Celebrity Afterlife Report

Comedian Jerry Lewis just arrived in the Next World. A large crowd was on hand to greet him as was a very special person from his past. We'll tell you who it was and how the crowd reacted to the surprise appearance. Dick Gregory also just arrived in the Afterlife. He was a pioneer in incorporating commentary about race relations into his comedy and is considered a forerunner to the black comedians of today. Director Stanley Kubrick has issued a shocking order from the set of the mysterious movie he's directing inside iVironment, the Next World indoor rain attraction. Find out what has Afterlife showbiz circles buzzing. Fred Trump is back in Afterlife news. He and his Nazi sidekick, aviator Charles Lindbergh, have a new crusade that's attracting fans as well as protestors. What are they promoting that has people angrily shouting at each other?

Singer/songwriter/guitarist Glenn Campbell recently arrived in the Next World. A special someone was on hand with a surprise for Glenn and his fans. We'll tell you who it was and what he did that had the crowd in stitches. Avant-garde composer John Cage was notorious on the Earthly Plane for his unconventional methods of music writing. He's currently touring the Afterlife with a full orchestra. You've never heard anything like one piece they play at every show, however. Gilda Radner's comedy superhero movie has suspended production. No one is saying exactly why but we'll fill you in the current speculation. Speaking of movies, there's been a huge shakeup in the making of Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat's oddball film--and it'll change everything about it.

June Foray, longtime voice of many cartoon characters, just arrived in the Next World. A special someone was on hand to greet her upon her arrival. Also she immediate got an intriguing job offer. Wait til you hear who gave it to her and what it is. We now know who will be playing Gilda Radner's boyfriend in her still unnamed comedy superhero movie. It's someone we've featured recently on the Report. Joanie Laurer, known as Chyna when she wrestled on the Earthly Plane, recently starred in a stage production of The Taming Of The Shrew. She received critical acclaim for her performance but the accolades seem to have gone to her head. The company has brought someone in deal with her bizarre demands. We'll tell you who that someone is. A formerly popular Afterlife reality TV show has been canceled suddenly. Which show is it and why did the producers shut down productions?

Actor John Heard, best known as the dad in the Home Alone movies, just transitioned to the Next World. He seemed very happy to be in the Afterlife but did anything mar his arrival ceremony? You'll find out. Chester Bennington, singer for Linkin Park, also just made his Afterlife debut. Someone with a questionable past approached him after his arrival ceremony. Who was it and how did Bennington react to his approach? Walt Disney and Steve Jobs are rumored to be on the outs these days. Some are saying that Disney is preparing something to embarrass his business partner. What is it and what are people saying about it? Jean-Michel Basquiat is reportedly upset by what he sees as showboating on the part of his creative partner, fellow artist Salvador Dali. What strange thing is Dali loudly bragging about to anyone who will listen?

"Night of the Living Dead" director George Romero just transitioned to the Next World. The person who gave him his first show biz job was on hand to greet him. You'll never guess who he is. Academy Award-winning actor Martin Landau also just arrived in the Afterlife. Someone very famous showed up at his welcoming ceremony to razz him about an extraordinary opportunity Landau turned down early in his career. Who was it and how did Landau react to the ribbing? We'll tell you. Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are not happy about the changes director Stanley Kubrick is making to,their movie project. Now Dali has something new to be upset about--and it involves the Earthly Plane. You won't believe when you hear what it is. Steve Jobs and Walt Disney are reportedly not speaking to each other. The two publicly deny the rumor but a recent announcement gives credence to the story. What's going on with Mediopolis, the town formerly known as Trump City, that they co-run?

Instagram star Rebecca Burger has transitioned to the Next World after a whipped cream maker exploded in her hand. We'll tell you what happened to her upon her arrival that caused her to flashback to the accident. Stanley Kubrick is hiring actors George C. Scott and Peter Sellers for the Salvador Dali/Jean-Michel Basquiat movie he's directing. You'll never guess what parts they're going to be playing. Steve Jobs and Walt Disney have reportedly settled their feud over Mediopolis, the town they co-run. What have they agreed upon? You'll find out. The search for an actor to play the boyfriend of Gilda Radner's character in her upcoming superhero movie has narrowed down to two famous actors. You may be surprised when you hear who they are.

Actor Steven Furst, "Flounder" in Animal House, just arrived in the Next World. Someone there had a shocking surprise for Jim. Who was it and what did they have to tell him? Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are having second thoughts about hiring Stanley Kubrick to direct their crazy movie. Wait til you hear who Kubrick is reportedly considering hiring to act in it and the unusual way he wants to film the flick. Steve Jobs and Walt Disney are also having creative differences. We'll tell you the strange reason Disney wants to change the name of their co-run town. We now know a little bit more about the upcoming Gilda Radner movie in which she plays a reluctant superhero, including the unusual name of Sir Roger Moore's character in it.

