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Do not miss out on Family Karma! We really enjoyed the premiere of this and can't wait to keep watching! Who did we see this week: Jason Cauchi or Jax Taylor? Is he the number one guy in the group? Technically, he did get married before Tom Schwartz and Katie... Should we feel bad for Kristen? Beau truly is a knight in shining armor and ladles. In New Jersey we got to hear from the men. Do Delores and Frank sleep together? Does Jennifer ever shut up? Where will Danielle sit? In Summer House, Lindsey gets activated and Carl goes back to being a f*ckboy. Do we like Jules and Jordan? Boys night vs girls night...Luke vs Carl and Amanda vs Jules....come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/groups/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We are finally in Kentucky and about to walk Brittany and Jax down the aisle. Tom Sandoval gets to come too! Call 1-800-T-Sandy: "I'll make sure you don't sweat, I don't give shade, I provide it!" The New Jersey reunion happened and Jennifer came in hot! We think Tre coached Jennifer to secure her spot for next season and have her on her bench #teammarge. In Summer House, Carlito is "breaking up" with Lindsey and we get the return of Jordan and his erectile dysfunction. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/groups/thejuryspeaksTwitter: @twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mary's ranking for this week: 1. Is Jax and Brittany's wedding over yet? "Hey Rand, I kicked Tom Sandoval out of my wedding, do you want to be a groomsman?" - Jax, definitely. We are Team Ariana as we think she is so brave to show her struggles with depression. Mary hung out with her last week and she will fill you in on her current situation with her "PHD". 2. New Jersey wrapped this week exposing Tre for encouraging Danielle to pull Marge's pony. Then we fly to Italy to reunite the Guidice girls with their father and end a 20 year marriage. 3. In Summer House, Carl continues to be a f*ckboi and Amanda won't eff her own fiancé. Come join the Crazy Town, population 2 with us... P.S. Can you be exclusive and NOT have labels?!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-o

The winner this week was the RHONY trailer. We can't wait to join the Hot Mess Express with Ramona, Lu back on the sauce, Tinsley moving to Chicago, Sonja being Sonja, and the new girl, Leah. Our top show this week is Summer House! Is this Carl and Lindsey storyline made up? Does Kyle want to murder Amanda? Is Put-Together Paige painting the perfect picture of Perry? Will Hannah and Luke have a summer romance? Meanwhile on the Jersey Shore, we got Tre to finally admit that Joe is a cheater and we are planning the wedding of Gia and Frankie Jr. Below Deck reunion was worth the watch, Capt. Lee protects his "daughter", Kate, and Ashton, Brian, and Kevin continue to be brus. We get to experience another LA PRIDE with DJ James Kennedy, the White Kayne, pumping the beats and sipping vodka sodas. We learn that Jax doesn't like blondes and Dayna fights in the SUR alley with Scheana. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreo

Show rankings for the week (via Summer Mary): 1) Summer House: do not snooze on this, you'll be "blasted" away with the drama. 2) RHONJ: I could watch Tre and the girls talk about Joe for 10 hours straight. Joe Gorga took it a little far this week telling Dr. Aydin to lay his wife more. 3) VPR: will this bachelor/bachlorette party ever end? I don't want to see the future for these adult children, that was stuff made for nightmares. 4) Below Deck: wrapped up with sand in the face and in people's butts. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

GOODBYE VICKI and TAMRA! Are we taking some credit for this "retirement?" Our 2020 resolution came true and Scheana SheShu Shay unblocked us! Miracles do happen, next thing you know we will be on her podcast! In New Jersey Jennifer and Dolores leave the trip early and Jackie opens up about her eating disorder and her family life. We kinda fell in love with her this week. We need more boys nights, I'll sip green apple martinis with Frank senior anytime. In Miami Jax Taylor was so "uncomfortable and awkward" with the strippers/living his last single days in paradise. We really saw why Beau was voted Hottest Man on Bravo 2019, that's because he sticks up for his woman. Are Kristen and Carter gonna last? Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for pr

This week, we debrief on all the fun, including The Crappies, a very prestigious awards ceremony: We saw Tom and Ariana from VPR, Braunwyn & Sean (and his necklace), MJ and Nema from Shahs and other amazing podcasters. We went to Tom Tom over the weekend and saw Dayna making drinks and wanted to ask her about her love triangle with Scheana and Max. Whose side are you Stassi or Tom Sandoval? Meanwhile, in the Hamptons we find out Jackie is RICH! Jennifer and her new money is very excited about this. Do Tre and Marge make amends? Should Kenya come clean about a wig? And are we over her with her treatment of restaurant? Also can you dislike both Ashton and Rhylee or do you have to pick a side? We can't wait for the reunion! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/pri

