Celebrity Afterlife Report

Richard D. Trentlage was never a household name when he was on the Earthly Plane so why is he on the Report? Well, Mr. Trentlage wrote a song that you almost certainly know and have sung yourself. That feat has landed him a job in the Next World. We'll tell you what the song is and what job Mr. Trentlage is about to start. C. Martin Crocker was the voice for several characters on the Cartoon Network's Adult swim shows. Like Richard Trentlage, his skills have gotten him a job--and for the same employer. What will he be voicing in the Afterlife? We'll tell you. Many have been whispering that his revival of The Real Legends band was the latest in a string of career set-backs for singer Jim Morrison. Just when it looked as if he was ready to throw in the towel, an unlikely savior appeared. Who is this Mystery Man and what project did he propel to superstardom on the Earthly Plane? You'll find out. Jackie Kennedy has been impersonating her nemesis Marilyn Monroe for months now and Monroe has been fuming about i