Miserable Retail Slave

The things that people tell you/ “that’s crazy” is a defense mechanism/ “pull up a chair and stay awhile” acquaintances/ dream jokes/ Tommy doesn’t know Seinfeld/ Tommy saw Tim Allen/ To Frog/ The dreams of Frog Man/ Cajun Whiskey/ Greta Van Fleet/ The Larry the Cable Guy of Rock/ our phone’s are spying on us/ early mornings/ cigarette connoisseur/ Tommy’s last cigarette/ the death of the band/ what’s the earliest vivid memory that you remember? / a big fan of false memories/ the lost decades/ a story of Dude and Gary/ a Nickelodeon nose slime/ Livestream for the Cure 5 coming May 20 Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?
 
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A lack of fashion common sense/ coat problems/ say no to day drinking/ Tommy’s on the sauce and went to the Story Inn/ World Wide Web/ Tommy is amazed by telephones/ did Star Trek inspire all the technology?/ Tommy hates sci-fi but loves horror/ a horror and sci fi debate/ movie talk/ Tom Selleck runs funny/ is Alien a horror film or sci fi?/ back on the positive train/ a lack of fashion common sense revisited/ a dim memory sparks up/ “we got a flood here”/ tight around the knees/ Tommy saw the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile/ the lost decades/ a discussion about retirement/ in depth research on the state of fashion over the last 40 years/ we dress what we’re afraid of/ The return of missed connections/ Walmart Angle/ chick-fil-a talk/ dollar generals are a government conspiracy/ huge mommy what?/ You’ve entered the no fart zone/ Livestream for the Cure 5   Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemov

Unraveling a grand conspiracy/ this pandemic world/ your penicillins and your quarantines/ The claw machine/ no claw/ The Great Finnish Spongebob Famine/ don’t bubble wrap my pride/ come shop at the Wet Market. Our products are all moist/ bumper stickers/ skills are hard to come by/ Man people/ dollar store headphones/ Tommy saves a drum stick/ a return to the Retail Paradise/ Aisle vigilantes/ a full body toothache/ Tommy’s bug salad/ wing talk and Applebee’s/ listener Questions/ getting back into comedy and practicing that act again/ Livestream for the Cure 5/ questions from David the Producer and Dan from Netflix n Swill/ Tommy’s basketball skills are questioned/ what animal would your conscience be?/ Being a funny guy/ holy socks   Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?
 
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Phone germs/ untold camera tales/ Tommy the New Age Preacher/ The diary/ who’s smarter?/ a game of Price of Right/ Randy makes fun of Tommy’s philosophies/ The warrior poet of good virtue/ a hippie transformation/ going to the rock store/ 2020 didn’t exist/ The Pickle Man/ the way people say things/ Randy gets heckled for wearing a mask/ driving rants/ more gas station nonsense/ the hot dog lady/ Rolling Stone magazine/ Tommy’s not upset/ The Bomb/ Tommy’s doing comedy again/ 4-letter words   Shark vs Bear: which is deadlier?/ a different strain of bear/ lockdown traffic was the best traffic/ the legend of Two-Shot Tommy/ toe shot/ sports dads/ coaches/ post up/ shooting your shot/ Basketball is deceitful/ athletic Tommy/ no good with organized sports/ what is fun?/ car accidents/ there’s alligators in Oklahoma/ we dissect Sam Hunt’s song, “Body Like a Back Road”/ romance novel trash/ Sam Hunt’s discography/ Tommy’s goal is to make 25K/ Randy tells a joke/ Norm Macdonald/ ‘90s SNL   Check out our new comedy a

This is a weird episode. Just a warning. We bring our B- game this time!   Shark vs Bear: which is deadlier?/ a different strain of bear/ lockdown traffic was the best traffic/ the legend of Two-Shot Tommy/ toe shot/ sports dads/ coaches/ post up/ shooting your shot/ Basketball is deceitful/ athletic Tommy/ no good with organized sports/ what is fun?/ car accidents/ there’s alligators in Oklahoma/ we dissect Sam Hunt’s song, “Body Like a Back Road”/ romance novel trash/ Sam Hunt’s discography/ Tommy’s goal is to make 25K/ Randy tells a joke/ Norm Macdonald/ ‘90s SNL   Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?
 
