Celebrity Afterlife Report

Two new celebs just arrived in the Next World. They were offered jobs almost immediately upon their arrivals. One of them seems ill-suited for his possible new profession, to say the least. Who are they and why is it hard to imagine them in the positions they've been offered? You'll be surprised when you hear the answers. Edith Tolson, the former K. Edgar Hoover, longtime FBI director, recently appeared on a daytime TV talk show. Now she's been offered a permanent spot on the show. Did America's former top cop accept the offer? You'll find out. There been a surprising development in the ongoing story about the lockdown at Trump City, the gated community presided over by Donald Trump's father, Fred. It has some calling for an attack to free those inside the compound. What happened and who instigated it? We'll give you the latest. James Brown has been the self-appointed Greeter To The Stars in the Afterlife for years now. Over the weekend James was surprised when a figure from his past arrived. Who was it an

There is even more craziness coming out of Trump City, the gated community overseen by Fred Trump, father of the new American president. Mayor Trump finally addressed the situation inside the town which has been sealed off for over a week now. You won't believe what he had to say. "The Girls," the new daytime talk show hosted by Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds, aired a Very Special Episode with a Very Special Guest the other day. Who was she and why did what she told Carrie and Debbie have the audience in tears? We'll tell you. There's been a new addition to the cast of the yet-unnamed sit com starring Florence Henderson and Robert Reed. It's a name you'll recognize but the part he'll be playing may surprise you. Sir John Hurt recently joined the Shakespearean theater company run by Vince McMahon Sr. The other day he told a reporter what he thinks about his new co-workers and what he said may shock you.

Things have taken a turn for the bizarre in Trump City, the whites-only community run by Fred Trump, Donald's father. The gated community is apparently on lockdown, with no one able to enter or leave its confines. We'll tell you the latest about this tense standoff. Recently-transitioned-to-the-Next World actress Mary Tyler Moore has been added to the cast of the upcoming sitcom starring Florence Henderson and Robert Reed. Wait till you hear what part she will be playing. Carrie Fisher and her Mom Debbie Reynolds have a new daytime TV talk show in the Afterlife. On the first episode their guest host shocked the audience by joking about her own passing from the Earthly Plane. Who was it and how did the audience react to the unexpected subject matter? You'll find out.

Sir John Hurt, legendary for starring in The Elephant Man, the Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings movies, just arrived in the Next World. No sooner had he finished making a short speech and greeting his fans than he received a job offer from an unusual source. Who was it and did Sir John accept the offer? Actress Mary Tyler Moore also just got to her new existence. An unexpected person was on hand to serenade her. Who was it and what happened that made America's Sweetheart cry? We'll tell you. Actress Barbara Hale played the secretary to attorney Perry Mason on the long-running TV show. The show's star, Raymond Burr, welcomed her on her arrival in the Afterlife. He had an unusual offer for Hale that will affect her time there. You'll find out what it was and it will surprise you. Last week we told you about a new band composed of musicians whose Earthly Plane bands had only one big hit. We just found out that the band has added a new singer--and you won't believe who it is.

Veteran actor Miguel Ferrer just arrived in the Next World. Upon his arrival, he was greeted by his parents, Rosemary Clooney and Jose Ferrer. Word is that Miguel won't be idle for long in the Afterlife. We'll tell you what he will be up to in the coming months. Fred Trump is basking in the glow of his son Donald's election to the American presidency. How did Trump Sr. celebrate Donald's inauguration and who were the two blondes on his arms at the victory party? You'll find out. Several musical stars have combined to form a supergroup of sorts. You may be surprised when you hear who they are and what the name of the new group is. We have new information about the upcoming sitcom starring Florence Henderson and Robert Reed. We now know what the premise of the show is as well as some surprising details about the supporting character to be played by Paul Lynde.

Recent arrival to the Next World, actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, has settled in in a house next door to her sister Eva's. An Afterlife reporter approached the sisters and asked them how they felt about their new home town's racist policies. What did they tell him and what did Zsa Zsa say about what her Earthly Plane husband has done with her bodily remains? You'll be surprised when you find out. Carrie Fisher and her mother Debbie Reynolds were interviewed by Yankee baseball legend-turned radio shock jock Babe Ruth recently. Carrie had a message for someone on the Earthly Plane that has the Next World buzzing. What did she say and to whom was it addressed? We'll tell you. Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka just got to the Afterlife. He was greeted upon his arrival by someone he probably wanted to avoid. Who was it and why did their encounter lead to a very surprising exchange between the two? Actor Dick Gautier is now a resident of the Next World. An old friend was on hand to greet him and make an offer to him. Who was it and

On last week's Report we speculated about whether new arrivals Debbie Reynolds and her daughter Carrie Fisher might be working together in the Next World. We now know that they will be. What is the project they've agreed to co-star in and who is the Mystery Mastermind behind it? You'll find out. When Zsa Zsa Gabor arrived in the Afterlife, her sister Eva invited her to move in next door to her house in Trump City, the controversial community owned and run by Fred Trump, Donald's father. Zsa Zsa took her sister up on the offer. Why are some whispering about that decision? We'll tell you. Alan Thicke who transitioned to the Next World recently made a big announcement about a new project the other day. What is it and who is the surprising person who will make an appearance in it? You may be shocked when you hear. We now know some details about the new show Florence Henderson and her former Brady Bunch co-star Robert Reed will be working on. There's a twist to it that you may find intriguing.

