Two Judgey Girls

We are taking this week off for a much needed break! In place of our usual weekly podcast, we are giving you access to our first Patreon bonus episode! We dive deep into the pilot episode of Rock of Love starring Bret Michaels. You can find all three seasons on Amazon Prime and/or Hulu (but we recommend Prime as it has the uncensored version). Head over to our Patreon for more bonus content revisiting pilot episodes of the golden-era of reality television. We'd love for you to be a Juror Patron for $5/month, which truly shows support for Two Judgey Girls plus bonus podcast content, where we already have TWO additional episodes waiting for you! www.patreon.com/TwoJudgeyGirlsThank you for all of your support!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Before Courtney's Italian vacay, we had to deep dive the season finale of Below Deck and Real Housewives of Orange County. Is Captain Sandy too harsh? Does Hannah not have a passion for yachting? What really happened between Aesha and Jack? Meanwhile in Arizona, Vicki continues to spread rumors and lies about Kelly God--now she can't step foot on Jolie's school? Tamra actually sheds some light on Vicki but we see her playing for both sides (Kelly and Vicki) and maybe for the other team with Braunwyn. Are we really buying Vicki's apology and surrendering to Kelly, can they move forward? Plus new tv show recommendations from Court. Come judge with us! This week's episode sponsored by:Native Deodorant: Go to NATIVEDEODORANT.COM and use code 'TJG' for 20% off.HelloFresh: For $80 off your first month of HelloFresh, go to HelloFresh.com/TJG80 and enter 'TJG80'.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirl

This was the best RHOC episode in two seasons, PRAISE THE LORD! Did Kelly Dodd take it too far? Is Gina drinking the Koolaid, spiked with tequila, out of a wine glass? If you were "diagnosed" with a concussion would you drink night of? What DR okay'd that? Is Emily being a bad friend or Gina? Emily doesn't look like Shrek. Meanwhile, in Mexico LeeAnne officially initiates Kary into the group by telling her her life story. Stephanie is really spiraling hearing about it. We get to see D'Andra's spanx and striptease dance. Kam calls Brandi trash but not white trash. Everyone is playing the victim--can't we just drink tequila and get along? Come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by:CARE/OF: Use code 'TJG' for 25% off at www.TakeCareOf.com. MORELABS.COM: Use code' TJG' for 20% off, do more the next day.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPatreon: www.patreon.c

What would you rather do instead of watch a Tamra scene? We give you our Top 10. How did Shannon not even flinch when Kelly hit her in the head? Did Tamra perpetuate the situation? Did Emily's sexy dance turn on her father-in-law? Was Vicki only allowed to show up for 24 hours? Meanwhile, in Dallas the girls head to Mexico and things got a little dark. Will this vacation be the new Scary Island? Team LeeAnne or Team Kary? We're team Let's Listen to Kam Speak "mexicano." This week's episode is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO.COM use code 'TJG20' for 20% off. Find your favorite sassy graphic tees, muscle tees, slouchy tanks, sweatshirts, hoodies, typography art prints, funny quotes, mugs, wine glass, beer glass, and tote bags.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What's worse: going to jail in front of your kids or an ambulance? Are you team Emily or Gina? MVP this week goes to Spencer Judge. How did that human come out of Tamrat? Does Vicki actually get to go to Arizona? Do we like Dr. Deb and her eccentricities? Meanwhile in Dallas we really feel the love between Rich and Leanne, do they have an open relationship? We think that Tinsley and Kameron need a spin off. How much did Mama Dee pay for that 50th birthday? Kudos to Stephanie and Brandi roasting D'Andra, enough with the candles. We also discuss Courtney's latest obsession: Who is Caroline Calloway? Come judge with us!!! This week's episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. For $80 off your first month of HelloFresh, go to HelloFresh.com/TJG80 and enter code TJG80.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we deep dive into the Real Housewives of Dallas season 4 premiere. Is Mamma Dee sabotaging D'Andra? Did Jeremy have an affair? Who the hell is Jessica? Does Leeanne rehearse her lines? WE NEED more Kam!!!! In the OC, we continue to feel bad for Gina and love her new friendship with Shannon. Meanwhile, we still loathe Tamra and want Shane to fill up Emily's love tank. Come judge with us!! This week's episode is sponsored by Native Deodorant. Visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code 'TJG' during checkout!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If Tamra can start a train rumor, then we are starting a rumor that Tamra is a swinger as it only seems fair. #bantamra #TAMRAT. We are standing strong with Kelly God, Gina, and Emily. Our favorite quote this week: "It can’t get worse. I went to jail, adultery, divorce." -GinaWe wrap up the Southern Charm finale to find out that Kathryn might not be sober. Has the cast has been covering for her because of her custody battle? Madison didn't come off as the most apologetic person and continues to be friends with benefits to Austen. Did you know you can get rid of chlamydia in 7 days? Dr. Andy Cohen told us. Come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by morelabs.com to do more the next day after a night out. Use code TJG for 20% off at checkout or check them out on Amazon and use code TJGAMAZON.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See

