What It Is! With Miles & Kenny

Kenny's on vacation this week in Québec. While Kenny's eating his weights worth in Timbits, Miles is posting a hilarious conversation he had with his grandparents, Herb & Dawn. Originally recorded for the show "Power Source Podcast," Miles talks to his Nana and Papa about the infamous "Medway House," Papa's desire to work in radio, machete wielding children, and being sexually active in their old age and so much more. Cool your jets, gather around the good stuff, and listen to treasured family tales and revelations never uttered before!

Miles and Kenny are back in the swing of things with a regular episode.. finally! After a few stressful weeks, they need to blow off some steam! Listen as they recap the live show and discuss all that went awry! Hear the details of Cammo’s bachelor party and find out who was an unsuspecting sharp shooter! Kenny sleeps next to a giant nest of bees, Miles sees his heroes in the flesh, Kenny’s vacation gets ruined, a creep tries to swing a threesome with Miles, Kenny loses sleep over a new obsession, Miles and Kenny talk about some interesting Instagram finds, and as usual we wrap with some unsent texts! Settle down with your favorite podcast, as it finally feels like home again.

To celebrate the passing of 100 episodes, Miles & Kenny do what they've always wanted to do and record in front of a live studio audience. The boys review Taco Bell food and interpret Unsent Texts while being visited by people from the future as well as Jørn and Neil from the Grocery Stair! Special guests Anthony, Wild and Wacky Wood Man, Cammo, and Tommy Sharp tell treasured stories from the past new and old. Listen to their first, and possibly last, performance live at the Eisner Award winning comic store, Comicazi, recorded on July 22nd in Somerville Massachusetts.

Miles and Kenny are celebrating another 50 episodes of What it Is! With Miles & Kenny by giving you a best of! This episode is a retrospective of some of the greatest moments from the last 49 episodes of What it Is! Remember great moments in What it Is! history such as: Miles pretending to have sex so his neighbors admire him, super friend Jake beating the hell out of their friends, Slut Mike and his weird bodily functions, pregnant keg stands, fapping to Buddy Holly, using period blood to attract sharks, a live reading of Miles's first story he wrote as a child, using Kenny's dad as the Internet, sex pigs, being killed over lunch, someone who fights people with half a nunchuck stuck in their butt, and so much more! Enjoy these great moments of your favorite podcast, What it Is! With Miles & Kenny

Saddle up for high adventure that's beyond compare as these deuce daring dudes deftly defy the chills of Mount Douche. Miles talks about the scam that is adventurehunt.co, why his inbox is flooded with pictures of children, and why a female comic and an adult Disney nerd give him the douche chills. Kenny talks about a redneck he's in love with, a strange picture message he received, and some recent shagging music he's discovered. The dashing dauntless duo drive their dulcet demeanor right into your ear pussy and bring this creaky flight in for a landing by wrapping up 50 episodes the only way they know how, making you laugh by making themselves laugh.

In an effort to provide Miles and Kenny with appropriate time to plan for their upcoming LIVE SHOW on July 22 at Comicazi in Somerville, MA!!! The boys have decided to release the second installment of Kenny and Woody's Halloween commentary. Enjoy even more drunken remarks on this horror film favorite, Halloween 2.

The boys phone it in this week. Literally! Miles & Kenny have a great phone conversation about serious topics such as Miles's struggle with bringing up serious topics and Kenny's work life balance. They even out the seriousness with funny stories about an angry alcoholic prophetic British guy, the nicest asshole they've ever met, peddling their wares online, an Albert update, and dining in the dark. Note: We apologize for the inferior audio quality on this episode. Kenny failed to adequately check his levels prior to recording, which has resulted in a punishment of being forced to eat Chickstars for every meal for the next two weeks.

Show up drunk and early this week folks.. as Miles and Kenny discuss some not so great new taco bell food. Hear about Kenny’s car accident with a guy who was also involved in a crash with Miles 12 years ago! The boys discuss the return of Twin Peaks, Kenny muses on 13 Reasons Why and Riverdale and apparently becomes a 14 year old girl. The story of “Chicken Wing” is told, learn about connections between movies you never knew existed, and listen to Miles interpret the drawings of a revered and now deceased schizophrenic. Miles debunks a popular myth about spiders and we come to define another important unsent text message.

Miles and his girlfriend Jessica tell you all about their trip to South Africa! You'll hear about: getting robbed, groped, and hunted! They saw poop, heard poop and got pooped on! They swim with great white sharks, drove fast, and got a sun rash! Hear about the smash and grab hotspot, the ball sacs of the sea, and providing your own chum! That's barely the tip of the ice berg! Break out your instant coffee because this is a long one!

In this special episode listen to Kenny and Woody give incredibly drunk commentary while watching John Carpenter’s Halloween. This episode was originally recorded for Kenny’s Controlled Substance.