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A cynical optimist/ a nail polish mishap/ The worst break up line ever/ poison control/ scarring kids for life/ Dads live for shoveling/ Tommy talks about Marc Maron/ I have a trauma too/ poison control is still a thing/ that one time Tommy drank kerosene/ poison control blogs/ The Reese’s Pieces Debacle/ mouthbreathing/ Tommy had a great day/ The Dalai Llama/ early bedtimes/ Tommy’s career as a wedding dj/ ruining a wedding/ ruining a club/ Bam, Bam, Bam/ social media writer/ The Heights/ my chest/ old and bloated/ nostalgia and old Wayne’s World/ Keanu Reeves and Knock Knock/ looking like an uncle/ never been cool/ Matthew mcconaughey is annoying?/ The metamorphosis/ Tom Coe is the reason Tommy is a comedian   Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?
 
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It's the second installment of the History of Unimportant Things. This time, it's the history of Bud Light mascot, Spuds Mackenzie. Names/ beer mascots/ that first sip/ beer is a pain that you inflict on yourself/ Dean of Partyology/ the origin of Spuds Mackenzie/ Senior Party Consultant/ Spuds as a sex symbol/ ayatollah partyollah/ Spudstitutes/ 80s pop culture icons/ the image of Spuds Mackenzie/ Spuds was a man/ The Myth of Spuds/ The Andy Kaufman of Dogs/ the death rumors of Spuds/ Spuds gender/ Honey Tree Evil Eye/ the end of Spuds/ Spuds and Sir Mix-a-Lot Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?
 
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Song of the Hermit Crab II/ Getting bullied and wicked wedgies/ Porker/ All animals want territory/ more Hermit Crab facts/ America’s Next Top Crab/ Never disturb Hermit crabs during the day/ greatness is not my calling just painful mediocrity/ comedian Will Green joins the show/ Will Green’s School for Wayward Youth/ Will defeats Tommy in a contest/ did you ever see Stephen King in Maine?/ Fourway/ distractions in comedy clubs/ Penis Philbin/ owning a food truck/ Foodhub/ Alan Jackson’s Chattahoochee and Will Green’s bit about it/ The trash can story/ the writing process/ Praising Mike Birbiglia/ Tommy stole Will’s joke about the Bernie Sanders meme/ an Alan Jackson fan group/ country comedians     
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Randy’s respect for authority/ the police/ shenanigans at a Seven Mary Three concert/ I was an 8-year old anarchist/ The Hulk Hogans vs The Ultimate Warriors/ the middle finger/ “Do you know we’re able to see Uranus next week?”/The why is the universe so weird?/ What’s weirder space or the deep sea?/ Tripping Octopi/ The Wallflowers of the Sea/ The Orange Man/ Two Sentence Scary Stories Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826
 
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  This is a 2-part episode! Part 2 will be released later this week. Get thrilled.   Why do you talk?/ small talk/ Small talk is the junk food of conversation/ word pox/ Turn up the fun blues/ CRAB CHEESE/ Ghetto Gouda/ small talk is a straightjacket/ Why do they make public restrooms like caves?/ Tommy’s excited to be going back on the road doing all the comedy again/ Tommy’s begging for black market vaccines/ Randy learns about PBR (professional bull riding)!/ We want to interview AEW wrestler, Jungle Boy/ A GQ article on Zendaya, plus the price of clothes/ The new Match dot com commercial with Satan/ There’s a Chevy Chase, Maryland/ Border Raid/Fakesbook/ Tommy is not a prolific TikTok filmmaker/ Tommy watched Fargo/ Tommy needs new tattoos/ happy birthday to Jonathan Davis of Korn, LL Cool J, Howard Stern/ that TRL/ we found Jennifer Love-Hewitt/ “Driver’s License” song/ Luke Combs/ Bodies By Tommy Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826
 
