What It Is! With Miles & Kenny

This Thanksgiving, the tremendous trendy twosome talk turkey and thanks. Thrill as Miles tells the tale of getting stuck in a fence with his girlfriend in front of John Kerry's house! Turn away as Miles & Kenny throw shade at Westworld, Walking Dead, and Beavis and Butt-Head! Kenny almost gets in a fight with his neighbor while learning how to be a better one. Kenny tries to talk about Kanye West while Miles tries to avoid it. Miles reads off some weird news about the passing of the oldest known woman, a man who punched a shark, and an old man mooning a lady. We're thankful for this loony world we live in and for all of you who listen. Happy Holidays, everyone!

Join Miles and Kenny on a super mega awesome telephone conversation episode. Kenny has some cookie problems and Miles has an officially major super awesome life announcement. Kenny has a dream about Miles threatening the police with cardboard and finds out there’s more truth to it than expected. We get into some Weird News, discuss President Elect Donald Trump, trying to be healthy and creating a work-life balance. We wrap up with more Weird News and Unsent Texts.

A hidden love story buried beneath a conversation about poop and porn. Miles talks about a girl he likes and questions changing the course of his future to be with her, all the while discussing how damaging public opinions, political correctness and porn can be, and also talking about how great The Cosby Show was.

This week Miles and Kenny dive into digital audio ecstasy! Hear about Miles’ new profession as an underwater pornographer! The boys discuss their mutual love of mint chocolate chip ice cream, Miles’ unexpected and controversial role in a student film, taking women’s panties, a ‘Hung’ update, and Music by Jidenna and Kid ’n Play. Hear about punks, wizards, Rodeo Rob, and a Thanksgiving Special on this week’s old Voice Memos. There’s an elderly woman arrested, twisted Instagram profile, and an alleged Canadian rapist named ‘Porkchop’ on this week’s Weird News. Another guest Unsent Text interpretation, as well as new Unsent Texts! How could you ask for more?!?!?!

A very special intimate phone episode where Miles & Kenny open up to each other about their feelings of vulnerability and inadequacy. A more serious episode in content, but peppered with laughs throughout. Note: We apologize for the short episode this week. Our original recording was damaged significantly and we tried our best to salvage what we could. In the end this is all we could salvage. We're working on solving the problem and hope to have it fixed for future episodes.

The blonde boys blast through a blitzkrieg of what can only be described as blue collar b-sides of the voice memos that Kenny used to send to Miles. Miles reads some weird news about a sexsomniac while Kenny gets giddy about the Blade Runner sequel. Note: We apologize for the short episode this week. Our original recording was damaged significantly and we tried our best to salvage what we could. In the end this is all we could salvage.

Join Miles and Kenny on a journey to a fantastical fantasy land where private tinder messages are read aloud for their comedic value and bathroom remodels revert us to a sense of childlike wonderment when we cannot find the correct tools for our dad. A land where train heists are plotted and ovens become weapons. Beware the maxi pad fashions and hostile Uber drivers in this land, and beware the knife swallowers and heart eating children. If you can escape the crickets loose on the subway you might find yourself on a vacation to Mars. Immerse yourself in 80’s hair metal and decode the unsent text messages for a vestige of hope that you may return to the reality from whence you came.

Kenny catches up with Miles this episode and asks what he's been up to. Turns out, he's been up to a lot! Miles talks about how he applied to grad school, met a girl, and had sex! The boys go back in time ten years ago and talk about the last girlfriend Miles had, a knife fight they witnessed, and having sex with a scarecrow. Join us for a very Miles-ful episode and find out how many pumps constitutes sex!

Kenny talks about horror movies he's excited about, new women's boat shoes he's strutting around in and that he's going broke from all the cat dishes he has to buy. Miles brings you weird news like poop walkers in the Olympic event "Race War", raging over too cheesy grilled cheese, magical waterwheels where sex pigs shoot laser guns, a feud his friend is in with Patton Oswalt, and yelling at cats while high on weed, and much more!

Miles and Kenny break down the fargin walls of podcasting this week with another phone episode! Learn about Ron and his constant desire to kill something, Kenny's multiple personalities at work, too many TV watching options, weird news, cosplay weirdness, Miles' movie idea being played out in real life, and an already deciphered unsent text! Note: If you would like to hear the hilarious story of the "Pups McNutt" movie Miles wants to make, please listen to the beginning of episode #20: R-Rated Kids' Movie

This week, more privileged middle class white straight males don't ask for consent to enter your holes. In this case, your ear holes! Kenny talks about current topics like Pokémon GO and Stranger Things. Miles discusses strange things too, like weird and messed news, including: a baby who gives birth at 6 years old, out of touch Taco Bell executives, chicken coup brothels, heroin addicted children and violence over spilled queso and stolen beer and much more!

