Deceptively Fast With Seth Payne

Seth Payne and his former teammate Drew Hodgdon respond The Athletic's survey of anonymous NFL agents about Deshaun Watson, Lamar Jackson, misbehaving owners, and more.

Seth and his guest and former teammate, Drew Hodgdon, discuss the Manti Te'o documentary that's streaming on Netflix. There are some crazy new twists in the story, but Seth and Drew aren't falling for docu-tactics that try to make you feel bad for everybody involved. There's still plenty of blame to go around on this one, and anybody who tries to make you feel bad for laughing is a humorless goon.

Seth and Drew contemplate whether they should try the Panchakarma cleanse that had Aaron Rodgers alternatively vomiting, butt lubing, and bleeding for 12 straight days.  Seth Payne is a retired NFL player who now co-hosts a morning radio show in Houston. He also owns the health and fitness website FitJoint.com Drew Hodgdon was a teammate of Seth's in Houston who is currently a captain of industry.

Seth and his friend, Drew Hodgdon, discuss the scientific theories for why human animals try, and very frequently fail, to be monogamous. Ball size is surprisingly a factor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peyton and Eli had Tom Brady on the Monday Night Football Manningcast last week, and Seth and Drew were excited about a few things they heard. QB sneaks, cold weather, red zone philosophy, and why physicality still matters.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth and Drew talk about how the Ravens honored Michael K. Williams. La'el Collins does three of the dumbest things ever done in a drug test. Seth and Drew list the behaviors they currently practice that one day will be the source of shame to their great grandchildren with their more evolved values. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth Payne and his old Texans teammate Drew Hodgdon talk about how Trevor Lawrence and Tyrod Taylor looked this weekend. Seth tries to convince Drew that it's okay to celebrate not being the worst team in the NFL, and then they try to figure out if they could eat like Frenchmen.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We started out talking about Tom Brady's assertion that the NFL does too much to prevent big hits, and ended up discussing the Black Death of the 1300s. These two things have nothing to do with each other. Presumably.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth and Drew discuss the anonymous agent survey by Ben Standig of The Athletic, during which Drew basically calls Seth a beta male for his approach to NFLPA negotiations. They also weigh in on Jerry Jones, Urban Meyer, the NIL landscape, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth and Drew Hodgdon discuss the release of Tim Tebow, Tony Romo's broadcasting career arc, and whether Seth should buy a private jet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth and Drew discuss episode 1 of Hard Knocks, which looks like a departure from the standard Hard Knocks formula of following around a bunch of bubble guys with inspiring backstories. The Cowboys have star appeal and HBO is gonna use it: Dak Prescott, Ezekiel Elliott, Jerry Jones...they're all here. Seth is a sucker for it, while Drew is more skeptical. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth Payne’s personal sports hell has been trying to figure out what’s going on with Deshaun Watson and the Texans, while his old teammate Drew Hodgdon has been living in Charlotte, blissfully detached from the drama. Seth gets him up to speed. They also discuss what the appropriate level of man spreading is in business environments.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aaron Rodgers wants out of Green Bay. Is he justified or is he being a diva? Seth and Drew Discuss. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth and Drew try to figure out if OneTaste, a sexuality-focused wellness education company that focused on the female orgasm, was the cult that some people allege it was or just a shady business model. You can listen to the whole episode in 30 minutes, or the amount of time it would take to complete two female orgasm sessions with OneTaste. You'll understand after you listen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Usually "middle age" means 45-60 years old, but the true median age of men in America is 37. To find out how these median aged men feel about their health as they start the back 9 of their lives, Men's Health surveyed hundreds of 37 year old men. My buddy Drew Hodgdon and I are a bit past 37, but we went ahead and measured ourselves against the oldest of the millennials. Seth Payne is a retired NFL player who spent 10 years playing for the Jaguars and Texans. He now hosts a sports radio show in Houston. Drew Hodgdon played collegiately at Arizona State and went on to play center for the Texans.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth and Drew discuss the dreariness of working from home, how Bhad Babie can inspire us all, and get up to speed on Deshaun Watson. Then Seth visits with author Larry Olmsted (31:00), author of the book, Fans: How Watching Sports Makes Us Happier, Healthier, and More Understanding.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth and his former teammate Drew Hodgdon discuss J.J. Watt's surprise decision to take his talents to the desert. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth discovers yet another new thing that makes him feel like Grandpa Simpson: Top Shot virtual sports cards. He and Drew discuss the legitimacy of Top Shot and whether it'll survive the pandemic. They then discuss why height and 40 times are way overrated in the NFL.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My friend and former co-host from the morning show, Paul Gallant, joins me to explain what's going on with Russell Wilson in Seattle. Paul hosts the morning show on the Seahawks flag station, and he also has a weekly show with Pete Carroll during the season. He breaks down the situation with the Seahawks, and we also play a game of Who's More Disgruntled? Seth Payne played in the NFL for ten years. He now hosts a radio show and this podcast. You can follow him on Twitter and Instagram @SethCPayne. Follow Paul Gallant on Twitter and Instagram @GallantSays. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth and Drew discuss Tiger Woods' car crash, with Seth displaying some kind of peculiar cynical optimism, and Drew weighing in with his experience as a surgical sales rep. Seth admits he doesn't know what "meta" means. Seth has a theory that quarterbacks have become more diva-like because front offices have grown more analytical. Seth and Drew evaluate whether they are living by the code of some random blogger. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.