Janie & Aaron Does Hollywood

In this week’s episode, Janie goes “full Tom Cruise” when she gets injured during a stunt on a commercial shoot, Aaron goes “full Atticus Finch” when he finds himself defending the legitimacy of the “sandwich”, plus the duo discuss the fine line between stalking and love. Also, which is worse for the world: helium balloons or shock comedy. And does SkyMall still exist? WE WILL BE ON HIATUS FOR A FEW WEEKS, BUT DO NOT FEAR! WE SHALL RETURN AFTER SOME WORK AND TRAVEL GET SORTED OUT! Thank you for bearing with us! Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com.

In this week’s episode, Aaron’s haircut leads to an interesting discovery, Janie’s pronunciation of “Costco” is finally (and righteously) called into question, and the duo find themselves weighing the value of PreFixe Dinners. Plus, what is more disgusting... restaurants putting peas in guacamole to keep it green longer or actually eating a human arm? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com.

In this week’s episode, we are once again joined by comedian Paul F. Tompkins who pops in from the living room to get judgy (SNAPPPED!). Janie reveals she wants to expand the podcast’s reach any way she can, Aaron reveals he wants to open a theme restaurant based on the horror movie A QUIET PLACE, and the duo discuss whether the world needs a reboot of Chili’s “Baby Back Ribs” jingle. Plus, which outdoor activity is the best: fishing or spelunking? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email mailto:janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by http://KatParsonsMusic.com

In this week’s episode, Aaron sweats through his experience running in this year’s Camp Pendleton Mud Run, Janie fantasizes about becoming a police officer who specializes in cold cases, and BREAKING NEWS: WE HAVE AN UPDATE ON THE CANCER SHOES. Plus, do all parties really *need to be present* to be seated at a restaurant? Is exercise worth it? And one of our hosts gets an hilariously aggressive TSA pat down. Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email mailto:janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by http://KatParsonsMusic.com

In this week’s episode, Janie makes her “end of life” plans known, Aaron makes his obsession with Mexican rice and chips known, and the duet debate the pronunciation of “Costco.” Plus, should cake ever be in a popsicle form? Should hot air balloons be outlawed? And Janie and Aaron get aggressively competitive at a friend’s birthday bash in what will go down in history as “The Battle of the Birthday Cards.” 
 Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com.

In this week’s episode, Aaron recklessly takes a $200,000 dollar Porsche on a test drive that will change his life forever, Janie recklessly takes more cornbread from the local Souplantation than one should be legally allowed to pocket, and the duet discuss getting life insurance (possibly related to the first two topics). Plus, is there any better smell out there in the world than “petrichor”? And what exactly is the point of the Antiques Roadshow? 
 Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com.

In this week’s episode, Janie considers becoming a “Crisis Actor” to open up more casting opportunities, Aaron considers a ridiculous new living arrangement along the famed Venice Canals of Los Angeles, and the duo discuss their "tips and tricks" to best poison a secret foreign operative. Plus, are anchovies edible, really? Should Janie be arrested for following babies on Instagram she doesn’t even know?! And the spectacularly funny and brilliant Canadian writer/producer Kathryn Borel pops by to get her SNAP on! 
 Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Special Guest: @kathrynborel. Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com.

In this week’s exciting episode, Janie exposes the tale of her family’s secret treasure trove of golden bracelets, Aaron expresses his support of the Dark Web, and the duo come up with a fail proof plan to sneak in to the Royal Wedding. Plus, the most controversial Snap Judgement in years: CORN BREAD. Also, will this podcast ever be sponsored by Blue Apron? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

This week, Aaron gets personal about his time on the CW’s The 100 and his big plans for the future, Janie gets personal about her ability to make hot tea better than most Brits, and the duo figure out the best way to tell your best friend that they have a terrible haircut. Plus, there’s nothing trivial about the HQ app, is aura-photography a scam, and what the hell is Weed Culture? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

In this week’s episode, Janie compares herself willingly to Stormy Daniels, Aaron confesses willingly to dressing up like an inflatable fish for money, and the duo debate whether or not Janie could put aside her political beliefs to play the role of a Bernie Bro. Plus, should a man have to ask a woman’s father for permission to marry her? And how many points would that give you on the Chase Sapphire card? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

This week, Aaron rents a ridiculously glam six bedroom mansion in Temecula, Janie refuses to believe the next generation has been named “Generation Alpha” and the duo debate Ben Affleck’s full back tattoo. Plus, which streaming services are worth the price and should we launch a line of Janie & Aaron Does Hollywood Sweat Berets? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

In week’s episode, Aaron shares the hilarious tale of the sketchiest Xmas gift of all times, Janie discovers Aaron somehow doesn’t know who the Property Brothers are, and the two debate just how big of a mid-life crisis one needs to have in order to buy and ride a Razor Scooter. Plus, should clipping your nails on an airplane be a felony? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

In this week’s episode, Janie takes name dropping to a whole new level while bragging about the most celeb-filled-email-chain of all times, Aaron takes hypothetical questioning to a whole new level while pitching a TV show based on his own murder, and comedian Paul F. Tompkins swings by to get religious about Angel Hair Pasta. Plus, we dare to Snap Judge … OPRAH. Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

Not every episode is a winner. Janie and Aaron are human. And sometimes, humans have low energies and crappy days and STILL attempt to record a brand new podcast. The result… garbage-town. But hey, you love us, right? I mean, we even try to Snap Judge “sunshine.” Lower all expectations. Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

In this historic revival of the classic comedy podcast, Janie and Aaron are reunited at long last. Janie attends the hottest movie premiere of the year only to end up eating dinner at a trash can, Aaron gets a new dog only to realize that they require multiple daily walks outdoors (!), and the duo agree to adopt an orphan child when they’re both fifty. Plus, does flossing really work, and who just discovered a lost BitCoin fortune? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

Originally aired October 22, 2013 Aaron happily becomes a human lab rat, Janie unhappily refuses to tell a white lie to the loyal listeners, plus the duo welcome the founder and executive producer of MORTIFIED, David Nadelberg, to a super sized edition of “Snap Judgements.” Plus, what’s more alarming: crying in public or an animated cartoon about baby T-rexes called “Adorbasaurs!” And get ready: it’s “Pumpkin Body Butter” season! Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com And be sure to check out the new documentary about MORTIFIED - info at www.mortifiednation.com

Originally aired September 3, 2013 Aaron gets asked to perform another wedding (by a stranger!), Janie gets a gift basket of gourmet cookies (by a dentist!), and the duo eschew world politics for an in depth analysis of twerking. Plus, the best positioning of “sex mirrors” and the dangers of trusting your instincts. Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired August 13, 2013 Aaron enjoys free food at a fancy new restaurant opening, Janie doesn't enjoy her expensive cocktail at a fancy mixology bar, and the duo pitch which classic Hollywood film they'd want to see re-made. Plus, is there anything worse than door-to-door salvation salesmen? Answer: Yes, when people let their infants pee in public pools. Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired July 30, 2013 After a two week hiatus, we're back! Janie blows off Jury Duty for an audition, Aaron blows off humanity for an apartment without neighbors, and the duo get serious about giving a food basket as a wedding gift. Plus, are movies better with subtitles? Is WAZE a great app or a recipe for disaster? And what the hell are "Jesus Underpants"? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired August 14, 2012 Aaron crashes the Political Animals premiere party, Janie considers enhancing her career with an old fashioned PR scandal, and the duo decide to open a Protest Rally Costume Store. Plus, how to discover million dollar paintings at local garage sales! Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com