Miles takes a backseat this episode as Kenny's brother Ryan joins the show to talk about an 'almost' biker brawl that 'almost' took place on the 4th of July. We discover the race of Emilaay's baby, discuss dating websites, take a call from a HxC investment firm, listen to some new music, decode unsent texts and hear some truly top notch voice memos from the old flip phone!

Welcome to Miles and Kenny’s very first official dude head telephone recorded episode business! The dynamic dyad go back to their roots and record a more intimate episode from the comforts of their individual dwellings. Hear explained the long history and importance of telephone conversations as an origin for the podcast. This more relaxed setting offers greater potential for the revelation of secrets that would not otherwise be told! Assume your position as a dedicated eavesdropper and take a much more personal glimpse into the interactions of two official down ass dude heads!

What happened in Vegas didn't end up staying in Vegas, Miles incriminates himself whilst talking about his vacation/networking trip to sin city where he partied with Scrillex! He also congratulates his old boss by reminding him of his past failures. Kenny questions #tealizard, Orlando madness and why he was given $32,000, but that's none of Miles's business. This episode sponsored by the new The Grocery Stair Compton location.

Join Miles and Kenny on a live streaming journey as they broadcast their show to all of Brazil for the very first time! Hear listener comments read in real time and a very special Albert Update; complete with a yard full of dog poop and exploding trash! Kenny discusses having a severe allergic reaction and handing his pee to a stranger. The boys talk dating younger women and moms, Miles’ awkward encounter with Holly Miranda, the locker room scene in "Carrie", and “rippin’ beers”. There’s a phone call from prison, and the show wraps with more hilarious voice messages from Miles’ old phone before an early ending to attend an outing with Kevin Smith.

Whether you're getting handjos at home or out with your friends, let this podcast provide your soundtrack. Listen to the dulcet tones of two men discussing degrading hand jobs and the future of music while receiving phone calls from a man who beats up his dad. Miles talks about showing his Californian friends the real Boston; crappy Irish dive bars. Kenny talks about being employable as he slips into a rib comas during interviews.

It’s the last time for a long time that you’ll hear Dippin’ the Dog Dave and Dr. Lauren on the show because they’re moving to Utah to become Mormon! Learn all about the events leading up to their decision to convert; such as: Miles completing his first short film, dealing with bad puns, Miles’ involvement in a lesbian wedding, why gay people are more confident than straight people openly discussing their sexuality, being under-educated on LGBT issues, Kenny’s experience walking at graduation, unhealthy food options, "Dave's" of the new, and the first words each of us would say after waking from a coma. Hear the very first group deciphering of Kenny’s unsent texts with a bonus interpretation of an odd message Kenny received in a graduation card.

These podcastin’ pals pontificate and punch their way through the future in this episode! These controversial cousins see the singer/songwriter, Jonah Matranga play live halfway through the episode and then come back to discuss his impact on them and their circle of friends. Miles becomes a bridesman at his cousin’s wedding and questions whether blatant racism from the mouth of a man in a dress is okay. Kenny continues to struggle with preparing for life outside of school by listening to awful rap tunes and creating funny text messages for Miles to decipher. Miles has a run-in with the cops while shooting a movie, we meet the only celebrity from Milford, and continue to be little boys by holding our dad’s flashlights while the real men do all the work!

Miles and Kenny reflect on ways they’ve changed over the years. Kenny finds out that a student died at his college while Miles discusses disrupting a meeting at work. The boys ponder how many times you can jerk off in a day and we hear about Miles’ short film idea involving time travel. We get into a mother/son sex story, which leads to a discussion about whether you should have sex with family members (you shouldn’t). Miles reads some offensive text messages he sent to Emilaay and the boys decipher more of Kenny’s unsent texts to Miles; this time with a special guest interpreter!

The boys talk about grad school this week specifically about how Kenny is graduating while Miles might be entering! Kenny meets a real life Hamburglar and transforms clouds with his mind, while Miles tells the story of the steamy hott sexual encounter he had with a republican in public. Oh LàLà!