Chip And Cern Show

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Synopsis

The Chip and Cern Show is a podcast about everything and nothing at the same time. This show is real, random, rant filled and ruleless. Be sure to follow the Chip and Cern Show to never miss an episode. Give us a like on Facebook, subscribe on iTunes or a thumbs up on YouTube. If you are digging what we do be sure to tell a friend.website: www.chipandcernshow.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/chipandcernshow/Twitter: https://twitter.com/chipandcernshowSoundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/chip-and-cern-showiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/chip-and-cern-show/id1063002917?mt=2YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ChipandCernShowemail: chipandcernshow@gmail.com

Episodes

  • Joshua Weissman, Annoying Our Kids, and Wedding Pranks

    Joshua Weissman, Annoying Our Kids, and Wedding Pranks

    01/04/2021 Duration: 52min

    We both have really been loving Joshua Weissman’s YouTube channel and have been cooking up some goodies that he has featured on his channel. Then we did a bit of an education session about the controversy around MSG. We relived the once annual BBQ Pickle Off and Chip walked away with this trophy. We the chatted about Cern taking a real ownership of annoying his teenaged kids and Chip has a few ideas that we both enjoyed and thought would perfectly embarrass our kids. We then discuss some wedding pranks that maybe in the future for us, so stay tuned. Thanks for listening folks! 

  • Going to the Dentist, Tushy, and Summer

    Going to the Dentist, Tushy, and Summer

    25/03/2021 Duration: 57min

    Cern shares his latest dentist story which will no doubt have you squirming and we discuss flossing habits. Cern is sold on the reasons to get a Tushy and we think that Tushy should sponsor the show for a bit and we would be more than happy to talk about poop. Cern’s pool is going to be the place to be this summer, so we started chatting about that and Cern brings up his latest HOA beef. Enjoy it folks and thanks for listening. 

  • COVID Vaccine, DMV, and Jr. College

    COVID Vaccine, DMV, and Jr. College

    18/03/2021 Duration: 52min

    Cern was lucky enough to get the first round of the COVID vaccine. Cern then had a classic DMV story which tailgated right into one of the strangest Lowes experiences Cern has had. We then talked about trying to get away with not paying for parking in Jr. College and some other stories from around that time. As always thanks for listing and enjoy this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

  • Dad Stories, HS Internet Firewalls, and Cern’s HOA

    Dad Stories, HS Internet Firewalls, and Cern’s HOA

    18/03/2021 Duration: 01h51s

    We swap some dad stories about how our kids always have been duping us about different things. We had a blast from the past and chatted about trying to get around the high school internet firewalls to look at boobs with your friends. Then we relive some of Cern’s HOA battles and Chip is predicting there is going to be a big battle this summer with Cern. Thanks for listening and if you want a sticker or two send us an email at chipandcernshow@gmail.com  

  • Cerns Snake Bite and Cardi B UP

    Cern's Snake Bite and Cardi B UP

    04/03/2021 Duration: 48min

    Cern’s son loves his snakes, lizards, and other things that crawl in the night. The day finally arrived that he got bit by the snake and then tickled by the rat he was going to feed it. We then spin Cardi B’s newest hit Up on YouTube and we enjoyed it. Added to the playlists and show prep mix. A quick trip through all the sports headlines and we wrap it up. All this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Thanks for listening!

  • Ted Cruz, Pokemon Go, and a Million Kids ?s

    Ted Cruz, Pokemon Go, and a Million Kids ?s

    25/02/2021 Duration: 55min

    Ted Cruz is being a total asshole and ditched Texas to head to Mexico leaving his entire constituency behind.  We had a bang-up time playing Pokemon Go during their last event as we all were trying to complete the OG 151 Pokemon which we all ended up doing. We then started talking about old video games and into how kids always are asking a million questions about everything. Thanks for listening! 

  • Cern’s Lent, Joss Whedon, and TikTok

    Cern’s Lent, Joss Whedon, and TikTok

    18/02/2021 Duration: 53min

    Cern covers his plans for Lent and we both try to sort out what the actual rules are for Lent. A little chat about the snow in Texas and then we started to chat about the Joss Whedon accusations that are out and we were taking the time to throw it back in our old teacher’s face. Low and behold the exact professor we had was quoted in the New York Times. We then chatted about TikTok and if we should get into it or let it pass. All this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

  • I’m Not a Cat, Megan Thee Stallion, and Janet Jackson Super Bowl Nip Slip

    I’m Not a Cat, Megan Thee Stallion, and Janet Jackson Super Bowl Nip Slip

    11/02/2021 Duration: 51min

    We quickly cover the Super Bowl and how disappointing it was, but Cern did win his SB Squares, so that was good. We then watched the “I’m Not a Cat” video a few times because it is just too perfect of a video. Cern brought the newest Megan Thee Stallion video for discussion and enjoyment. That got us going down and somehow listening to some E-40 which brought us back to late high school and college years. We then rewatched the Janet Jackson Super Bowl Nip Slip and were still floored how that changed things. All this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Thanks for listening folks!

  • Chip’s Power Bill, GME, and drivers license

    Chip’s Power Bill, GME, and drivers license

    04/02/2021 Duration: 43min

    We did the show before the show, so had to catch everyone up on that. There isn’t much way around Chip’s monster power bill because everyone is always home, all the time. Then Cern shares that he actually owned some GME stock for a few years back in the days of $4.50, but sold it a year or so ago cause it wasn’t even worth paying attention to. Chip heard of this song drivers license by Olivia Rodrigo so we listened to part of that. We really miss judged this song based on the title and it is an amazing song. Another solid show for you all this week. Go Chiefs. 