On Below Deck, we break down Courtney and Brian's relationship status. Will Kate and Tanner bang? Is Rhylee the worst? Thank you Jesus Jugs Alexis Bellino for returning to our screens! In VPR, we continue to meet new cast members to join the 109,233 bartenders and waitresses at SUR. Scheana played Mean Girls this week to the comedian, Dayna, who knows how to work Scheana by telling her all the details about Max. Was Jax Taylor the voice of reason this episode? We just want to say GOODBYE CARTER! In New Jersey, Marge paints a line in the sand by not inviting Tre to her Mother's Day drag brunch. Jennifer continues to educate her mother and we find out Jackie has family money...her house in Hamptons is $2.7 million and $50k/month to rent. Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Morning Recovery at morelabs.com/TJG use code 'TJG' for 20% off or purchase off of Amazon using code 'TJGAMAZON' for 20% off.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.c

New year, same us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

While we are still on holiday break and enjoying time with our families, we wanted to give you a little something to start your New Year off right. We are sharing with you an episode from our Patreon that deep dives into the pilot episode of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica. If you're interested in more episodes like this, we recommend joining our Patreon. For $5/month you get at least one bonus episode, plus you are supporting Two Judgey Girls, overall. You can find it at www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls.You can watch the pilot episode here (first 5 minutes) and here or search YouTube.Happy New Year and we hope you enjoy!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's our last podcast of 2019 and we have SO much to digest here: RHOC finale & part 1 of the reunion, RHOA, Below Deck, RHONJ, and RHOD finale. Tamra cries in a bush, Billy says Vicki bought her own engagement ring and questions if Steve wants to get married, and Shannon and Tamra tell Gina 'YOU DON'T KNOW'. On the reunion, Andy calls out Jane Roe aka Vicki about suing Bravo and trying to get a restraining order on Kelly God. We cried at Easter dinner in New Jersey and just want Delores and Frank to get back together. In Dallas Kam finally comes clean and tells Kary what Leeanne has been saying and Leeanne has amnesia and can't remember. The boys are horrible on Below Deck (seriously!) and Dennis still proves to be THE WORST on RHOA. Come judge with us one final time for 2019!This week's podcast is sponsored by Native Deodorant. Go to www.nativedeodorant.com and use code 'TJG' at checkout for 20% off of your first purchase.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.c

We are in the home stretch of the year and the home stretch of two housewives franchises. With RHOC, we wrap up the Miami trip. Did Mary have positive feelings towards Tamra? Is Emily becoming our favorite? Did we love Gina's new hair? RHONJ made us tear up with the inevitable demise of Joe and how it affects his girls. Are we over David for Dolores? RHOD has left us loving Kam and canceling LeeAnne. Is it too little too late for the Dallas Carnie? RHOA didn't excite us with the overproduction of Kenya taking over Munty Marlowe's event. Should the Below Deck boys be cancelled too? Was Kate not great either? Come judge with us!This week's episode sponsored by:LULUSIMONSTUDIO, go to www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' for 20% off your order.Morelabs, with Summer Mary's favorite hangover remedy, Morning Recovery. You can purchase on Amazon with code 'TJGAMAZON' or on www.morelabs.com/TJG with code 'TJG' for 20% off of your order.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.fac

In Key West, Vicki is called out for being a con woman, con lady, a con liar and a pig. Kelly was just a SL*T. But Emily said it best when she said: 'Don't attack her looks, attack her character!' In Thailand, the ladies experience the local traditions and see a drag show and ping pong show, LeeAnne has to make it about herself AGAIN, and compare the circus animals to her life as a child. In Jamaica, Jennifer swims in horse shit and Jackie can't catch a break. Dolores says they aren't cut from the same cloth and just doesn't want to be her friend. Come judge with us!This week's episode is sponsored by:Hello Fresh, go to www.HelloFresh.com/TJG9 and use code 'TJG9' for 9 free meals!Zola, go to Zola.com/TJG to start your free wedding website and get $50 towards your registry!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher

