Celebrity Afterlife Report

Actor John Mahoney who played Frasier and Niles Crane”s father Martin on the “Frasier” TV show, recently arrived in the Next World. No sooner had he arrived than he started inquiring about opportunities for himself. What job is he seeking and what did he find out? You know when you listen. Large comedian Ralphie May has ended his strike against the sitcom he Stars in. Did he get what he wanted? We’ll tell you. Frank Vincent, character actor you’ve seen on The Sopranos and in movies such as Raging Bull, Goodfellas, and Casino, is also starting in his own sitcom with an absurd premise. How is it faring with the viewing public? Tom Petty and his Afterlife band The Earthshakers are about to embark on a new venture. It’s a big one and we’ll tell you all about it.

We now know more details about the Next World arrival ceremony for Delores O’Riordan, former lead singer for The Cranberries. What made her cry and what was the surprising question she asked her fans? Jack Webb, creator and star of the long-running hit TV series Dragnet, is planning on reviving his show for the Afterlife audience. This version, however, will feature a very unusual twist. What is it? You may be shocked when you hear. The Not The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is ready to perform for the public, over 1100 members strong. Their repertoire will shock and surprise people who are expecting hymns and liturgical music. Just wait until you hear what they’ll be singing. Comedian Ralphie May stopped the show—literally—during a taping of his new sitcom the other day. Ralphie had a lot to get off his chest and people are reacting to it.

Tom Petty and his Next World band The Earthshakers just performed publicly for the first time in front of a huge crowd? How did the audience react to their first gig? Well give you all the details. The spat between actor Robert Guillaume and Joanie Laurer who wrestled under the name Chyna over Guillaume joining the Shakespearean acting company Laurer works for has been resolved. Who won and who lost. You’ll find out. We have more information about the Afterlife sitcom actor Frank Vincent, known for his many portrayals of mobsters on TV and in film, is currently starring in. Just wait until you hear the crazy details about the show. Delores O’Riordan, lead singer for the Irish alternative band The Cranberries, just arrived in the Next World. We give you the scoop on her new existence.

Legendary football announcer Keith Jackson just arrived in the Next World. At his arrival ceremony he asked if there was any work available for an old sports announcer. What answer did he get? You’ll find out. Last week it was uncertain whether Frances Bauvier would return to her role as Aunt Bee on the Afterlife revival of The Andy Griffith Show. We now know that she’s agreed to be on the show with one non-negotiable stipulation. What line did she draw in the proverbial sand? We’ll tell you. Fred Trump, father of President Donald Trump, is managing to keep his name in the Next World News. He’s announced the name of the co+author of his upcoming book he alleges will counter the many negative stories about his son. You won’t believe when you hear who it is. Tom Petty has announced the venue and date for the first public performance of his new band, The Earthshakers. How is the public responding to the announcement?

Actor/comedian Jerry VanDyke just arrived in the Next World. A reporter committed a major faux pas while interviewing him. How did Dick Van Dyke’s little brother handle the situation? We’ll tell you. Speaking of Dick Van Dyke, actress Rose Marie who played Sally Rogers on his show just transitioned to the Afterlife. With 90 years of Earthly Plane show biz experience, is Rose Marie ready to get back to work? You’ll find out. Like a houseguest who just wont leave, Fred Trump, Donald’s father, is back in the Next World News. He has a new project designed to counter the “fake news” about his son. Just wait until you hear the details. The remake of the Andy Griffith show is a definite Go. One former cast member isn’t committed to play the part he/she did in the original version. Who is it? You’ll be shocked when you find out.

As we prepare to take the next two weeks off for the holidays, the Celebrity Medium gives you a summary of some of the biggest stories the Report covered in 2017.

Plans are still in the works for an Afterlife revival of The Andy Griffith Show. Griffith has gotten on board but with a major caveat. We’ll tell you what his demand was. Charles Manson wanted to go on tour with David Cassidy but David rejected the bizarre offer. Now Manson has a different spin on the story. Find out what his version of events is as well as what his new plans are. Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis announced weeks ago that they would be performing together again soon. Now things have hit a snag. What happened to put a halt to the plans? Artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are currently not on speaking terms...and the feud concerns one of them taking credit for something they were both recently involved with. Who is the glory hog and what is he saying that’s pissing off his partner?

