Celebrity Afterlife Report

Abraham Lincoln is preparing to step into the octagon against Muhammad Ali, against the wishes of his wife Whitney Houston. What did the two combatants have to say at the pre-fight weigh-in recently? You may be surprised when you hear. Although Marilyn Monroe has agreed to stop copying the look and style of Jackie Kennedy, Jackie apparently intends to keep imitating the buxom blonde. That has lead to some interesting offers for the former First Lady. You won't believe what they are. Speaking of interesting offers, roommates and BFFs Adolf Hitler and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. are about to start a new project together. It involves them following in the footsteps of some famous people. Just wait until you hear what the two are up to now. The crazy project to create an all-dog cable TV channel is moving ahead. The first program for the new network has been announced. You'd never guess in a million years what it's going to be.

Abe Lincoln is calling his wife's bluff. Whitney Houston has threatened to divorce Honest Abe if he becomes an MMA fighter. So far, the former president refuses to give up his dream. We also now know who is scheduled to be his first opponent...and it's a name you'll definitely recognize. The feud between Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy has gone before the judge on a TV courtroom show. Tammy Faye Bakker has ruled on whether the two can continue to imitate each other. You'll be shocked when you hear the outcome of the case. The new sit-com starring Herve Villechaize and Nell Carter has hit the Next World airwaves. Is it a miserable failure as I predicted or a hit? The answer may not be what you expect. Former professional wrestler Joanie Laurer, known as Chyna, has taken the stage in the female lead of The Taming Of The Shrew. The reviews are in. Did the man-sized Laurer embarrass herself in the feminine role (as many expected)? You'll find out.

Christopher Reeve and unrelated actor George Reeves both played Superman on the Earthly Plane. Now comes word that the two of them will be working together on an upcoming film. Which of them sill be portraying the Man of Steel? The answer will shock you. "Tammy's Court," the TV show starring former televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker, is back in production after a hiatus prompted by an on-camera fight between Bakker and Jan Crouch who played the show's bailiff. Someone new has taken over the bailiff role and you'll never guess who it is. In more "Tammy's Court" news, two very famous women who have been having a very public feud are set to appear in the show to work out their differences. You'll never guess who they are but we'll tell you. Abe Lincoln has been in training for a career as a martial artist and his wife Whitney Houston isn't pleased with his plans. She recently threatened Honest Abe with something drastic if he doesn't change his mind. What was the threat and how did the former president respond?

Garry Marshall just arrived in the Next World. He was the man behind Mork And Mindy, Happy Days and other TV shows and movies that made millions laugh. Shortly after he got there, he was offered a very unusual job. What was it, who offered it to him, and did he accept? We'll tell you. Word from the set is that someone has been fired from Tammy's Court, the TV show starring former televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker. Who was canned and where does the departure leave the popular show? You'll find out. Abe Lincoln is in training to become a mixed martial artist. Sources are saying that his wife Whitney Houston is not happy with his new passion. What are people close to Whitney saying she might do if Honest Abe doesn't change his mind about getting into the octagon? You'll be shocked when you hear. Was there a secret meeting between Jackie Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe the other night? If so, what did the two divisive divas discuss? We'll tell you the latest.

Abe Lincoln and his Next World wife singer/actress Whitney Houston are back in the news. This time it's because of a strange new career Honest Abe is in training for. You won't believe when we tell you what it is or how Whitney is reacting to it. The Cat Fight Of The Century has finally happened! Former televangelists Tammy Faye Bakker and Jan Crouch went at it on the set of their TV show the other day. Details have leaked out and we have all the juicy parts for you. Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy who creepily resemble each other these days, finally were in the same place at the same time the other night. What are people saying about their bizarre role reversal? Rudd Weatherwax, the man responsible for the Lassie TV show and movies, has a new project in the works. You'll be amazed when you hear what he plans to do with his doggie stars.