We talk about what we are thankful for and really it's YOU, THE JURORS, so thank you! Was Nene's exit from Tavern on the Green the best exit in housewives history? Does Kenya's husband get upset about how she breathes? Do you leave your kid in poopie diapers if they are relaxed? In Miami does Shannon need to cut her hair? Does Kelly suck D for money? Are we doing something wrong? Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Care/Of. For 50% off of your first order, use code TJG50 at www.takecareof.com.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This was another jam packed week by Bravo! We breakdown parts of Voldemort: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the new Summer House trailer, Indian-ish, and WWHL. In Atlanta, we see Mr. Daly on screen belittle his wife, stories of Todd taking his daughter to the strip clubs, and Nene making it back on screen. In the OC, we strip down for a weaning party, Shannon might be poor, and Kelly is done with the women. In Thailand, we watch Leeanne have a mental breakdown and go after Kary inappropriately, although the girls mocked her and her L'infinity dress. In New Jersey, we celebrate Melissa's 40th birthday as she goes "On Display." Jennifer and Jackie are trying to move forward while Tre is trying to move in on the pool guy. Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO.COM. Use code TJG20 for 20% off your next order.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group

We are coming to you early this week with a deep dive into RHOA. Did we cry multiple times watching Bravo this week..maybe. Are Porsha and Dennis back together? Is Cynthia the best mom in the world and Noelle brave to share her story? Meanwhile in Orange County we get to sit through a therapy session with Tamra and Ryan, do we feel sorry for Ryan? Who is the puppeteer? Who is the best chess player and who is playing checkers? Also we talk about our Top 10 Most Beautiful Housewives. Come judge with us! Sponsored by HelloFresh: Get 9 free meal with HelloFresh by going to HelloFresh.com/TJG9 and using code TJG9You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What a week: Below Deck, RHOA, RHOC, RHONJ, and RHOD, plus we got "shadow banned" from Insta and are boycotting that major event happening in NYC with Andy Cohen, The Event That Shall Not Be Named. In Atlanta, if you don't have a baby you can't hold a peach. Did you miss Nene on the screen? We finally felt justice this week as Tamra was exposed in RHOC. Shannon didn't think she was talking about her, puhhhhllleaassseeee! RHONJ had a strong start and we may have cried: Gia with the confessional and Nono always being a star. Finally, in Dallas we got to see LeeAnne tie the knot "with innocence in his EYE." Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Native deodorant. For 20% off your first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code 'TJG' during checkout!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spoti

This week, we break down the Guidice Tell All with Andy. It was EVERYTHING and NOTHING at the same time. We can't wait for them to travel to Italy with the cameras. Will they reignite their romance? We also break down the Meghan King Edmonds divorce. Did Jim cheat with Nanny Carly? Is Meghan the bad guy? We discuss the birthday party of "Queen Victoria" and watch Gina lose it? Is Gina sleeping with her husband making her crazy? Will Kelly God go to Vicki's funeral? In Dallas we finally get Leeanne to the alter...will her mother show up? Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by More Labs. Go to MORELABS.COM/TJG to do more the next day after a night of drinking. Use code TJG for 20% off! For Amazon use code: TJGAMAZON for 20% off and get that Prime 2-day delivery just in time for the weekend!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeak

Courrrrrrtttttnnnney is back and the sound should be 1000x better! Mary apologizes for last week and being sick and having to suck on a cough drop the whole time. This week we discuss Kween Kathy, the President of OC Fashion Week, #fireTamrahireKathy, Ryan being patriotic and depressed, plus Gina and Matt's romance novel and/or stalker waiting for her in her bed. Meanwhile in Dallas, we grieve the loss of our dearest Playboy Bun Bun, may he rest in peace. We would totally be okay if Kameron threw us a couples wedding shower, she truly has exquisite taste and thanks to her husband, Cort, for paying for it. Mamma Dee literally admits to setting D'Andra up for failure and we suspect there is no money left in the trust. Come judge with us! This episode is sponsored by CareOf for 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter TJG50.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group

Summer Mary is back with Greg Eddings!!! We update you on Joe Giudice's deportation and his new bod that he is showing off in Italy. Will Tre finally divorce him? Meanwhile we hop on the HOT MESS EXPRESS train to San Diego for Shannon's 55th birthday. Emily and Gina still can't manage to repair their friendship. Tamra and Braunwyn finally get it on and we get to see a little bit of MKEPI. In Dallas we have to attend another "shower" for Leanne. Kary is really coming in with a splash and continues to question Leanne. We get to see the true Locken we all know, calling DAndra FAT, low blow, even for you Leanne.. Plus did you know Brandi can see dead people? Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsThe Jury Speaks FB Group: www.facebook.com/thejuryspeaksPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.