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This time, we interview comedian Cliff Cash about his new album “Halfway There” coming out on January 8!! We talk about van life, the end of the world, surfing, selling photographs, having side hustles as a comedian, Tommy as a Step Son of Anarchy, and whether or not the entertainment world will rebound. It's a fun conversation! Also: Adulting problems/ I saw a man get shooed/ Tommy the floormeister/ Cat Problems/ Tommy problems/ Merkin Face/ men want to look so old/ Niagara Falls all over your face/ Cats on catnip/ It gets better in your Sweet 40s!/ We talk about The Bachelor/ The Walking Human Photoshop Project/ Fat Bachelor/ The History of Unimportant Things (the hut): Kentucky Meat Shower/ Tommy’s scary story/ how eats falling meat from the sky?/ TikTom/ interview with Cliff Cash/ Talk the realm/ Chris Farley talk/ SNL talk/Tommy’s in a book   Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826
 
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This podcast wants to speak to your manager. It's a new feature to MRS - The History of Unimportant Things (The HUT), in which we look at the history behind the weirdest and irrelevant things in pop culture and beyond. You'll learn so many useless facts...you'll be such a savage the next time you go to pub trivia.   The history of Unimportant things explained/ the Karen meme is like Lil Jon/ knowing Karen’s in their natural habitats/ is the Karen haircut an evolutionary trait/ the can I speak to your manager meme/witnessing Karens in action/ who is the next Karen/ is Dane Cook responsible for Karen?/ linguists on the name “Karen”/ the popularity of the name/ the male version of Karen and Chad/ feminists on Karen/ the big business of Karen/ the Karen Halloween mask/ K-dar/ the CAREN act/ what happens when a Karen meets another Karen/ Karen: The Movie    

At ease, maggots. This time, Sgt Slaughter becomes our patron saint! He's a real American hero and followed us on twitter, so this eppy is dedicated to him. Plus, Eve 6 puts our tender heart in a blender with their endlessly fascinating Twitter account.   Welcome to the Miserable Retail Slave Show! Watch your words/ my jaw hurts/ supple/ Epiphany/ Vaping/ Joe Camel weeps/ living embodiments of our own vices/ why do people want us to try foods that they don’t like?/ A Christmas Story and sticking your tongue to a pole/ an original Harley/ Grandpa would punch tornadoes in the face/ losing your edge/ the one armed man with road rage/ Tommy gets punched in the face/ Humble in a Different Way/ Sgt Slaughter Fancast/ Sgt Slaughter is the new patron Saint of MRS/ wanting a Sgt Slaughter GI Joe/ Cobra Clutch and a Sgt Slaughter and the Camoflauge album/ Tommy fell asleep at a Neil Diamond concert/ Slotter the otter/ singing the tweets of Eve 6 Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826
 
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Snake oil salesman/ a hellable offense/ Uncle Snake Oil/ gas stations are the new Snake oil/ Yellowjackets/ gas station pizza/ spray hard/ The Lighthouse of Florida/ Tommy picks up a hitchhiker/ Lost in the memories of old VCRs/ no limits to gas station blessings/ Tweakers/ Letterkenny talk/ Dead to Me/ The Christmas Episode/ Randy misses retail/ Santa is the ultimate checks and balances for the under 10 crowd/ Headphone talk/ empowered no more/ Where is Fabio?/ Tether Claus/ we write a Die Hard Christmas song/ Tommy’s Christmas wishes/ Tom Cruise loses his mind on some crew members/ a reference to Howard Dean/ Reasons not to mess with Tom Cruise Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826
 
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Tommy talks to the Toys/ a brief history of Jimmy Olsen/ Tommy’s epic life/ Management material?/ Hands free!/ Howard Stern resigned with Sirius XM/ Bob Dylan sold his songs for $300 million, Jacob Dylan weeps/ actor and model is default career choice for celebrity offspring/ “we talk about men in their 60s”/ stop bullying Bob Dylan!/ Headline This: iron crotch Kung fu/ Always Justified/ the military men and their show of freedom/ how do you train for iron crotch Kung fu/ Tommy isn’t an improv artist/ People drive to their mailbox in their vehicles/ The Hot Coffee/ Tim Dick/ Last Man Standing and Home Improvement crossover/ Saxquatch/ Hat man or the puking comedian/ have you ever seen someone at the bar say leave the bottle?/ the hoodie is the security blanket of the B-Rabbit generation/ we don’t make fun of Covid-19!/ what a suspicious disease/ The coronavirus is not The Babadook/ Aquaman and playing chicken/ Tommy ran a category/ to vaccinate or to not vaccinate/ an 8th grader with a Mustang/ what’s life wi