Noel Neill, one of two actresses who played Lois Lane on the original Superman TV show, arrived in the Next World recently. Not one but two special people were on hand to greet her. We'll tell you who they were and what at least two of them may be doing soon. Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have taken their bizarre role reversal to new heights. Up to this point, the two have managed to avoid each other but that may be changing soon. We'll tell you why there may be a cat fight in their future. Orville and Wilbur Wright's first porno movie has now been released to the public. Do the boys measure up as adult film stars? We'll tell you what public opinion of their "acting" is. Former televangelists Tammy Faye Bakker and Jan Crouch have been on a collision course on the set of "Tammy's Court" for weeks now. What did one of them do on a recent episode that made steam shoot out of the other's ears? You'll be amazed when you hear.

We told you about the star-studded concert David Bowie produced and performed in at iVironment the other week. We now know that another HUGE star was booked for the show but quit in a huff. Who was this Big Name and who did he refuse to appear with? We'll tell you. Orville and Wilbur Wright recently shot their  first gay porn movie. We now have word from the set on how the shoot went. You won't believe what happened to one of their co-stars. The feud between Jackie Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe is reaching new heights. What have the two women done now to get under each other's skin? You won't believe when we tell you. The blow-up between "Tammy's Court" co-stars Tammy Faye Bakker and Jan Crouch seems to be approaching. What is causing the two former televangelists to be heading for a head-on collision? You'll find out.

As we reported previously, Orville and Wilbur Wright, the co-inventors of the airplane, have decided to try their hand at gay porn. We now have details about their first movie. We'll tell what the title is and who their co-stars are. John F. Kennedy is dating Marilyn Monroe and Ronald Reagan is dating Kennedy's Earthly Plane wife, Jackie. We've told you that Jackie has had her breasts enlarged in an apparent attempt to make her former hubby jealous. You won't believe when we tell you what Marilyn has done in response. Little person actor Herve Villechaize is co-starring in a new sit-com with plus-sized actress Nell Carter. A new member has been added to the cast and it's a name you probably heard in a long time. Tensions mount between former televangelists Tammy Faye Bakker and Jan Crouch on the set of the new TV show "Tammy's Court." Reports say that the friction may be spurred on by an unlikely sourced. We've give you the las test scoop on the Clash Of The Divas.

Morley Safer, a long-time staple of 60 Minutes, just transitioned to the Next World. A big name former colleague of his was on hand to greet him and offer him a job. We'll tell you who it was and whether or not Safer accepted the offer. Tammy Faye Bakker's new TV court show is finally airing. Fellow former televangelist Jan Crouch plays Tammy's bailiff on the show. How are the two divas getting along so far and why is the studio audience laughing at Jan. You won't believe it when you hear. Veteran actor Ernest Borgnine has a new line of work in the Afterlife. Wait til you hear what he's doing and why the Academy Award winner says he doesn't care if he ever appears on screen again. The co-inventors of the airplane, brothers Orville and Wilbur Wright were working as models when we last heard from them. The Next World rumor mill is buzzing that theater are about to abandon that for a surprising new line of work. You'll never guess what it is.

One of biggest celebs of all time just arrived in the Next World. Muhammad Ali was greeted by an enormous crowd of fans. He was also barraged with a number of job offers. We have the details about what may be the strangest one so far. Praise is still being showered on David Bowie for the show he put on a few weeks ago in iVironment. We now have a few details about the show that we weren't aware of before to share with you. Former American First Lady Jackie Kennedy's new enhanced figure continues to turn heads wherever she goes in the Afterlife. Recently she suffered a "wardrobe malfunction" in public that was caught in photos and on video by the paparazzi. We'll tell you why some are saying that it may not have been quite the accident it appeared to be. Former televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker is about to star in her new TV show, Tammy's Court. Her producers have announced who her on-screen sidekick will be...and you may be shocked to learn who it is. Will there be fireworks between them?

Former American president Ronald Reagan has been showing off his new girlfriend Jackie Kennedy--and her new airbags--all around the Next World of late. A piece apparel she wore on a recent outing got as much attention as her décolletage--but for a very different reason. What did she have in that some are saying was in very bad taste. You won't believe when we tell you. Herve Villechaize has a new career opportunity--and it isn't the one you might be expecting. Wait til you hear who the diminutive actor will be playing alongside. Finally, we have details about the concert David Bowie put on in iVironment about ten days ago. As expected Prince co-starred with him but just wait til you hear who some of the other guests at the show were.

