Two Judgey Girls

Those who ask shall receive: we deep dive into Andy’s baby shower; who was there, who wasn’t there, and the legend that is Lisa Rinna. We breakdown the RHONY trailer and are curious why Tinsley is so miserable. Did Jax and Lala sleep together? Did Lala go down on Ariana? And who’s side are you on: Team Marge or Team Jen/Tre/Danielle? Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by Zola. To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola go to www.ZOLA.com/TJG.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lots of news to catch up on: Ashley Jacobs, Lu's Tom and Jennifer from RHONJ all DM’d us this past week; Kathryn Dennis is officially in a relationship with Hunter Price, country singer; Rinna is shading LVP via insta story. We also got to experience Girls Night in where Katie and Billie threw down. Plus, we go to Cabo on RHONJ and talk about lip liner and monkeys' assholes. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by LOLA. You can receive 40% off of your subscription by going to www.mylola.com and using code 'TJG'.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Could we be more obsessed with Beau? Could we cringe anymore watching Scheana pretend she was on The Bachelorette? Do we have empathy for James? Is Stassi’s mom like Ariel or did she just drink too much? In New Jersey, Jennifer comes wine tasting with guns blazing and knives. Milania premieres “Can’t Wait to Grow Up”  and Marge is jealous of Danielle’s good looks, according to Marty. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Head over to www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' to take advantage of their super cute clothing and accessories. We love it!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We are back and recharged after a holiday hiatus! We breakdown Lindsay Lohan’s Beach House, and ask 'does is rival VPR?' We discuss many of the Golden Globes movies plus Birdbox. We deep dive into RHONJ: Mary has found a new love for Joe Gorga and Frank, Courtney can have Frankie. Plus, we breakdown down another one of Stassi’s birthday meltdowns. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Head over to www.morningrecoverydrink.com/TJG and use code 'TJG' for 20% off.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back Courtney from LA. We update you on the latest news: is Gretchen pregnant? Kenya Moore using baby doubles? Bethenny in the hospital? Is James Kennedy an alcoholic? Did he cheat? Did Raquel turn a blind (glass)eye? Are we Team Jackie or Tre? Is Danielle really allergic to so many things? Has Mary watched Unanchored or 90 Day Fiance? Is Rhylee all riled up after the new deckhand? And is his name Tyler or Trevor?! Find out all this and more on this extra long episode of TJG, our last of 2018! Come judge with us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome back Colleen from the Bay, Mary’s little sister! This week we wrap up the OC finale and talk about all the girls' regrets, dive into VPR Pride (we def think James cheated on Raquel and her glass eye), and love to see the producers shade Scheana. In New Jersey, we are loving Jackie and want more Danielle Staub, the Bridezilla. Is Mary wishing she was a full time housewife? Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Head over to www.morningrecoverydrink.com/tjg and use code TJG for 20% off. Summer Mary and Winter Mary approved.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The VPR premiere may have been underwhelming to some but watching Jax and Britney propose at a fast food restaurant was satisfying to Mary. The Dallas reunion felt like a New Year’s Eve party and a screaming match. In New Jersey, Nonno and Jackie were the breakout stars, with None taking shots after surgery, and Jackie calling out Tre for not controlling her husband--that's why he is at camp. Oh and RHOC happened too... Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Care/Of Vitamins. Use code TJG for 25% off your monthly order at www.takecareof.com. #CareOfPartner  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Dallas finale had a special guest star: Satan, we mean Leeanne...but come on, she was legit possessed. We are Team Brandi&Stephanie. We were so nostalgic for this frat party. The RHOC reunion was explosive. The OG of the OC starts cocaine rumors and calls Kelly God a bad mom. We were not impressed with the Jersey girls in Oklahoma and thought it was rather boring. On Below Deck, Chandler and Caroline both exit the boat...come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by Morning Recovery. Use code 'TJG' for 20% off of your order at www.morningrecoverydrink.com/TJG.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We may be taking the Thanksgiving week off with live viewing, but we got you with an all new BONUS episode of TJG to listen to on your long drive to see family. We discuss the ICONIC Table Flip of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 1 Episode 6. Was Danielle fighting an uphill battle? Did Dina really show the book? Why was Caroline's hair cut that way? Did Jacqueline start the rift in the Laurita clan by sticking up for Danielle? Did Danielle really throw up and have diarrhea for 3 weeks straight? Come judge with us and see! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Head over to www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' to take advantage of Black Friday/Cyber Sunday with their super cute clothing and accessories. We are obsessed!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Is LVP officially out of the 90210? Why wasn’t she is Paris with the other girls? Is Denise a full time housewife? How did VPR get a Vogue spread? Are they the modern day Friends cast? Do we like Lala’s Rand? Should the Tres Abuelas officially retire from the OC? Are you Team Tre and Nonno or Team Melissa and Joe Gorga? Did Mark Deuber redeem himself this week? Did we need to see his infamous D? Is Brandi too paranoid about Leanne? Come judge with us. This week's episode is sponsored by Morning Recovery. You can go to www.morningrecoverydrink.com/TJG and use code 'TJG' for 20% off. Summer Mary swears by it.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

