Miserable Retail Slave

Big news, huge news/ Bananas/ Ranty. B from The Retail Rant podcast (@The_Retail_Rant)/ The Cartoon Rant/ The Regular World 10: Laugh Hard, Play Hard/Armchair Producer Update/Being a hero/ Sidebar!/ Beauty and the Ghoul/ Missed Connections/ Feet are gross/Male Enhancement Coach/ Randy's Tony Stark/ @DosBrosRadio/ Tommy, the video game villain/ Miserable Addiction Slave/ Stanley Pubrick @pubealert/More online dating/ Some people search for Jet Li/ Shakespeare on OK Cupid/ kids   Accessorygeeks.com! Go visit them! They are the place to go for all of your geeky technology needs. If you enter in the promo code: party5, you can get 13% off your order. BONUS: Free shipping always

Bad Audio Quality. Deal With It!/ Car Ride/ Tommy, the Human Mic Stand/ Kids toys from movies in the ‘80s/ The Punisher's back/ Flint, Michigan's other important issue/Daniel Radcliffe's Farting Corpse Movie, Swiss Army Man/ The movie, The Lobster/ Hey, Girl. Hey/ More online dating/ Miss Elizabeth/ Randy might be getting Catfished/ Wrestling/ The End of Real Life Was The End of Mick Foley/ The Highest grossing movie in China, Monster Hunter/ The Regular World 9: Tommy Doesn’t Know/The night Kevin Nash almost killed Randy/ Stripparaoke = stripping + karaoke

Kids named after presidents/ Tinder swipes/ Super Like/ Randy's ugly face/ Self Esteem vampire/ my girlfriend has skills/ Living to be 117/ the Water Crisis in Flint, Michigan/ the Flint River/ Cher donates water to Flint/ Michael Moore and his Time magazine article   Accessorygeeks.com! Go visit them! They are the place to go for all of your geeky technology needs. If you enter in the promo code: party5, you can get 13% off your order. BONUS: Free shipping always

The Gum Factor/ The Urban Legend of Tommy/ Updates in Online Dating Misadventures/ Tommy trumps a headliner/ A resolution to the hot one-smart one dilemma/ The story of Dirty Diana/ A go fund me account from Randy's romantic life/ The Ballad of Snake Eyes/ 97%/ Tommy fails to help out/ The Regular World 7: Experience This/ Swiping/ Tinder   Accessorygeeks.com! Go visit them! They are the place to go for all of your geeky technology needs. If you enter in the promo code: party5, you can get 13% off your order. BONUS: Free shipping always

The Popcorn Trick: Plot holes in Star Wars + SPOILERS/ Bennedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange/ Recycled Actors/ Guns N Roses reunites with Slash/ Rest in Peace, Lemmy/ Our 10 favorite movies of 2015/ The Rock/ The bathroom habits of The Walking Dead/ Paul won’t see Ant Man/ Making a Murderer on Netflix

A Compilation of some of our “best” bits/ Superman’s Super Senses/ Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet/ we talked about online dating YEARS ago/ Writing a Nicholas Sparks movie/ Randy's death embarrassment/ iBola/ Tommy Meets Kid Rock/ Randy almost meets Brian Posehn/ Centaur droppings/ Tommy takes the "How British Are You?" Quiz/ A Girl Named Ka/ A Stolen Soul   ALSO: Head over to accessorygeeks.com and enter in the promo code "party5" to get 13%! They have high quality, customizable phone cases for your Androids and iPhones, plus other essentials like ear buds and bluetooth speaker. As always, they provide FREE shipping!!

  Singing to yourself/ Top Dog Randy/ A DECEMBER RAINBOW/ Facebook Wars/ Producer Fight/ Donald Trump vs. Vince McMahon at Wrestlemania: hair vs. hair match/ What happened with Sunshine Whiskey and Gold Diggins?/ The Brady Bunch/ That Puberty Moment/ Tommy hates Star Wars and has never even seen it/ Impromptu Guest: Ranty B from The Retail Rant podcast/ Anti-social media/An online dating conundrum. Personality vs. The Hot Thing/ Missed Connections/Tommy leaves a date/ Suede-headed/Howard Stern/A Nice Pair of Blurs/ The Chewing Straw Diet/The Regular World 6   Shoutouts: The Retail Rant (@The_Retail_Rant), Podern Family (@podernfamily), Classy Little Podcast (@Classy_Podcast), The Irreverent Rantings Podcast (@IrreverentRant), This Is a Podcast (@Thisisa_podcast)   ALSO: Head over to accessorygeeks.com and enter in the promo code "party5" to get 13%! They have high quality, customizable phone cases for your Androids and iPhones, plus other essentials like ear buds and bluetooth speaker. As always, they provide

Fuel for the Soul/ Tommy's on Couch Party and The Retail Rant podcasts/ Kids on Leashes/ Macho Man Randy Savage/ Dolphin on Toast/British Man eats a dead dolphin for Christmas/ Miley Cyrus/ All Craigs have ill Intentions/ Borat on Jimmy Kimmel/ Bill Flip-Cellphone/ More adventures in online dating/ Pet Peeves/ Lolo, The One Who Got Away/ Ok Cupid/ Win-Loss Record/ Snooty and The Wish/ Introducing Sunshine Whiskey and Gold Diggins/ Double Duty/ Fur Babies/ Gradening/ The Legion of Doom/ The Irreverent Rantings podcast (@IrreverentRant)