Last week David Bowie invited new-arrival-to-the-Afterlife Prince to appear at his upcoming return show in iVironment. Prince accepted and now we have information about some BIG surprises scheduled for the concert. Former president Ronald Reagan was recently kicked to the curb by sex symbol Marilyn Monroe. Many said that he had it coming because of the way the Gipper has treated his wife Nancy since she arrived in the Next World. Ron seems to have rebounded into a relationship with another famous beauty. Wait til you hear who she is and why people are saying she looks very different from her days on Earth. Speaking of looking different, in preparation for the debut of her new TV show "Tammy's Court," former televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker has undergone a radical transformation. We'll tell you what people are saying about her shocking new look. Herve Villechaize, Tattoo from TV's Fantasy Island, has taken over for former astronaut Jim Mitchell in NASA On Ice. Because of his success in the role, doors are op

The first of three big arrivals in the Next World this past week was Prince. He got a huge greeting to his new existence. Who was the surprise guest in the crowd and what was the shock he had in store for the Purple One that made him cry? You'll be shocked when you hear. The second high-profile celeb to arrive in the Afterlife was Joanie Laurer, better known as the wrestler Chyna. She too had a surprise waiting for her and it's one that will make her a first in Next World history. Then actress Doris Roberts made her entrance. Like Prince and Chyna, the veteran sit-com star didn't have to wait long to be offered a new job. You'll be surprised when you hear who offered it to her and why she didn't recognize the famous star on sight. Which star of an Afterlife reality show is hated by its audience? Viewers say the feel this very famous person episode a phony who is lying about being in love with their co-star. You may be shocked when you hear who it is.

He'll may hath no fury like a woman scorned but according to sources Nancy Reagan is no slouch in the Fury Department. Her husband Ronnie has bounced back from being rejected by Marilyn Monroe. You won't believe when you hear who the Gipper is knocking boots with now. According to a recent public opinion poll, a majority of the Next World public believes that artist Jackson Pollock is guilty of deliberately electrocuting David Bowie during a recent concert. What, if anything, does the mercurial artist have to say in his own defense? We'll tell you. Tammy Faye Bakker has reportedly succeeded in extorting her former fiancé Merv Griffin into giving her something in exchange for her silence about Merv's recent misdeeds. What did Tammy get for keeping her lips zipped. You'll find out. John Belushi's adopted Korean son Kim may have washed out as a movie star but that doesn't mean that the former Blues Brother has given up on making the boy a performer. What is John's new plan to make his son famous?

Country singer Merle Haggard had a reputation on the Earthly Plane as a guy who spoke his mind. He recently arrived in the Next World and wasted no time in insulting a fan. What did Haggard say that offended the man so much? We'll tell you. The other day televangelist-turned TV talk show host Tammy Faye Bakker had her anxiously awaited "special episode." Was it the spilling of the beans about what her former fiancé Merv Griffin has been up to? You'll find out. Speaking of scorned women, word is that Nancy Reagan is so mad about her husband's now ended affair with Marilyn Monroe that's she's ready to tell all--and word is that it will be ALL--about the skeletons in Ronnie's closet. People are even betting on what she might reveal. The evidence that artist Jackson Pollock was behind David Bowie's recent on-stage electrocution is mounting. What are people saying that implicates the drip painter?

There's been a surprising development in the story about Ronald Reagan's affair with Marilyn Monroe. We'll tell you why his snubbed wife Nancy may have the last laugh yet. It seems that David Bowie's painful electrical shock during his concert in iVironment last week may not have been an accident. Who was spotted backstage who may have had a hand in the sabotage? Frank Sinatra Jr.'s arrival in the Next World was upstaged by the presence of his more famous dad. Who came to the two Franks' show a day later that made Junior forget the slight? You won't believe when we tell you. Tammy Faye Bakker has announced that an upcoming episode of her new daytime TV talk show will be very intimate. You'll find out why some say her announcement has her former fiancé Merv Griffin shaking in his shoes.