Janie & Aaron Does Hollywood

Originally aired July 31, 2012 Aaron has a close encounter with a deadly rattlesnake, Janie has a close encounter with the entire cast of FRIENDS, and the duo debate the quality of American TV versus British TV. Plus, what is more repulsive: rape jokes or Axe Body Spray? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired July 24, 2012 Janie shamelessly extorts Aaron in his time of need, Aaron shamelessly considers making his own celebrity sex tape, and the duo dissect the nature of artistic collaboration. Plus, what is more terrifying: Bull Sharks or Baggage Fees? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired June 19, 2012 Aaron does the unthinkable and eats dinner in DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES, Janie finally admits that she can't keep a secret, and the duo debate which a bigger threat on society as we know it: bird flu or procedural dramas. Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Contact: janieandaaron@gmail.com. Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

Originally aired June 12, 2012 Janie questions the value of monogamy, Aaron questions the value of evite, and the duo debate whether a good job in Hollywood is worth more than their friendship. Plus, should it be illegal to tip barristas? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Contact: janieandaaron@gmail.com. Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

Originally aired: May 28, 2012 Aaron catches up on Janie's "hairy" casting director workshop, Janie learns what it means to be a "Bubble Boy," and the duo weigh in on whether feeding your kids tons of Nutella makes them fat (spoiler: it does). Plus, what's more likely: lunar travel or eating your own placenta? Contact: janieandaaron@gmail.com. Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com.

Originally aired May 14, 2013 Aaron shares the exciting details of his #InsaneBikeTriptoMexico, Janie shares the excruciating details of how she like to eat a Twix Bar, and the duo get adventurous with some local Urban Exploring! Plus, does visiting WebMD make you a real doctor, and what are your plans for the forthcoming cicadapocalypse? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired May 7, 2012 Janie intends to produce an indie feature where she accuses Kevin Spacey of being a pedophile, Aaron intends to accuse Janie of phoning in the birthday gift she bought him, and the duo make plans to seek asylum in foreign countries for crimes they haven’t yet committed. Plus, should handshakes be outlawed? And is three miniature hamburgers really better than one normal sized one? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired April 16, 2013 Janie takes a stroll down memory lane to the salad days when she ran a theater company, Aaron takes a stroll down memory lane to the high school days when he recorded a fake radio show, and the duo have "Hungry Eyes" when it comes to the Dirty Dancing soundtrack. Plus, is it societally acceptable to leave your trash behind in a movie theater? And get in on the ground floor with Aaron's latest invention: Valet Shoes! Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired March 12, 2013 Aaron gives us a lesson on how-not-to network when he attends the Joe Schmo Show finale, Janie gives us a lesson on how-not-to-be-aware-of-the-world-around-her when she admits she's somehow never heard of the Harlem Shake, and the duo test out a new system to improve the podcast's sound! Plus, what is more ridiculous: bromances or filibustering? And can Highlights Magazine give you E. Coli? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired March 5, 2013 Janie addresses her massive Samsung commercial campaign with Tim Burton, Aaron addresses the outpouring of fan demand for his incredibly exciting Australian wombat encounter, and the duo dig deep to give a listener tips on public speaking. Plus, Janie blows her nose seven times on the air, Aaron claims he and Family Guy's Seth MacFarland performed a high school graduation speech together, and what is the deal with superstitions? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired February 26, 2013 In this super-sized episode, Aaron must face the fact that his show, DO NO HARM, was cancelled, Janie must face the fact that she once wore overalls un-ironically, and the duo argue about the value of spending any time talking about wombats. Plus, comedian Paul F. Tompkins swings by the kitchen for Snap Judgements (and makes history by becoming the first guest to provide a topic!) Also, did Avril Lavigne steal Aaron's fashion style? Does Janie enjoy eating in a train? And we debut the new insult, "Strawberry Mango Banana Gums!" Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired February 19, 2012 Janie makes a connection between her gross stomach virus and Supermodel Naomi Campbell, Aaron makes a connection between Australia and a food called Dukkah, and the duo discuss Janie’s inevitable criminal trial and her unavoidable prison sentence. Plus the power of Asymmetry, the importance of liquid soap, and is giving someone flowers an eco-travesty? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired February 12, 2013 Season Two has begun! Season Two of the award-worthy podcast, JANIE & AARON DOES HOLLYWOOD, kicks off with a non-literal bang. Aaron unveils his fool-proof plan to conquer jet-lag, Janie unveils a complete lack of compassion for her co-host, and the duo develop a potential blockbuster stage show utilizing the beloved McDonald’s characters. Plus, what is more terrifying: Spider Storms in Brazil or Prince William’s hair? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired January 8, 2013 Janie’s hobnobbing at the BILLY ON THE STREET premiere leads to a run-in with agist misogamists, Aaron is finally forced to tackle the age-old query, “why DOES pop go fizz?” And the duo’s Twalking Point gets SMSsy when they debate the merits of personally signing each and every iMessage. Plus, which seat on a plane is best: aisle or window? And what’s really wrong with people who claim to not watch TV? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired December 18, 2012 **Last episode until Jan.8, 2013, have the HAPPIEST OF HOLIDAYS!!"** Janie's brain has a hipster meltdown while ordering brunch, Aaron's name is misspelled on screen for his HOME ALONE movie, and the duo consider buying a tandem bicycle to advertise the podcast. Plus, fruitcake, CROCS, scones, New Years Eve parties: WHY DO THESE THINGS EXIST ANYHOW? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired December 10, 2012 Aaron wants nothing more than for Janie to give him a haircut, Janie wants nothing more than to discuss gender roles in the media, and the duo get astrological while debating Pluto's planetary status. Plus, details on Aaron's new NBC show DO NO HARM and the age old debate: what's more infuriating: airline seats or candy canes. Bonus: a new eco-friendly invention that could change TOP CHEF as we know it! Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired December 3, 2012 Janie vows to replace Laura Linney on the introduction to PBS’s Masterpiece Classics’ DOWNTON ABBEY, Aaron vows to build a “Robot Jury” that will provide impeccable impartiality for all trials, and the duo try recording in Aaron’s spacious 15-room “mansion” in the “Hollywood Hills.” Plus, what’s more dangerous? Blowing out birthday candles or Hamas? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired November 27, 2012 Aaron shares his plan to move into a 24-hour Korean Day Spa to save money on rent, Janie shares the details of her star turn on ABC’s Happy Endings, and the duo take a trip down memory lane to share the shocking true story of how they first met (Origin Story Alert)! Plus French kissing on camera, religious solicitations, and Aaron’s autobiography, “Some Babies Don’t Like Butter.” And what’s worse: Raisins or Pulp Fiction? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired November 20, 2012 Janie plays mixologist by stirring up some homemade Manhattans, Aaron plays audio-book by performing a listener’s dramatic short story, and the duo break down the do’s and don’ts of Holiday Gift Giving etiquette. Plus, Aaron’s Indisputable theory on the “Right Way To Eat A Cupcake” and Janie’s mind-bending opinions on the importance of hallucinogenics. Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron). Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com

Originally aired November 13, 2012 Aaron asks for creative help in sending well-wishes to his father, Janie asks for help remembering what exactly happened at her booze-filled birthday party, and the duo dissect the best foods to have stocked up in case of a sudden Frankenstorm. Plus, what’s more degrading: flashing your boobs to get free drinks or refusing to eat the rind on a good piece of brie? Gotta question for Janie and Aaron? Tweet @JanieHaddad and @DrLawyercop (or email: janieandaaron@gmail.com) Like us on our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/JanieandAaron. Jingles by KatParsonsMusic.com. Logo by AllOneWordDesign.com