Two Judgey Girls

Mary & Courtney are back this week discussing Oscars dramz, some of our faves joining DWTS, what's going on with Rob Kardashian, the sad sad life Raven from The Bachelor has led so far, Lisa Rinna "owning it", why Lindsay and Everett are Montauk's version of Ronnie & Sammi from Jersey Shore, and after 4 years being in New Orleans, we can finally leave, albeit with a hangover. Also, have you had the chance to review us yet? Please do. But obviously, 5 stars only.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Courtney & Mary break down this week of fabulous reality tv. We'd like to thank Bravo for really stepping up to the plate when ABC let us down. Hometowns made us love Corinne even more and turn on Vanessa. Drag fights entertained us throughout VPR. Rinna continued her downward spiral and Mary continued to defend--but not all of her actions are defendable. And Lindsay & Everett remind us that being single isn't really that bad. Come judge with us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Guys, we are so sorry for the delay--we are like Lisa Rinna and blaming something else, which is the storm in LA. We travel to Bimini to spend some time with the new Bachelorette, #progress! Our VIP, Kyle Cooke, turns 34, and we THRIVED when Katie Maloney got hit in the head with mardi gras beads. Did we mention that this marriage is doomed?!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joe Simpson's appearance on Vanderpump Rules has Mary & Courtney reminiscing about the good ole days. Mary tries to defend Lisa Rinna, but she just needs to OWN IT! Is anybody making it through The Bachelor without falling asleep? And do we have to say much more than... KYLE COOKE!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Do we love James Kennedy? You bet we do! Mary & Courtney are back discussing how boring The Bachelor is, debating whether or not Courtney and Nick share a lisp, laughing at how thirsty these side players are for James, loving how amazing Kyle Cooke remains to be, and hating on why Eden is THE WORST! Also, we went on location to The Flag and avoided Sea Org members. WHAT A WEEK!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mary & Courtney take a page from Erika Jayne and have zero f*@ks to give this week as they discuss Corinne and The Bachelor, Team Rinna v Team Vanderpump, why Jax would ever agree to a roast, and why Kyle is the perfect piece of a Bravo-sliced pie. And guys, lets get #freetom trending please. We're worried about him!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

EVERYBOOOOOODY, Courtney and Mary are back this week talking about The Bachelor (:40), Vanderpump Rules (17:40), Summer House (23:38) and a bit of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (28:57). Oh, and did you know that Mary loves former fatties? Enjoy!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mary and Courtney are back! This week we discuss all the madness of the Golden Globes (2:05), the dalliances on The Bachelor (9:02), and the beautiful disaster that is Vanderpump Rules & Summer House (20:45). Thanks for judging with us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Courtney and Mary embark on the latest and "most controversial" season of The Bachelor.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.