Adam West, TV's Batman is a new addition to the Next World. He was greeted by a large enthusiastic crowd. In the throng was a special person with a gift for Adam. Wait til you hear what it was. Sir Roger Moore has accepted a role in the upcoming superhero movie starring Gilda Radner. We'll tell you everything we know about the movie and Sir Roger's part in it. Actress Glenna Headley did something unusual upon her arrival in the Afterlife that shocked the people there to greet her. Why were many disappointed by it. You'll find out. Jimmy Piersall, baseball player who wrote a book about his struggles with mental illness is now a resident in the Next World, he has an offer that some think will turn into a debacle. What is it and why do people think Piersall is walking into a trap?

Kubrick, Dali, Disney, Jobs Legendary director Stanley Kubrick has taken over the reins so the oddball movie being produced by artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat. How are the three eccentrics getting along? We'll tell you. Speaking of potentially disastrous collaborations, word is that Walt Disney and Steve Jobs have very different opinions about how Mediopolis, the town they operate, should be run. Apparently the two have reached a compromise, at least for now. We'll give you the details. Chriss Cornell of Soundgarden just arrived in the Next World. He got an intriguing job offer almost immediately. Did he jump at the chance? You'll find out. Sir Roger Moore also just arrived on the Afterlife scene and he too has job offers. We'll tell you what they are and what we know about them.

A new cast member has been added to "Happy Wife, Happy Life," the convoluted hit Next World sitcom. Who is it and how do they fit into the already (overly?) complicated storyline? We now know some facts about the new project involving Gilda Radner and her husband Gene Wilder. Why are some saying it sounds all wrong for Gilda? Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali have turned to an unlikely source for help,with the crazy movie they're making inside iVironment. You'll be surprised when you hear who it is. Steve Jobs and Walt Disney are having a disagreement over Mediopolis, the town formerly known as Trump City. Find out why what they decide will affect every resident of the community.

Actress Erin Moran of "Happy Days" and "Joanie Loves Chachi" fame arrived recently in the Next World. She didn't have longbto wait before she was offered a great gig. What will Erin be doing soon? We'll tell you. There's trouble on the set of the upcoming "Forbidden Planet" musical starring Leslie Nielsen and Anne Francis. One of the co-stars is acting unprofessionally. You'll be shocked when you hear who it is. Big things are happening in Mediopolis, the town formerly known as Trump City. Visitors to the town will be greeted by non-humans. Wait til you hear what Steve Jobs and Walt Disney have planned for tourists. We now know some of the other comedians who will be joining Don Rickles on a comedy tour of the Afterlife. Also, one big name turned down an invite to join the tour. You'll be surprised when you hear who said "no thanks."

Actor Leslie Nielsen will be reprising an old role on stage in the Next World. It's probably not the one you're thinking of, however. What will he be playing? You may be surprised when you find out. Legendary producer Garry Marshall has quit his job in anger. What made Marshall walk out unexpectedly...and what do dogs have to do with his resignation? We'll tell you. We now know a little bit more about the very odd movie artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are working on. If you thought what we've told you about it before was bizarre, you ain't heard nothing yet. A listener called our hotline to ask a very important question about a former Hollywood actress. Were we able to get the information he wanted? Listen and find out.

We now know what face will adorn the giant rubbery Sphinx being constructed inside iVironment by Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali. You won't believe when you hear who it is. Steve Jobs and Walt Disney have taken over the Next Work town formerly known as Trump City. Not everyone is happy about the takeover, however. Wait til you hear what people are calling the town behind Steve and Walt's backs. Garry Marshall had to call and apologize to Alan Thicke for something the other day. Word is that Marshall is mortified by the incident and angry about it. What happened? We'll tell you. Gene Wilder is doing something very sweet for his former wife Gilda Radner. Find out why Gene says it is unlike anything he's ever done before.

Legendary insult comic Don Rickles just arrived in the Next World. Rickles was never shy about making fun of people and that hasn't changed. We'll tell you what he said about James Brown and how people reacted to it as well as what he may be doing in the near future. Former Apple honcho Steve Jobs and Walt Disney are said to have big plans for the town formerly known as Trump City. Rumor has it that their scheme may be replacing many of the people currently employed in the town. We'll fill you in on the surprising details. Recently Alan Thicke stormed angrily out of a meeting with network executives over their bizarre plans for a revival of his old talk show. Since then Thicke has fired his management and a rumor claims that he may soon be working with an old rival. You'll be surprised when you hear who it is. The crazy movie project headed by artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat seems to be getting even crazier. Wait til you hear the latest.