SPECIAL GUEST, TRB FROM THE RETAIL RANT PODCAST: LONG SHOW/ The Deadman's Liquor/ Lil Jon's words/ Lyrics Song/ Tommy's birthday/ American Ultra and Daffy Duck/ TRB is a master impressionist/ Zimbabwe's Mr Ugly Contest/ Flint, Michigan/ MouseMingle/ Tommy got bullied as an adult/ Gym etiquette and Dino Bravo/ Updates on online dating and Blowdog/ The Unintended Consequences of putting it all out there/ Sexy is Way Gone/ Further online dating adventures/ Is it Creepy or is it Romantic?/Mrs. Ed/ Lolo, The One Who Got Away/ TRB's Tom Brokaw/ Rob Liefeld/ We learn about Scott Weiland’s passing live on the show/ TRB met Dave Grohl/ Yoda is a green monster     Still need to finish your Christmas shopping? Use promo code "party5" at http://accessorygeeks.com for 13% off everything! Free shipping!

Yo Mama/ Tommy brags/ Broken Uterus/ Condom emoji/An Update on Snake Eyes/ Seattle Amanda joins the show/ Mulders/ The levels of the nerd kingdom/ Dark Auras/ Beige Curtains/Charming butterfly/ Mickey Trammel/ Yahoo Answers/ Homework Assignment

Bizarro Tooth Fairy/ Ranty B and The Retail Rant podcast/ An unexpected adventure/ the saga of Operation: Snake Eyes begins/ Emo Alvin & The Chipmunks/ We watch things (Anthony Jeselnick: Thoughts and Prayers, Finders Keepers)/ Friday the 13th/ A fighting game we’d like to see

Rowdy Roddy Piper's Sleeper Hold/ People Shouldn't Fly/ The 5-Mile High Club/ Looking Pensive/ Movers and Shakers/ No More Horror Movie Icons/ Freddy Krueger/ Movie Talk: It Follows, Crimson Peak, Knock Knock/ Miley Cyrus Nude Concert/ Tommy has never heard of Supergirl/ Tommy's bar fight/ The Most Dangerous Animal/ The Walking Dead (spoiler alert) died?

Adulting/ Seeing the leaves change colors/ The awkwardness of funerals and making Tommy uncomfortable/ the average person/ Swedish kids show makes song with dancing tampons/ Playboy loses the nudes/ Tommy rages against the Internet/ Randy tweets at the wrong John Goodman/ Randy fails at girls/ Missed Connections

This week: Adult Haunted Houses/ Ghosts aren't scary these days/ It's too easy to take a selfie/ Nasally voices/ Hunter fends off bear by shoving his arm down its throat/ Rating people on the Peeple app/ Donald Trump vs. Keith Richards vs. Montgomery Burns/ Colonel Sanders meets The Flash/ The Maxi-Pad Bandit/ Yahoo Answers/ Missed Connections

Staff Sergeant/ Tommy’s weird on coffee/ Charlie Brown analysis/ Iron Will and Cool Runnings/ the Prince of Podcasts/ Tommy’s Ghostly Dog/ Is Tommy the Best IN the Midwest/ Dating advice: does the guy always pay?/Bob Dylan speaks/Tommy SPOILS The Visit/ Erase your life/ Tommy doesn’t know how things work/Bored with Netflix/ People Make People/ Lady Zaza/Catastrophe/I have this pill joke/Portly

THE TOP 15 BEST MOVIE SOUNDTRACK SONGS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD EVER/The Popcorn Trick/3-star/ CREED and the continuation of Rocky/ the problems with the Rocky timeline/ Godzilla vs. King Kong/superhero movies/ Paul hates Guardians of the Galaxy/Demolition vs. The Lobster/ The Challenge/ Soundtrack Soungs   Intro "Gangsta" - Bushwalla

WEIRD SHOW. Netflix and Chill/ Washington gives birth to hip things/ Randy’s Gun Leg/ Podcast showdown/ Tommy’s day of responsibility/ Chicken/ VMAs/ Caitlyn/ Tommy’s transgender name/ Hamsters in the Military/ Miley Fan ‘Cast/ Isolated vocals/ People watch Netflix/ Special Guest: Arnold/ Stephen Colbert/ New patron saint of MRS/ Contest to win Tommy’s flip phone/ Tommy argues with Conan the Destroyer

Scratch off ticket/ Beaver tails/ eating Mr Ed/ Scenario/ Meeting the dad/ Best in the Midwest/ Pooductivity/ It Never Stops/ Playing with people’s hair/ Rattlesnake selfie/bear beer snob/ the incident

Mysterious Wigwam and the trash collector man/ Do people have memories?/YouTube channels/ Bee Mouth/ Breathe Responsibly/ The Notebook: The TV Series/ KFC Memories Bucket/ Cull the sharks/ Sharks with Vendettas/Tommy reviews Pixels/ I am Chris Farley/ Haha vs LOL/ Cyborg Activism/ Tommy doesn’t know what a reboot is/ 1989 bad/ Man goes on vacation, becomes goat. UPDATE/Adam Sandberger

The Man Who Laughs/ Mr. Church/ “Backpedaling” Thompson/ More on The Taste Buds/ Tommy saw Bryan Adams/ A new app/ Mother-in-law/ These baby stares/ Tommy has trouble with Ralph Fiennes/ The Hollywood Howdy/ The ‘80s Club/Tommy’s Home for Wayward Lads and Lassies/ More Roadhouse talk/Hulk Hogan is a racist/ The Ballad of The Traveling Hairdresser/ These kids and their slang/THE MOST EMBARRASSING STORY EVER TOLD/ The Book of The Ends/ State Shaming