We can officially say farewell to Bethenny Frankel... for now. We got dark in Orange County with Gina admitting Matt had an affair, Shane not wanting Emily to "sexy" dance, and the Tres Amigas alluding to Kelly Dodd participating in a sex train. Guys--she hasn't even had a threesome (according to the comment left on our Instagram)! We are ready to make the amigas go adios. In the South, our Craig admits to abusing adder all and EVERYONE questions Kween Kathryn's own sobriety. Rewatch her appearance on WWHL--what do you think? Come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by Zola. You can build your free wedding website on Zola and get $50 toward your registry by going to www.zola.com/TJG.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

All males are cancelled! Ok not really but we do have a Bravo problem with males (and females--Lenethia!) who cross the line and need to be held accountable. Shep, baby boy, what is you doing? We discuss the Southern Charm season finale and definitely do NOT approve of Shep bringing the girls to embarrass Madison and Austen. In fact, we are now #TeamMadisten. The OC isn't doing much better with Tamra still being there. Team Jolie and more Kelly. Can we get a spinoff? Did we miss Vicki? Does anything ever happen on this show? And guys, we really are saying goodbye to Summer Mary as this is the last week of fun for her. But always remember, we all carry a bit of Summer Mary within.This week's episode is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Use code 'TJG20' for 20% off your order at www.lulusimonstudio.com.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acas

We are counting down the days till Summer Mary disappears, but first, we get to hear all about her trip to Charleston and cocktail hour with Ms. Patricia Altschul. We deep dive into Southern Charm and the downhill of Shep Rose (did you see that insta story this week?). Will Madison and Austen last? The RHOC premiere showed us how Shannon got her groove back. Kelly Dodd is now a plastic surgery informercial, Braunwyn came in HOT, Gina is on the hot mess express (but we sure do feel for her!), Emily still can't stand Shane and we still can't stand Tamra! Come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by:HelloFresh: Use code TJG80 for $80 off your first month at www.hellofresh.com/TJG80.LOLA: Use code TJG at www.mylola.com for 40% off your first month's subscription.Follow us on Instagram, @twojudgeygirls, and on Facebook at www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls. You can also join our Facebook group, The Jury Speaks, at www.facebook.com/TheJurySpeaks.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out infor

While Summer Mary galavants around Charleston (A LEGITIMATE INVITATION TO LEGENDARY PAT ALTSCHUL'S HOUSE!), Courtney holds down the fort with our amazing guest, Krzysztof Pakula, who is a reality TV aficionado. We finish out this season of RHOBH praising Camille for being both unhinged and also being an entire storyline for the season. We get into the chlamydia of it all with Southern Charm. Should Madison have been on The Bachelorette instead of this show? Do we want Austen and her together (spoiler alert: they are!)? Did Shep want to date Madison first? DID HE GIVE DANNI CHLAMYDIA!? To prepare for the premiere of RHOC next week, we also talk about the Top 10 Ultimate Moments of RHOC, according to Bravo TV (which you can find here: https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/season-8/videos/the-ten-ultimate-rhoc-moments). We also think they missed the mark with a few, so we threw in a few honorable mentions. Come judge with us!This week's podcast is sponsored by Native Deodorant. Use code 'T

Courtney is back! The RHONY reunion wrapped and it had us wanting more. The silver lining was Lu ending the season cheers with an AA prayer and virgin mimosa. We loved Andy asking the women about their lawsuits, break that fourth wall down. Camille's shoulders must be tired from caring the season. The Southern Charm kids are still in Colorado taking in the local delicacies and Kathryn does not approve. Come judge with us! Sponsored by www.morelabs.com/TJG. Use code 'TJG' for 20% off. Rough mornings after drinking are now optional!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back my boy Greg @geddings, Courtney is in New York trying to track down Craig and Austen. Meanwhile Summer Mary and Greg review the RHONY reunion part 1. Have Lu and Dorinda finally made amends? Bethenny finally gives us a better time line of her and Dennis' relationship. We snooze through the Beverly Hills reunion, but learn that Aaron's dick is bigger than Kyle's shoe. We also dive deep into Potomac and I finally understand...these women give ZERO FUCKS! We tackle #penisgate and watch the sexual assault allegations play out in the press and on camera. Come judge with us! Sponsored by: LULUSIMONSTUDIO which has the cutest clothes at www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' for 20% off your order  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We dive deep into the RHBH finale. Do we love Camille or love to hate her? Is Courtney attracted to Peeekkkaayyy? Should LVP have received a better send off for 9 years working at Bravo? And don’t get us started about the lunch 6 months later... Meanwhile in Charleston we break down Craig’s mental breakdown and are haunted again by the return of Ashley Jacobs. We definitely get back on the crazy train. Come judge with us! Sponsored by www.whosthathousewife.com, the fresh new game that celebrates the most iconic housewives from seasons past and present. Sponsored by NATIVE Deodorant Safe. Simple. Effective. www.nativedeodorant.com use code TJG at checkout for 20% off.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

