Doctor Whooch

In which we're extremely late with this but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  On this episode, Danica and Brandon tackle "The Detained" - the 6th episode of Class. It involves truth rocks that'll burn your brain and spill your teen feels all over the place. Which is bad, for a room filled with teen feels. Outro music is "Detention" by School Gyrls. Because why not.

In which we try to make sense of Class and might fail in the process. On this week's show, Brandon and Danica take another spin at trying to explain what's been happening on Class as they recap "Brave-Ish Heart" - the fifth episode in the first series. The results of which are very mixed, but hey, at least you get another one of Brandon's surreal episode descriptions of bonkers plot points! Also on this episode: we still love Brooklyn 99, y'all! It's amazing. Outro music is "Fight Song" by Rachel Platten.

In which Class goes sideways in a really weird way, but hey, we're drunk, so whatever. On this week's show, we reach the midpoint of CLASS with episode four, "Co-Owner of a Lonely Heart" and things get really weird. Are you ready for crazy teen/shadow monster sex scene parallels? What about bouts of murder rage and existential crisis about a weapon filled with souls? If only our biggest problems were "my heart is connected to a shadow monster" and not "the real world is filled with garbage". Is that where we're at? WHO KNOWS! Outro music is "Owner of a Lonely Heart" by Grizzly Bear.

In which we encourage you all to embrace the abyss. (It’s an uplifting episode.) On this week’s show, we demonstrate our veal for life by steering into some dark skids. Also, we talk about the third episode of Class, “Night Visiting”, which is pretty friggen great you guys. How will Drunk Brandon and Danica deal with teens experiencing loss and emotion? Let’s say well. It goes well.

In which Class is in session. Because... because, get it? Class? Oh, you get it. Danica and Brandon return this week to talk about the first two episodes of CLASS - the latest Doctor Who spin-off show that they can't quite remember the episode titles for! (Psst: they're "For Tonight We Might Die" and "The Coach with the Dragon Tattoo"). Along the way, they stumble through plot points such as SPACE DRAGONS and ROBOT MAKE-OUTS and then meander into other pop culture stuff happening like TIMELESS. Have you been watching that? You should be watching that. Outro music is "Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet

In which we celebrate good time. C'mon. On what is almost definitely Doctor Whooch's first and only A Hundredth episode, we have a couple of guests that have never been on the show before... sober Brandon and Danica! No lies, this one is weird. But if you ever wondered how much of the show comes about because we're drunk, and how much of the show is just us, well... you're going to get your answer. Thank you to everyone who listens to the show - you mean a lot to us, and we're pretty fond of you. Here's to many more over the next few years. Outro music is "Hang on to The Night" by Tegan and Sara

In which we celebrate our 100th episode for what is almost definitely the first time. The alcohol flows freely on this week's celebratory 100th episode, in with Danica and Brandon welcome special guest Chris Sikkenga (of Montreal Sauce and Film Frown) to the show! Chris (the scamp) chose the final episode of Series 1 to watch - The Parting of Ways - and the gang gets well and truly sauced and forgets to talk about the plot for much of the hour. Get ready for some McConaughey and try some of Jackie Tyler's Space Jerky as we all talk about Daleks being stage divas, sex in the undernet, and Trevor. Also: Danica throws hands at T-Swift. All this, and a lot more! Outro music is "I Really Like You" by Carly Rae Jepsen.

In which we're 100 episodes old. So that happened. On this week's show, we celebrate our First Hundo with special guest Jorts Bazingles - aka Superfan Josh Bazin. Listen as Brandon almost gets too drunk to function drinking a Delicious Concoction! Swoon at the insights of Jorts! Marvel at the patience of Danica! All while they attempt to explain the plot of "A Town Called Mercy" from the 7th Series to varying degrees of success. Thanks again to Jorts for appearing on the program. You can find Jorts on Twitter at @joshYEG.

In which we are in fine form. FINE form. On this week's show: Danica and Brandon will babysit your kids! It could be the worst decision of your life. Also: they watch "Time Heist" from Series 8 and are... pleasantly surprised by how much they enjoyed it. Also also: they are pretty loopy tired from moving a whole comic store, so uh... strap in. It's an interesting ride. Outro music is "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.