One of us enjoyed the RHONJ premiere and the other thought they were reusing stories lines...Teresa as a body builder--thanks Tamra for the inspiration. Marge Sr. getting vaj rejuvenated just like Stephanie Hollman and Kelly Dodd. Melissa and Tre fighting again... haven’t seen that before. Meanwhile, we thought we were watching an episode of Botched instead of RHOC. So much plastic! In Copenhagen, D’Andra and Kam go into it leading to Leeanne to pop off. Why are they all Team Leeanne?! Come judge with us! P.S. Courtney's passion takes over again and she is WORKING ON IT OK!? P.P.S. We forgot to mention Marge's housekeeper in the episode! Somebody needs to take her from housekeeper to housewife because this betch is a STAR! This week's podcast is sponsored by Teami Blends. Go to www.teamiblends.com and use code 'JUDGEY' for 25% off orders of $24.99 or more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The VPR trailer is ready for your viewing pleasure. This is probably the only time you will see LVP on film since she won’t film for RHOBH. We breakdown all the Halloween costumes of the Housewives--Lisa Rinna killed it as Erika Jayne. In Jamaica, Shannon still is missing and the girls worry about her “health”. We also get to see the woman try to twerk and please, please make it stop!. Meanwhile in Dallas, Dee goes into Mama mode and will defend D'Andra till the end of time. Kam thinks D'Andra is being a psycho not showing up for wedding dress shopping for Leeanne. We get acquainted with the 90 Day Fiancé couples and can’t get enough of these crazies. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by www.morningrecoverydrink.com. Use code 'TJG' for $5 off!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Courtney is back and we have so much to catch up on...Mario was caught filming on RHONY this week; RHOC is filming the reunion; LVP is NOT filming RHOBH?! We go down to Jamaica and see Shannon unravel and the girls accuse her of having a drinking problem. In Dallas, D'Andra is also accused of a drinking problem and is warned by the Westcotts to be cautious with the company you keep aka Brandi. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by Teami Blends. Use code 'JUDGEY' for 15% off their detox mask at www.teamiblends.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Travel back to us with us to season one, episode 9 , of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, THE DINNER PARTY FROM HELL! We breakdown this episode 8 years later. Between Allison Dubois, the morally corrupt Faye Resnick, and Camille Grammar stirring the pot we can't get enough. Come judge with us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Without Courtney from LA, Mary from the Bay invited her sister Colleen to judge with her. Enjoy the Mahoney girls breaking down Juicy Joe's deportation, Bethenny's new man plus her drunken insta stories from the Berkshires, Mary's review of Erika Jayne concert, or was it Magic Mike? We also deep dive into 90 Days Fiance, Colleen is an expert. Come judge with us! Sponsored by www.morningrecoverydrink.com use code TJG for $5 off your purchase. This is Summer Mary's go to if she wants to enjoy a few cocktails.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

You asked for it, so we went in on Before the 90 Days: 90 Day Fiancé. On RHOC, we got to see Vicki scream into Steve’s ear on a Harley, plus Shannon grab her fat on national television. We also got duped into watch Play by Play again because it recorded RHOC as a 90 minute viewing. We do not like this, Bravo! Meanwhile in Dallas, the kids stole the show and D’Andra got Leeanne back for that $200 comment by asking if Rich is faithful. Come judge with us and meet Summer Mary THIS Sunday night at 21st Amendment in SF. This week’s podcast is sponsored by www.MorningRecoveryDrink.com. Use code ‘TJG’ for $5 off your order.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Breaking news this week with an official T-Rav arrest in Charleston. We tell a heart warming story from a Juror with Stephanie Hollman about her husbands childhood. Is Lou drinking again? We give you the Play by Play on Jerry O’Connell and his cohosts. In Orange County we are Team Gina this week and won’t let these OG’s attack her. Do the tres amigas need to adios? Meanwhile in Dallas, nothing happened...besides Leanne’s crocodile tears. Won’t you judge with us? Sponsored by Teami blends www.teamiblends.com Try the Green Tea Detox Mask that we are obsessed with! Use code JUDGEY for 15% off.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Is Bravo in a weird lull? Where are all the shows? This week allowed us to go more detailed into the current housewives of OC & Dallas. We talk the current drama of Shannon & Tamra vs Emily. Have we finally both turned on Shannon? Are we over her antics? Do we love the new girls? The answer to all is YES! Courtney is then joined by her roommate, Tiffany, who you may all remember from before. She tried really hard to be sober, but failed due to an incident she tells us about. She gives her opinions on all the Dallas girls and we agree that D’Andra needs to enjoy being married to a hot man and just BE RICH. Come judge with us! This week’s podcast is sponsored by Teami Blends and their amazing Detox Face Mask. Use code JUDGEY for 15% off at www.teamiblends.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss lots of hard hitting news this week: Teresa divorcing? Skinny Girl fat tax on jeans? Tammy Sue moving? Steve Gold has a girlfriend? Ryan Serhant still doesn't know Mary? Jax is hot again? Denise Richards gets married? Jenni doesn't work for Jeff Lewis? Doritos is a jerk and hates puppies? Mary was actually Team Tammy Sue this week? We love Stephanie Hollman? Cary and Boober Deuber are the worst? Come judge with us! This week's episode is sponsored by Care/Of Vitamins. Use code TJG for 25% off your monthly order at www.takecareof.com. #CareOfPartner  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

And just like that, the Real Housewives of New York is officially over. We didn’t get our Sag Harbor sit down like we wanted, but Lu did make an appearance on WWHL to do a mini reLUnion. We still can't understand why 75% of "people" are Team Bethanny. After more information about her program, we want Teddi to hold us accountable; it looks like Moose Knuckle T-Rav and Trashley are back together? And Lala is engaged to Turtle! (Both Jax and Scheana must be seething...) We head back to Beaver Creek to find out who is the official Queen of Dallas: Leeanne or D'Andra? Won’t you judge with us? This week's episode is sponsored by BUMBLE BFF. Download the app to find new Bravoholic BFFs just like you in your area! Head over to www.bumble.com/2JG to download and start using Bumble BFF today!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.