HAPPY 4th OF JULY TO ALL OF OUR JURORS! We break down all things #JaxGotitWright plus update you on #TomandArianaWatch2019. Did Jax's mom attend the wedding? What about LVP? Did Carter and the triplets make it? Plus every sponsor, what she wore, and their first song. We also discuss the RHOC trailer for Season 14, which confirms Vicki's devotion. And ONE fun fact about The Hills... PLUS, Summer Mary goes back in time with Kate Casey to discuss the first ever episode of RHONY. Do they miss Alex and Simon? This was a time when Lu was still a Countess and Bethenny hadn't even created Skinny Girl. Come judge with us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bethenny almost dies? Are the girls trying to push out Tinselly? Who enjoyed the strippers the most? In BH, Camille acts pernicious and says everything we've been thinking to Doritos' face. How does she have all of that money? The gentlemen from the South are still arguing with each other. Are Shep and Whitney bullies? Who will bring home the most ladies to the penthouse? Will Austen ever get over Madison? We also talk about the comeback of The Hills as well as the Insta deep dives Mary has done this week. Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by: Hello Fresh. Check out www.hellofresh.com/TJG80 for $80 off your first month's subscription. Sent straight to your door, they make cooking easy, simple and delicious! Summer Mary's nightly routine is taking a Morning Recover. Check out www.morelabs.com/TJG to help you after a long night to have an easier morning. Plus, try out their new product, Liquid Focus, to stay more alert!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Courtney is back and we dive DEEEEEEEP into RHONY, the best show on Bravo ever to exist. This masterpiece of a show deserves to be in a museum of TV so that when aliens come down and see what we have done on Earth, they get it. BH existed in Provence where Kyle and Teddi blacked out and attacked Erika Jayne--whose team are you on? Our poor Craigy got verbally abused by the boys while camping, while Whitney had an incident with wiener juice... Come judge with us! This week's sponsors are: LULUSIMONSTUDIO has the cutest clothes at www.lulusimonstudio.com, using code 'TJG20' for 20% off of your order. LOLA is a female-founded company offering a line of organic cotton tampons, pads, liners and all-natural cleansing wipes. For 40% off all subscriptions, visit www.mylola.com and enter 'TJG' when you subscribe!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mary from the Bay comes to you with Greg Eddings with the latest RHNY, RHBH, and Southern Charm debriefing. We discuss Mila the new chef on Below Deck that licks raw steak. Mario graces us with his presence all for Ramona to have a moment to make him jealous #payback. Sonja is totally fine and not taking pills, glad the hot paramedics came. Lu knows the girls are just jealous of her success. Meanwhile the girls in Charleston get on Kathryn for her spending, taste in men, and going MIA. In Beverly Hills nothing happened once again but we got to see Brandi Glanville not move her face. Come judge with us! Sponsored by Beauty By Design, your new personalized skincare. You can get 20% at www.beautybydesign.com/TJG use code TJG for 20% off. Sponsored by Care/Of Vitamins. Head to www.TakeCareOf.com and use code TJG.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Summer Mary hangs with Shep, Austen, and Carlito in sf. She once again finds out nothing and everything. Does Austen need to cut the Madison cord? Does Craig get better looking each episode? Is Sonja on pills? Do Lu and Ramona get her sloppy seconds? Have you peed in a bathtub? DDDDDooooooorrrrrrinnndddaaaaaa. Sorry, Kyle killed it as a playboy bunny at Farrahween and Rinna slayed as Erika Jayne. But would Erika Jayne ever talk about stuffed animal bunnies? Does Kim owe her an apology? Come judge with us. Sponsored by www.whosthathousewife.com, the fresh new game that celebrates the most iconic housewives from seasons past and present.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Breaking news: Life isn’t a Cabaret. Lu is back in jail (well she was cuffed and released, but whatever)! We guess upstate makes you want to drink(like Tinsley said). Margarita was the true star this episode and Dorinda wouldn’t let Ramona-size-it. We are wondering if Sonja could do our hair sometime? Down South we are hoping Kathryn will get pregnant so Patricia can be a grandmother. Meanwhile Shep is legit “ditching” girls. Chelsea has a house warming party and teaches us to play hammer and nail. In Hawaii, Camille is officially married no thanks to Kyle's help. LVP does think Dorit’s face has changed as much as her accent. Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by www.morelabs.com/TJG. Use code 'TJG' for 20% off.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.