In which we are perilously close to falling asleep, but Martha Jones is there, so things are good. On this week's show, Danica and Brandon hit up "Smith and Jones", and dig into some strangeness with a strange old lady wielding a straw. Also, the moon! Rhinos? Markers! Swooning! And other things that are good, like hair mussing. Outro music is "Daft Punk is Playing In My House" by LCD Soundsystem

In which we are too busy staring at a man in a blue suit to follow the plot. On this week's show, Mr. Butts and Mr. Peanutbutter take on another series 3 episode with "The Lazarus Experiment". It's a whole thing with Mark Gatiss being an old man who suddenly isn't so old and is both a figurative and literal monster. Also, there's a church, and like family stuff? Basically, there's a lot to try and pay attention to while Tennant is swanning around making faces and ruffling his hair and stuff. Yeah girl, go get itttt. Outro music is "Kokomo (Beach Boys Cover)" by The Vandals.

In which we tell you all our thoughts on god. On this week's show, Danica and Brandon are floating like leaves in the wind and rolling their eyes at a whole lot of things. Our hearts are cold and dead! Our livers are swimming! It's a whole thing. Anyway, we watch "The Rings of Akhaten" which is hard to spell, and is full of tree hands and shenanigans. And is also fun. But you know, whatever. Also, there's cupcakes, for REASONS. Outro music is "Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla

In which Danica is a war criminal. On this week's episode, we reach the end of The River Song Timeline with "Forest of the Dead", in which there's more flesh eating darkness and some heart rending sadness. People run! Some of them die. Others don't? And then there's a thing that happens with a screwdriver. So you know. Spoilers. Outro music is "Confident" by Demi Lovato.

In which we near the end of the River Song timeline, and do not get really sad at all. On this week's show, we kick things off by ruining the Doctor Who theme song for everyone forever. We regret nothing. Or... we regret some things. Anyway, then it's time for "Silence in the Library", in which there are no Silence, just silence, and also sadness. Yeah. Yep. Outro music is "Ghostbuster Theme" by No Small Children

In which we return to Series 8 with our eyes narrows and our hearts cold and dead. On this week's show, Danica and Brandon take a trip back to the early days of the 12th Doctor by visiting "Robot of Sherwood" and get distracted with a very loose ranking of various Robin Hoods. It's a whole episode filled with two white dudes being snippy at each other and man, you wonder if there will be any drunk opinions about THAT. Outro music is "Men Explain Things To Me" by Tacocat

In which the angels do a thing, again. Ugh. On this week's show, Danica and Brandon continue to stumble through the River Song timeline with "The Angels Take Manhattan" from Series 7, an episode that seems to crumble the more we watch it. Marvel at the straight up weirdness of the whole thing! Listen carefully as words become less coherent along with the episode! Outro music is "Good Girls" by Elle King Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY.

In which we return to deal with a floppy man complaining about his first world time and space problems. On this week's edition of the show, Danica and Brandon continue to trip down the River Song timeline with FLESH AND STONE, a not-at-all terrifying episode involving weird stone space monsters. (I WONDER WHICH CREATURES THOSE ARE??!?) Along the way, people die. And some don't! And Matt Smith remains floppity. Also, we discuss Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, because everybody should at some point in their lifetime. Outro music is "Let's Misbehave" from Miss Fisher's.

In which we've fallen back onto or off of the wagon, depending on how you look at it. It's been a while, but we're back with new episodes, and we're still travelling on the River Song timeline. Which gets confusing. But we're doing it. This week? It's The Time of Angels from Series Five and nothing bad happens at all! Except for, you know, all the horrible things that happen. Then it's straight onto pop culture, because we watch other things to, sometimes. When we're not doing comic store stuff. Alright awesome talking with you all love you byyyeeeeee.

In which we end with Millennial Nightmare Fuel. On this week's show, it's "The Wedding of River Song" as we continue to hop through the River Song timeline. Guess what? It's complicated, and it's only going to get more confusing as we go, because it's about to loop in on itself. Funnnnnnnnnn. Also FUN FACT: did you know that this was the episode we watched when we first met each other? IT WAS. And so you get a sappy story alongside this one where Winston Churchill is Caesar. Yeah, shit gets bananas, and The Doctor ends up looking like a Hobo Matt Fraction. Outro music is (to be experienced as a horrible nightmare)  

In which we forgot the title of the episode immediately after saying it. On this week's episode: we get afraid of wifi as we watch the series seven episode called... called... ugh. I think I lost the name of the title again already. Hmm. Well, whatever it is, there's a heaping spoonful of misogyny in there because we can't have nice things. Also, we talk about that. The part where we can't have nice things, but we SHOULD, because sci-fi can be ANYTHING TO ANYBODY, so why not do that? And uh OH OH OH, it was called "The Bells of Saint John". Ha. I KNEW I'd remember that. Outro music is “Hey Girl” by Tacocat. Podcast picture is by GIRL NAMED SHIRL PHOTOGRAPHY. Subscribe to Doctor Whooch on iTunes