For our first Report of 2017 we tell you what some of the recent arrivals to the Next World celebrity scene are up to. Carrie Fisher and her mother Debbie Reynolds were reunited recently. What did Carrie do that startled Debbie and caused her to shriek? You'll find out. Alan Thicke also recently arrived in the Afterlife. We hear that he's planning on reviving an old project of his. You may be surprised when you hear what it is. Famous-for-being-famous actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was reunited with her sister Eva recently in the Next World. Soon after their happy crying was over, Eva extended an invitation to Zsa Zsa that has many in the Afterlife shaking their heads. What was her startling offer and how did Zsa Zsa respond to it? Florence Henderson was greeted upon her first appearance in the Next World by her former Brady Bunch co-star Robert Reed. Word is that Reed has a project in mind for the former sitcom couple to work on together that may shock their old fans. What is it? You'll find out.

This is the 2016 Year In Review edition of the Celebrity Afterlife Report. Enjoy!

Like his son here on the Earthly Plane, Fred Trump is making waves in the Next World. He swears that his all-white town is not discriminatory while also decorating it with large posters of his president-elect son. We'll catch you up on the latest controversies surrounding the mayor of Trump City. Jackie Kennedy is still continuing her 24/7 impersonation of Marilyn Monroe. Meanwhile, back on Earth, a movie about her life, starring Natalie Portman, has been in production. What does the former First Lady think about the casting? You may be shocked when you hear. Speaking of Marilyn Monroe, the actress has an unusual would-be suitor stalking her. Who is he and what does MM's current boyfriend, John F. Kennedy think about the situation? We'll tell you the latest. Last week, former Barney Miller star Ron Glass arrived in the Afterlife and was greeted by a long-time impersonator of Glass' Miller co-star Abe Vigoda. The faux-gods approached Glass again the other day with an unusual proposal. What was it and how di

Fidel Castro was the biggest name to transition to the Next World in the past few days. A large crowd was in hand to greet El Presidente, some happy to see him, some less so. One very unexpected person was in the crowd. Who was he? How did he and Castro get along and why did Fidel keep staring at his companion? Also making their debuts in the Afterlife were actors Florence Henderson and Ron Glass. The two veteran sit-com stars were warmly greeted to their new existences. One well-wisher who approached Glass, however, had something amiss about him. Who was he and why did he leave Ron Glass very confused? Fred Trump, father of president-elect Donald Trump, has been crowing non-stop about his son's recent electoral victory. Has being the father of the incoming Leader of the Free World gone to Fred's head? We'll tell you why some residents of Trump City, the whites-only community he runs, think so. Jim Morrison, former singer for The Doors-turned hardcore rapper, is trying to goad two legends into a public bat

Fred Trump, father of American President-Elect Donald Trump, is bragging about his son to anyone who will listen. A consummate salesman like his offspring, Fred found time to work a pitch for Trump City, his gated community, into his schedule. What did Fred Trump say during his presentation that has angered people? You'll be shocked when you hear. Marilyn Monroe is reportedly at her wits' end over Jackie Kennedy impersonating her 24/7. Meanwhile, rumor has it that Jackie's bizarre behavior may be affecting her relationship with Ronald Reagan. What's the latest with the two legendary ladies? We'll tell you. Speaking of legends, former Doors singer and his group The Real Legends were trashed last week by Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur. Word is that Morrison has been advised on a course of action to take in response to the diss. What is it and why do some feel that it's very risky? A few weeks back former Communist Party chairman Mao Tse Tung fell off the stage in a karaoke barm head first first. Recently a g

Norman Brokaw, Marilyn Monroe's former agent, arrived in the Next World the other day. The blonde bombshell was there to greet her old friend. I'm told that she had a lot to tell him and that she asked for his help with an urgent matter. What's on the Some Like It Hot star's mind and what does she want from Mr. Brokaw? We'll tell you what we know. Legendary rappers Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls caught Jim Morrison and his recently-turned-hip hop band in performance the other night. What did 'Pac and Biggie think of Jim's new sound? The answer may surprise you. Former 60 Minutes reporter Ed Bradley interviewed Apple co-founder Steve Jobs recently. Steve had a lot to say about the current direction of Apple and he didn't hold back. Donald Trump's father Fred seems to be cracking under the pressure if his son's run for the White House. Wait til you hear what he's been doing to support his son that's got a lot of Afterlife residents shaking their fists at him.

Fred Trump, Donald's father, has done a one-eighty in recent weeks and is now strenuously supporting his son's run for the White House. One of my sources ran into him the other day. The elder Trump had a message for this show's listeners. We'll tell you what it is and give you our response to it. Comedian Kevin Meaney just arrived in the Next World. A famous person was there to greet him and offer him a job. We'll fill you in on the details and tell you whether Kevin accepted the gig. Former baseball player-turned radio shock jock Babe Ruth has alienated many guests during his time on the Afterlife airwaves. A few days ago, Jim Morrison who is now a rapper appeared on the show. Things did not go well. You won't believe what happened when the two clashed. Former director of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover, has had a sex change and has been married to her former right hand man at the Bureau, Clyde Towson, for some time now. There's a big change in their relationship now and we have all the details for you.