Beloved actor Jim Nabors recently arrived in the Next World. After a very well-received welcome ceremony, Jim was approached to revive his Gomer Pyle character in a reboot of the old Andy Griffith Show planned by his former co-star Don Knotts. Did Nabors agree and what doesn’t he know that could put a snag in the plans? You’ll find out. We also know where the new Andy Griffith show will be shot (assuming it gets off the ground). It’s a location that should be familiar to regular listeners to the Report. After David Cassidy declined to take him on the road to sing with him, Charles Manson has decided to look elsewhere for people to form a band with. You won’t believe when you hear who he’s been approaching. Leonard Nimoy told friends he was headed to the Afterlife’s Arctic region to be alone and take photographs. Has he changed his mind about his Ice Trek? We’ll give you the latest.

David Cassidy, former teen heartthrob and star of TV’s The Partridge Family, recently transitioned to the Next World. He was cajoled into performing a few of his biggest hits on stage for the huge crowd that came to welcome him. We’ll tell you what we know about his future plans. Infamous cult leader Charles Manson also recently began his new existence. Manson was given some bad news upon his arrival and he didn’t take it well. You won’t believe it when you hear what he said. Legendary actor Leonard Nimoy has only appeared in a Celebrity Afterlife Report on one occasion. Now we have news to relate about the man who was Spock...and it’s guaranteed to surprise you. In an update we got at the last minute, two of our current stories have intertwined in a way that no one could have predicted. You’ll be amazed when you hear who approached who with a startling proposal.

We now know why Joanie Laurer, known as Chyna in her professional wrestling days, wasn’t at the party welcoming Robert Guillaume to the Shakespearean acting company they both now work for. Her excuse of tending to a “personal matter” wasn’t true. You’ll be surprised when you hear the real reason. Stanley Kubrick has finally premiered his new movie, Obsessive Behavior. Some are calling it a masterpiece while others say it’s unwatchable. We’ll give you the details on the much-delayed film. Baseball legend and current morning drive radio host Babe Ruth has softened his on-air schtick of late to the horror of some fans. Has the Babe gone soft? Edith Tolson, formerly J. Edgar Hoover, has some personal scandal surrounding her these days. Is there truth to the rumors? We’ll tell you what we know.

Last week we reported that actor Robert Guillaume was offered a job as a permanent member of the Shakespearean acting company owned by Vince McMahon Sr. We now know what Guillaume’s response to the offer is...and we’ll tell you. Tom Petty invited a very famous musician to join his new band The Earthshakers as the keyboard player. Wait til you hear who it was and the surprising response Petty got. Comedian Ralphie May will be starting in a new sitcom to start airing in a few weeks. We now know the name of the show and a few other details. Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is being protested by Next World feminists. We’ll tell you what his response was as well as who he wants to be the new version of the magazine’s first centerfold.

Legendary Rock and Roll pioneer and inspiration for countless musicians who came after him, Fats Domino, just arrived in the Next World. We'll tell you how The zfst Man was received and what he had to say to his welcomers. Critically acclaimed actor Robert Guillaume arrived in the Afterlife a few days ago as well. As soon as his arrival ceremony was finished, he was approached with an unusual offer. You'll be surprised when you hear what it was as well as by who offered it. Tom Petty has announced who the bass player in his new band, The Earthshakers, is going to be. It's a name you know--but probably wouldn't guess. There's another setback for the campaign by Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh to promote Fred's son Donald's presidential agenda. What happened this time and what does it mean going forward?

You've probably heard of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Well, someone in the Afterlife has had the brilliant idea of putting together a "supergroup" composed of thousands of former members if the Choir. That, however, raises some interesting issues that may shake up Mormon beliefs. Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh have resumed their pro-President Trump campaign. This time around they're not putting on live rallies. Wait til you hear where they've taken their act now. Comedian Ralphie May, a new arrival to the Next World, has found a gig there. There's a strange twist to it though that you won't believe. Rumor has it that rocker Tom Petty has found a few musicians to join The Earthshakers, the band he's currently assembling. We'll tell you what we know about them.

Comedian Ralphie May made his debut in the Next World a few days ago. Find out what the funnyman did when someone in the crowd at his welcoming ceremony heckled him. Hugh Hefner is keeping his promise to restart his Playboy Empire in the Afterlife. Not everyone is happy about what he announced, however. Who are his critics and what do they plan to do? Rocker Tom Petty is putting together a new band in the Next World. You'll never guess what he plans to call it or why. There's been a new development in the saga of the upcoming action/comedy film starring Gilda Radner. One actor is out and another one is in. We'll tell you what the new lineup is and why it may spell trouble for Gilda's marriage to Gene Wilder.