Jobs, Dali, Burr, Thicke, all in this edition of the Report The ongoing saga of the town until recently known as Trump City has taken another turn. The other day the gated community was seized by someone...and it's not who we all expected it to be. You'll never guess who's running the show inside the walls now. We've told you about the crazy set being constructed for the movie artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are working on. We have some new details to tell you about it and they just might blow your mind. Actor Raymond Burr and his husband own a private island in the middle of a Next World ocean. They recently announced that the island is open to anyone who wants to live on it. There's one not-so-small catch to the offer, though. Just wait til you hear what it is. Alan Thicke, star of Earthly TV hit Growing Pains, thought he had a deal to put his short-lived talk show Thicke Of The Night back on the air. One very strange network demand has scuttled the project, however. We'll tell you what

Barris, Sinatra, Dali, and more in this edition of the Celebrity Afterlife Report Legendary game show creator Chuck Barris just arrived in the Next World. The infamous host of the Gong Show had a surprise waiting for him that brought him to tears. He also had an announcement to make. You'll find out what they both were in this Report. Last week we told you that Edith Tolson, the former J. Edgar Hoover, had yet another job offer dangling in front of her. We can now confirm that she has accepted the gig. What is it and what is she going to sacrifice to free up time for it? We'll tell you. Frank Sinatra Jr. Just made his first appearance with the One Hit Wonders. What did Old Blue Eyes' son do that totally shocked the audience and had people scratching their heads? Just wait til you hear. Artists Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali are co-producing a movie in which they will reportedly also star. One already leaked detail about the film has garret even crazier. You won't believe when you hear what the tw

Chuck Berry, Rock and Roll legend, just arrived in the Next World. He put on a spontaneous mini-concert for the crowd that greeted him and made a major announcement. We'll tell you what it was. Long time veteran of the New York City newspaper wars, reporter Jimmy Breslin, is now a resident of the Afterlife. It seems that the beer-drinking, cigar-smoking Breslin is ready to get back on the best in his new existence. He's already got his eye on a prospective employer. It's a name you may recognize. Edith Tolson, the former J. Edgar Hoover, has yet another show biz offer dangling in front of her. With her new courtroom show and her recurring spot on "The Girls," will Edith have time for a third job? Lastly, we have some hot rumors about what may be happening soon to what was known as Trump City and they concern someone who was involved with the community in the past. Wait til you hear who it is and what they apparently have planned for the troubled town.

Last week we reported that artists Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali were going to produce and star in a movie shot entirely inside iVironment, the indoor rain attraction they run together. We know almost nothing about the movie at this point, other than one startling detail. You won't believe when we tell you what one of the sets is going to look like. Edith Tolson, former known as J. Edgar Hoover, longtime director of the FBI, is tearing up the Next World showbiz scene. Wait til you hear what starring role she been offered on TV. The new sitcom starring Florence Henderson and Robert Reed, both of The Brady Bunch, has finally aired its first episode. We'll tell you what name the producers finally settled on for it and how it did in the ratings. The month-long siege inside Trump City may be over but the controversy continues. You'll find out the latest about missing Trump City mayor, Fred Trump, and what may be happening soon that could turn the community upside-down.

Trump, Steele, Paxton and more Big doings at Trump City, the walled compound ruled by President Trump's father Fred. We'll tell you what's happening in the long-running standoff and the latest about the well-being of the town's beleaguered residents. Former professional wrestler Ivan Koloff has decided not to become a Shakespearean actor in the Next World. You won't believe what the burly Russian has decided to do instead. Artists Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvatore Dali shocked everyone at a press conference the other day with an announcement about their upcoming plans for iVironment, the indoor rain attraction they co-run. Wait til you hear what the eccentric duo have planned. Actor Bill Paxton who transitioned unexpectedly to the Afterlife last week has new digs. Find out why they aren't where you'd expect them to be.

Trump, Paxton, George Steele. All figure into this week's action in the Next World. The bizarre standoff in Trump City has entered its third week. A new player has entered the drama. Who is it and why did his recent comments have people booing him? George "The Animal" Steele has a new job in the Afterlife. A world-famous celeb who we recently reported on is praising The Animal's job performance? Who is it and why does he say Steele is among the best he's ever seen? Actor Bill Paxton just arrived in the Next World. His condition upon his arrival had many Afterlife residents concerned for the movie star. We'll tell you the details. Legendary actor, dancer, and choreographer Gene Kelly had a lot to say about the Best Picture announcement at the Oscars. Why did the flub give Kelly concern about the future of Hollywood? Also, a quick update about a beloved TV star.