All aboard the What it Is! With Miles & Kenny podcast train! Next stop… South Africa! Well, for Miles that’s what it is! Hear with almost complete certainty the last episode featuring Miles before he is killed by South African poisonous darts! The blonde bombers detonate on PC culture; Miles discusses changes to some of his other projects, awkward encounters while out with his girlfriend, being “veggie-aware”, The Terminator terminating an internet troll, and an offensively inoffensive license plate. Kenny muses on The Bruins making the playoffs, an Albert update, liberally indoctrinating colleges, basement floods, and his mother’s poorly timed April Fools prank. The show is wrapped with a text segment featuring descriptions of some supremely douchy greeting cards. Listen along and enjoy the outrage!

Them What it Is! boys are back at it again. Kicking off the show, the boys review a new Taco Bell product, the spicy Triple Double Crunchwrap® from Taco Bell. Miles & Kenny talk about horrific topics such as the real life murders that inspired Twin Peaks, a creepy ad for a free ticket to Coachella, anxiety from working on horror movie trailers, and double standards in rape culture. Miles talks about his high school guidance counselor who was a former Playboy Playmate, and also teaches Kenny about hookworm; and how it was a leading cause for why people from the south are stereotyped as lazy and stupid! To end the show, the boys fap with Buddy Holly and fart in hookers faces with Chuck Berry. Yeehaw!

Miles and Kenny welcome The Wild and Wacky Woodman back to the show! The trio discuss a bevy of bountiful topics including updates on Woody’s eventful international life! Hear tales of speakeasy’s in Dublin, tragic misunderstandings at Miles’ basement office, Kenny’s cable company strife, smart condoms, perspectives on relationships and children, a phone call from an esteemed author, a slew of Weird News, and a hilarious installment of the accent game to bring it all home! Come grab a pint and join us at the speakeasy!

Follow the Mt. Wachusett access road to the land of claws! Kenny and his wife Julie live in Massachusetts, where mysteriously warm Winter weather transports them in the land of Wachusett. While searching their way home they meet a sleuth of bears. Escape is impossible and death is imminent from these ferocious creatures in this hilarious story. While Kenny fends off bears, Miles gets the courage to travel to Africa where he fends off lions. The boys try and return home but are thwarted by invisible aliens jerking off on them and car companies stealing their jokes. Our heroes tap their ruby boat shoes together three times and repeat, "There's no place like home," and return to sex in the kitchen, Halloween box sets, and where Zima flows like a river. No place like home indeed.

Kevin The Ol’ Cyclone Himmelwright stops by to promote his new album, “Wandering Geese” and discuss life as a vagrant.

Miles and Kenny welcome Anthony back to the show after an extended absence! The tenacious trio tackle tons of topics! Including: the profitable business of selling urine, seeing old characters from the past, which leads to more hilarious café stories! Kenny's Halloween film saga continues, and the trio muse over their mixed feelings on collecting things. There’s some philosophizing about comedy, more dad dreams, and talk about traditions. We find out What it Is! with Anthony and hear about Kenny’s issues with the ice! There’s mental illness at the gym, weird news, and the accent game to round out this trifecta of all around awesomeness.

This is the way the year begins, not with a bang but a whimper. Fly the podcast art below the top of your devices folks, out of respect for Miles, whose boner was cockblocked. Hear the tragic story of a erect penis that had so much promise. Kenny gets some great feedback about why people like the show and what he can be doing better. Miles applies to become an FBI agent and exercises with an aging local celebrity DJ. Miles turns Kenny onto the show "Channel Zero" while Kenny goes into debt expanding his Halloween movie collection.

Holy crap on a mountain, water heads! Miles and Kenny celebrate 3 years of podcasting prowess! Hear, hear! Hear a further retelling of the formative years of your henotic hosts! Including never before discussed details of the circumstances surrounding the girl who made Miles and Kenny mortal enemies. Hear a childhood romance unfold in pen pal letters from 1996. Learn about Miles’ enormous childhood endowment, Kenny dating 2 lesbians by the 5th grade, relics of the castle that once stood in the spot of Kenny’s childhood home, Kenny’s tumultuous Northbridge years involving a mutant middle-schooler, Miles’ life-changing celebrity dream, childhood celebrity crushes and actual real life crushes. Stick with this one, because you won’t want to miss the elephantine ending when Miles reveals how he received the nickname “Spike” just before reading aloud the HILARIOUS first story he ever wrote. This is an all-around-epic anniversary episode!

Miles had a white Christmas ;)while Kenny had a fright this Christmas. Kenny witnesses a shooting and Miles finally started to. Kenny talks about growing out of debauchery while Miles talks about growing into it. These II boyz became men this year. Listen, to hear the jolly details and some other hilarious content like funny Christmas wish lists and unsent text messages!

Miles and Kenny welcome Tommy Sharp and Co. from Look Sharp Inc. to discuss music, comedy, operating a comic shop, vandalizing schools, a jail on an island, buying people for a human terrarium, finger puppets, and the importance of Word ’95. Meet a cast of characters including The General Manager who makes an important offer, and Mark from The Pizzaheads who came from another dimension to confront Miles on an embarrassing mistake. Hear new music by Look Sharp and The Pizzaheads as well as a very special treat from the vaults.