The CONVENIENCE STORE lives up to its name/ The Deadliest Vice/ Adult Magazines/ Porny Claus/ Brand Redneck/ Larry the Cable Guy/ Have You heard of Godzilla Your Face/ Tommy's Jeopardy memories and RIP Alex Trebeck/ Network TV is the New Indie Underground/ Getting into TikTok/ Magnum PI and Tom Selleck's life story/ Mustache Duel/ Pure Magnum, All the Time/ Owning Hermit Crabs is a Chore/ We Pitch a Movie - VAMPIRE LOBSTERS/ Midwestern Accents that Newscasters use/ April O'Neil's sex life and Casey Jones is NOT husband material/ Sassy Sir Lancelot Crab/ Outgoing vs Shy Crabs/ Those Monoliths!/ Jetpack Man

Ruiner of worlds/ masked men/ who’s tossing cod/ the white trash lottery/ honkers/ The Masked Singer/ Take My Breath Away/ what’s the difference between a David Blaine and a David Copperfield?/ Heart Attack Cupid/ A Brief History of Brian Austin Green/ I don’t need a Fox in the hen house/ Tommy hates cake/ Tommy and Lee Good Feet/ A Foot Artist/ people are insufferable/ Cold and Fool Season/ Dirty Carl/ Counting cigarettes/ The Boston Public/ Black Betty/ MY mechanic/ No holds barred Grease Monkey Death Match/ Black Friday/ Tommy and Dave Landau and the return of comedy/ Master Splinter/ vaccines/ online dating in the era of covid/ Tootsee Roll/ Content Love Songs/super super/ were-Ralph/ hunting season   Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826   Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com  "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?   Even better, come join our closed Facebook cre

Patty Cake/ The West Virginia Phil Collins/ Our Duty as Entertainers/ The Great Glitter Reckoning/ Dandy British Grocery Stores/ Propaganda from BIG MASK/ Glitter - the ultimate Narc/ Don’t Save the Whales, Save the Tuttis!/ Election Night/ Waving a Tony Danza flag/ Shirtless men are weird/ “Don’t lose weight”/ Driveway beers/ Turning 39/ “I’d break your limb and sign your cast”/ Running through the woods/ Manager John ruined the election/ Shout out to Jason and his retail rant/ Someone else sh_t my pants/ Hindshite/ MRS No More!/ Grown up jobs/ People are always so angry at Joe Rogan/ Alex Jones/ Escaping retail/ Don’t ever pick up a Siren at sea/ 2020 is the lost year/ What happened to Tommy?/ Car shopping/ The overselling salesman Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826   Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com  "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?   Even better, come

Killer Mosquitoes (3:30)/ NASA found Life on Venus? (4:57)/ The Doomsday Draft (7:00)/ Draft rules (7:44)/ attack of the cloned sheep (9:54)/ carnivorous giraffes (11:20)/ heil storm (13:15)/ Leonard Bernstein (14:10)/ announce your diseases (18:00)/ the talking bully virus (19:40)/ Retail Robot Apocalypse and the Time Allen origin story (21:30)/ Chopping Mall (25:00)/ The ghost of your least favorite grade school teacher haunts you (26:00)/ ouija boards (27:24)/ Tommy is retired (28:50)/ The Six Fingers of Abe

Everyone could use a Rob Schneider on their shoulder/ droopy masks and face diapers (3:15)/ mystery shoppers in retail and the story of Holy Holly (7:22)/ the NEW Miserable Retail Slave (19:00)/ Tommy the floor master (20:22)/ Tommy gets harassed at a bar (22:00)/ if you got a face tattoo, what would it be? (24:00)/ Sitcoms are the new punk rock (26:10)/ Very Special Episodes (28:50)/ Punky Brewster (30:00) The Battle of Unimportant Things (The But) - TGIF theme songs (33:17)/ awkward or nah: where do babies come from (38:07)/ the Donald Trump rally experience (39:00)/ TGIF Full House (45:00)/ Someone’s Favorite Movie (46:45)/ The Gripe List (48:00)/ Family Matters (1:00:00)/ a new fad - Gripping Food with Force (1:03:00)