Miserable Retail Slave

This week: Adult Haunted Houses/ Ghosts aren't scary these days/ It's too easy to take a selfie/ Nasally voices/ Hunter fends off bear by shoving his arm down its throat/ Rating people on the Peeple app/ Donald Trump vs. Keith Richards vs. Montgomery Burns/ Colonel Sanders meets The Flash/ The Maxi-Pad Bandit/ Yahoo Answers/ Missed Connections