. Tell them we sent you. Oh, and also follow them on Twitter: @gallifreyradio. Oh and also also, you can listen to when Danica guested on Keir's other podcast here: In Defense Of - Between the Panels oh and also also also we love you thanks byeee

In which we say good-bye for now, and good riddance reaaaaalllll soon. On this week's season finale of Doctor Whooch, Danica and Brandon are talking about the season finale of Series 10 of Doctor Who, "The Doctor Falls". It's like Wonderfalls, but way more depressing. Because at least stuff happened in that. Do you remember Wonderfalls? Anyways. Listen to them talk about how elevators work, or how nothing was really accomplished by anyone. Also there were a lot of guns and two Masters and still, nothing. Oh, and the Doctor was a whiny baby, but like, what's different about that? Outro music is "Wedding Bell Blues" by The 5th Dimension. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which we have no regrets. But also, no egrets. :( Holy hell, is this season almost done? No? Oh FFS. Whelp whatever. On this episode, we're talking about "World Enough and Time" which was boring until very suddenly it wasn't. Marvel as Danica explains the show we've all been watching for over a decade! Swoon as Brandon yells about how Stephen Moffat is terrible at gender politics! Or actually, they both do that. A lot. That guy is NO GOOD. Outro music is "Monster Hospital" by Metric Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which the monster of the week is all the rave. Trust us, it will make sense later. This week, Danica and Brandon are proud to have Kat from Verity! on the show to discuss what happened on "The Eaters of the Light". There's a whole lot involving noodle rave monsters and Romans and the Scottish and sexuality and bullshit with Missy. It's a bit bonkers, but a lot of fun, honestly. Outro music is "All The Small Things" by Blink-182 Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

Hold onto your butts, it's a wine episode! On this week's show, Danica and Brandon bear witness to "The Empress of Mars" and gave Mark Gatiss the benefit of the doubt because they were drunk. Spoiler alert: they shouldn't have. Hey. Do you think an episode featuring the colonial British might be pretty racist? Well, at least there's treasures for them to steal. Also, penis metaphors. Outro Music is "Underground" by The Sounds Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which there is not enough alcohol in the world to make this episode of Doctor Who good. On this week's show, Danica and Brandon struggle through "The Lie of the Land" and holy heck, are there far too many guns in this. Also: the monks are nothing but dumber versions of The Silence and so many things are garbage. And The Doctor is a dick on a boat, and off a boat. Whatever. MORE ALCOHOL PLEASE. Outro music is "Ship To Wreck" by Florence + The Machine Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY

In which we’re fist deep in time spaghetti. On this week’s show, Danica and Brandon are thrown into the deep end of Moffatisms as they try to swim through “The Pyramid At The End Of The World”. It doesn’t go well. They also get into Moffat really only using his own stuff unless an old bit of Who slots in, seemingly so he can take all the credit and be the best boy. Is that too harsh? Whatever. You love it. Outro music is "Love Is All Around" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY  

In which we'd like Stephen Moffat to leave sooner rather than later but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Hey, remember that time The Doctor fucked a Pope? Well, Brandon and Danica do. Or at least they think they do. Brandon is also sure that Stephen Moffat got divorced, but that wasn't true so much as it FELT true. Anyway. On this week's show, they watch "Extremis" and it's not very good. You've been warned, I guess. Outro music is "Losing My Religion" by Jacqui Naylor Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY  

In which Brandon forgets the word for “e-mail”. Hey buds. On this week’s show, Danica and Brandon are not cool with everyone being out in space again, and for good reason. Because… well, every episode of Doctor Who has danger, but space stuff usually involves murders and body snatching and that’s not their jam even slightly. Also, Brandon breaks out his amazing Nardole impression, and it’s preeeeetty spot on. Outro music is “Space” by Something Corporate Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

With apologies to all the Marks and Mikes out there. This week, Danica and Brandon are spooked by bugs and a house that is creepy as hell. Also, the cats almost murder them and ruin the podcast. Boy, that sure would have been a twist. But no one died. Probably. Or maybe we’re ghosts. You’ll have to listen to find out. Outro music is "Black Magic" by Little Mix Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

In which Danica’s cold, cold heart is awoked.  On this week’s show, Brandon and Danica travel to 1814 to see The Doctor and Bill fight Scaffolding in the Series 10 episode “Thin Ice”. Along the way, they classify different types of orphans, the show addresses racism (?) and Bill is rad as hell. We loved this episode and Sarah Dollard is our new queen now.

In which we put a phrase in a mausoleum. And there’s a good chance that Brandon doesn’t know what a mausoleum actually is.  This week, Series 10 continues with the second episode “Smile”, and for the most part Brandon and Danica stay on topic. But then there’s the potential of Torchwood porn and alternative meanings for the BBC. And also Danica is horribly insensitive about British history, but to be fair, the British are history’s villain. Except when there are Nazis or sometimes the French. Outro music is "Smile Like You Mean It" by Rhi Victoria Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

Brandon and Danica return to podcasting with a new companion, a gentle shot, and a zest for life(or whatever optimists say - we aren’t, so we’re just spitballing right now). They manage to stay on topic until Brandon comes up with a fantastic theory about the similarities between companions. You’ll have to listen to the episode, I’m not going to ruin it here for you. Who do you think I am? @SavedYouAClick? SIR OR MADAM, I AM OFFENDED. Anyway, listen while the two fall in love with Bill, are still offended by Moffat-isms, and maybe just maybe are thinking positively about Series 10. Outro music is "Bills, Bills, Bills" by YesSister, JazzSister Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

In which we are human monsters. Check it nerds: it's our season finalé. We have seasons now. DEAL WITH IT DOT GIF. On this week's show: it's THE RETURN OF DOCTOR MYSTERIO or us, as we see it, a show for FRIGGEN NERDS. Like us. We're the nerds. So yeah. We discuss this year's Doctor Who Christmas special in which folks unzip their heads and also there is a lot of Superman references that Steven Moffat googled a bit. Over the course of the show, we tear into silver age comics and introduce to you the French Doctor and it is not offensive. So don't worry about it. We said don't worry about it. Outro music is "Thoughts on Fire" by Ria Mae

In which we (finally) get to the thrilling conclusion of CLASS! And uh, it's a thing. So! With the Doctor Who Christmas Special just around the corner, we're going face deep into "The Lost", which wraps up this whole weird experiment. As we do so, we go swiftly off the rails, just like the show did, and talk about chaperones going downtown, what constitutes a good bonkers, and how Ram is pretty useless, among other things. Stay tuned over the holiday season for our take on the Christmas Special! We'll see you in 2017. Outro music is "The King Is Dead" by Ruby Vileos

In which everything you hear is adatomically correct. On this episode, Danica and Brandon are nearing the end of Class with episode seven - "The Metaphysical Engine or What Quill Did", and the whole thing is about deep smooching as three grown ass adults bang around in a tub. Also, someone murders a satan, and the ending is super weird. But uh... that's Class. Outro music is "Tubthumping" by Pastel Vespa