Hugh Hefner, founder of the Playboy empire, just arrived in the Next World. Asked about his plans fir his new existence, Hef had a somewhat surprising answer. We'll tell you what he has in mind. Former host of TV's Let's Make A Deal, Monty Hall, had to change his plans for eternity when he was informed about some of the realities of the Afterlife. What did he have in mind and what does he intend to do now that he's been clued in? Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh have made a radical decision concerning their ongoing rallies in support of Trump's son Donald's presidency. Find out why their sudden announcement shocked many in the Next World. Musician Tom Petty arrived in the Next World just before this Report was recorded. He made an announcement that's sure to please his many fans there. Wait til you hear what it was.

We'll, it didn't take long for actor Frank Vincent to find a job in the Next World. While it has elements of roles you've seen him in, one detail will make your head spin. Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin have broken up again. What did the legendarily difficult-to-deal-with Lewis do to cause Martin to walk out on him? We'll tell you. We now know why the upcoming comedy superhero movie starring Gilda Radner is on hold. Someone is being a diva...and it may not be who you're thinking of. A pro-Donald Trump rally was abruptly cut short the other day for a very surprising reason. What happened that has the whole Afterlife laughing?

Frank Vincent, an actor famous for his many roles as a mobster on The Sopranos, in Godfather II, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Casino and other movies, just arrived in the Next World. After he made a short speech, he was greeted by a surprising fan. Who was it and what did he have to say to Vincent? Harry Dean Stanton, another character better known for his distinctive looks than his name, also just arrived in the Afterlife. When he went to introduce himself to Frank Vincent, the aforementioned fan of Vincent's took offense at being interrupted. How did things turn out? We'll tell you. Professional wrestling manager Bobby "The Brain" Heenan was greeted to his new existence by a large crowd of his fans. A former co-worker gave him a big hug and handshake, leading to rumors that Heenan may already have a job waiting for him. We'll also catch you up on the progress of director Stanley Kubrick's controversial upcoming movie as well as the anti-Trump protests being led by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and his BFF Adol

Sylvia Browne, self-described psychic, has gotten herself a new act in the Next World. Just wait til you hear what's getting her on the talk shows these days. The pro-Trump rallies in the Afterlife continue as do the counter-protests led by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. And his BFF, Adolf Hitler. The Fuhrer, by the way, is sporting a radical new look these days. We'll tell you what it is. Donald Fagen, co-founder of Steely Dan, just arrived in the Next World. He immediately received several job offers, including one from someone we haven't heard from in a while. Who is it and why does his offer raise some intriguing questions? Stanley Kubrick is rumored to have finished principle photography on the movie he wrested control over from Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali. In typical Kubrickian fashion, rumors are swirling about a sub-plot he supposedly added to the film at the last minute. What is it and whose hackles is it likely to raise?

Comedian Shelley Berman just arrived in the Next World. He was immediately invited to join the all-star comics tour currently making the rounds there. Within hours, though, the promoters were having second thoughts about asking him to come along. We'll tell you why. The pro-Trump rallies organized by Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh have taken a turn for the ugly. You'll find out what they're saying to rile up their crowds and the unlikely duo opposing them. Tobe Hooper, legendary director of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist, finally showed up in the Next World. What's being planned to give him the welcome he missed out on? Stanley Kubrick has taken drastic action on the set of the movie he took over from artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat. What's he's done will dramatically change the direction of the troubled project.

Tobe Hooper, director of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and other horror classics, has departed the Earthly Plane. He hasn't, however, surfaced in the Next World yet, giving rise to rumors. We'll tell you what people are saying. Actor Charles Bronson and his actress wife Jill Ireland have been out of the spotlight for years now. Word is that they're poised to return to show biz in a big way. Wait til you hear what's bringing them back and what they've been doing in recent years. Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis were reunited last week when Jerry arrived in the Afterlife. It looks like big things are in store for the two. A recent incident, however, may have temporarily derailed their momentum. What was it? We'll tell you. Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh are holding large rallies in support of Fred's son, the current American president, that some are comparing to Nazi rallies. Now two famous people are planning counter protests. You'll be surprised when you hear who they are.