  • Super Bowl LV Preview

    Super Bowl LV Preview

    28/01/2021 Duration: 36min

      We called in the big heat for this week’s episode! Stat Boi Dana joins us for a preview of Super Bowl LV between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.  Dana is picking the GOAT Tom Brady, much to Cern’s chagrin who is joining Chip and we are picking the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl. Hear the prop bets, who we all pick, and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

  • President Biden, NFL Playoffs, and Baseball Heckles

    President Biden, NFL Playoffs, and Baseball Heckles

    21/01/2021 Duration: 49min

    We are back and finally have President Biden in the White House. We were glad there was no major violence and looking forward to some forward progress for this country and its citizens.  We went through how the NFL playoffs are shaping up before the Super Bowl in a few weeks. Then we chatted a bit about all the heckles we used to drop in high school and rattled off a few from our old favorite site Heckle Depot. Thanks for listening and if you have any suggestions for the show drop us a line at chipandcernshow@gmail.com. 

  • Dog Got Skunked, John Dillermand, and The Batman

    Dog Got Skunked, John Dillermand, and The Batman

    14/01/2021 Duration: 52min

    We have quite the show for you this week! Chip’s dog got skunked! Cern found this crazy new Danish kid’s show about a man with an estimated 14 foot penis. We then discussed the upcoming Batman movie and mention a few funny college stories. Another great one this week. Thanks for listening. 

  • Trumps Treason and NY Resolutions

    Trump's Treason and NY Resolutions

    07/01/2021 Duration: 32min

    We discuss what a bang 2021 has started off with. What will going down as a day in history. Once we got that off our chests, discuss the general sillyness of the New Years Resolutions. Then the show took a turn for the bukkake. Chip then shares a story about how bukkake was the topic of one Christmas night drunken dinner games. All the mentioned hilarity and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. Thanks for all the support everyone  

  • Xmas Recap, Santa, and Elf on the Shelf

    Xmas Recap, Santa, and Elf on the Shelf

    07/01/2021 Duration: 45min

      Chip and Cern break down each other’s COVID Christmas celebrations. Topics include pondering why kids wake up so early and never let parents sleep. Chip and Cern discuss how much credit they should be giving Santa when it comes to gifts. All this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

  • Xfinity Still Sucks, Egg Nog, and Dutch Bros

    Xfinity Still Sucks, Egg Nog, and Dutch Bros

    24/12/2020 Duration: 36min

      Stop us if you have heard this one before, but Chip is going to battle with Xfinity. WiFi issues still continue to plague his house, so he is ditching the XFi modem/router combo. Chip and Cern both hate Egg Nog despite it being loved during this time of year. Chip tries to find out what the cool kids at the Cern household are drinking for coffee. Dutch Bros is the hottest rage in the Folsom Coffee Scene. All this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

  • Zodiac Killer Cipher Decoded and Palm Devices

    Zodiac Killer Cipher Decoded and Palm Devices

    17/12/2020 Duration: 31min

    After 50 years of countless attempts at cracking the Zodiac ciphers someone cracked the famous Zodiac 340 Cipher. Chip and Cern cracked it on the air, just by some light Googling, but hats off to the team that cracked the cipher. Lots of kids today won’t realize how to rewind the VCR and the pain of getting a fee at Blockbuster for not returning a properly rewound tape. All this fun and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

  • Advent Calendars, Beer, and Adam Sandler Movies

    Advent Calendars, Beer, and Adam Sandler Movies

    10/12/2020 Duration: 37min

    Chip and Cern discuss different strategies to unload your unwanted beers on friends, then Chip realizes he has been duped by his own move. Cern got a beer advent calendar and it looks tasty! Chip and Cern discuss Adam Sandler movies and his recent hit Uncut Gems. All this hilarity and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

  • Best Buy, Smart Homes, and Dad Stories

    Best Buy, Smart Homes, and Dad Stories

    03/12/2020 Duration: 43min

      Chip and Cern discuss the last time they went to a Best Buy and Chip went 3 times in one week! Cern is installing new smart home light switches around his house and then Chip and Cern go a few rounds of Dad Stories. All this and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show. 

  • Sonos, Kids, and Pokemon Go

    Sonos, Kids, and Pokemon Go

    26/11/2020 Duration: 35min

    Happy Thanksgiving to our American Chip Monks and Cern Sluts. Chip got a Sonos, so he won't shut up about that. Chip and Cern talking about Pokemon Go and how much more fun it is now that their kids are into it as well. Chip tells some jokes that a 5-year-old tells and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.  If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to chipandcernshow@gmail.com, and we will give you one. As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!

  • Black Friday 2020

    Black Friday 2020

    19/11/2020 Duration: 45min

      Chip and Cern are back with the 2020 version of the Black Friday show. Chip and Cern discuss their old Black Friday hi jinx, things they are on the hunt for this year, and run through a few of the top Black Friday ads.    If you want a free sticker, shoot an email to chipandcernshow@gmail.com, and we will give you one.   As always we appreciate you spreading the word with your friends, coworkers, family, and churchgoing community members. The Hits are great into to the Chip and Cern Show, so share those!    

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