Donald Trump is, as you know, very controversial this presidential election cycle. His father Fred seems to be equally controversial at the moment in the Next World. What has Fred said that caused a fellow diner in a restaurant to start screaming at him the other night? You'll be surprised by the answer. Singer Jim Morrison has given up rock for rap. His band The Real Legends seemed finally headed for stardom. What song did Morrison and company give a surprising twist to at their show the other night. We'll tell you. Abe Lincoln defeated Muhammad Ali in his first MMA fight a few weeks ago. Why are his friends whispering that his next outing against Randy "Macho Man" Savage may not go so well for Honest Abe? Orville and Wilbur Wright, the inventors of the airplane, are starting a new venture after getting laughed out of the adult film business. A famous movie star is joining them in the project. We'll tell you what the odd project is and who the Big Name in it with them is.

Fred Trump was quoted months ago as not being in favor of his son's run for the presidency. A source caught up with Trump Sr. a few days ago. Is Fred still off the Trump Train? His answer may surprise you. Former Doors lead singer Jim Morrison has been in a tailspin career-wise for months now. Recently he signed the man responsible for the success of rap group N.W.A. to handle his business. Has Jerry Heller turned things around for the leather-clad bad boy? We'll tell you what people are saying. Back in August singer Amy Winehouse married Robin Williams in a quiet ceremony at the beach. How is the couple? We caught up with them and asked the question. You'll want to hear what they have to say about the current state of their relationship. Abe Lincoln beat Muhammad Ali in their recent MMA bout but his marriage to Whitney Houston may be on the ropes. What has Whitney done that may signal the end of the relationship? And what is Honest Abe's Response? We'll tell you.

Richard D. Trentlage was never a household name when he was on the Earthly Plane so why is he on the Report? Well, Mr. Trentlage wrote a song that you almost certainly know and have sung yourself. That feat has landed him a job in the Next World. We'll tell you what the song is and what job Mr. Trentlage is about to start. C. Martin Crocker was the voice for several characters on the Cartoon Network's Adult swim shows. Like Richard Trentlage, his skills have gotten him a job--and for the same employer. What will he be voicing in the Afterlife? We'll tell you. Many have been whispering that his revival of The Real Legends band was the latest in a string of career set-backs for singer Jim Morrison. Just when it looked as if he was ready to throw in the towel, an unlikely savior appeared. Who is this Mystery Man and what project did he propel to superstardom on the Earthly Plane? You'll find out. Jackie Kennedy has been impersonating her nemesis Marilyn Monroe for months now and Monroe has been fuming about i

Jim Morrison, former singer for The Doors, had a rough time of it at the first performance of his band The Real Legends recently. Many thought that Morrison might pull the plug on the project. To everyone's surprise, the band played another show the other night. The audience's reaction may shock you. Former First Lady Jackie Kennedy is continuing her bizarre impersonation of Marilyn Monroe. It won't surprise you to hear that Monroe has reacted public to it. What the screen queen had to say, however, MAY surprise you. Gene Wilder was reluctant to return Gilda Radner's affectionate greeting when he arrived in the Next World. Since then, however, things have changed for the two, radically so. They dropped a bombshell announcement on one of my contacts the other day and we'll share the surprise with you. Golf legend Arnold Palmer just arrived in the Afterlife. It seems The King has plans for his new existence and we'll tell you what they are.

To the surprise of everyone in the Next World, former Doors singer recently re-formed his ill-fated band The Real Legends. The band made a surprise appearance in an Afterlife nightclub recently. How did the show go? You may be shocked when you hear. After months of training and against his wife Whitney Houston's strident objections, Abraham Lincoln just had his first MMA fight, against boxing legend Muhammad Ali. You won't believe it when we tell you how the fight ended. Beloved actor Gene Wilder arrived in the Afterlife recently. He was greeted by his former wife Gilda Radner. Many were shocked when Wilder didn't return her hug and kiss. Have things cooled down between the two? We'll tell you the latest. Three-time Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright Edward Albee just arrived in the Next World. He was greeted by actress Marilyn Monroe--or was he? We'll tell you the whole incredible story in detail.

Much-loved actor Gene Wilder recently arrived in the Next World. Someone special was waiting for him when he got there. Even if you think you know who that is, you'll be surprised when you hear how he responded. Right after Wilder made his entrance to the Afterlife, anti-feminist Phyllis Schafly arrived there. She seems to have a beef with Gene and you'll never guess what she blames him for. Jim Morrison op is back on the Celebrity Afterlife Report radar. The former Doors singer has had a lot of career setbacks in recent months. Now, however, he has a plan to get back in the public eye. We'll tell you why many in the Next World are shaking their heads in disbelief over what he plans to do. Actor Hugh O’Brian just arrived in the Next World. Is the former beefcake leading man planning on going back into show biz? We'll tell you.