Chip And Cern Show

We chat about some cheaters! Some at fishing and then some vibrating butt plug action at a chess tournment. Then we chatted about all the ways to cheat in high school with the Ti-83+ calculator. 

We chat about the Aaron Judge home run record wait as he approaches the 60. Chip shares about his extreme hubris with his kid's candy and we chat about the upcoming NFL games and Rams v 9ers games. 

We are back live this week and chat about our vacations/work travel. Also the paid of submitting expense reports and taking work trainings. Plus fall is coming so it is pumpkin spice season. Thanks for listening!

The Chip and Cern late summer vacation continues. We will be back live next week! Here is another gem from the vault. 

We are on vacation so we bring you a Chip and Cern Show From the Vault! This episdoe is called Poop Roomba and is one of our faves! Enjoy!

We are on vacation so we are kicking this one to the vault. Someone pooped at Chip's old workplace and the CEO had to send a company wide email out. Enjoy! 

Cern is getting a new AC unit installed, but the only issue is that it isnt working! We chat about the creepy and frankly unsettling reports of some of the sex that went down in the Playboy Mansion with Hugh Hefner. We dove into some history of the Playboy magazine and our quest to get one in our youth. Thanks for listening!

We chat about Tatis Jr’s PED suspension and his lame excuse for the positive test. Chip has been watching old Arnold movies and we play smash or trash Nicki Minaj new Super Freaky single.

Trump’s personal house was raided this week by the FBI and that has the GOP very upset. We then discuss the lackluster at best SF Giants season. Cern has 3 kids in school and Chip has one, but summer time is nearly over. Thanks for listening!

Cern got a new fridge for his new house and only one problem, it was a bit to big for his space. We chat about kid’s lackluster attempts at chores and Chip’s dog got a rat and brought it in the house. Thanks for listening!

Chip's family is back at him for getting cats. His dog also got skunked again for the 2nd time. Also a funny story about eating frosting in high school. Enjoy!

We are on a break this week, so bringing you another one from the Chip and Cern Vaults. Enjoy and we will see you all next week! 

Cern got himself a few things on Prime Day! We chatted about the typing classed we had to take in school and actually saving our work to a floppy disk. We then relived some 4th of July hijinx from our early 20s. Thanks for listening!

We battle some more Xfinity downtime, but give a 4th of July breakdown. We had a great time and then discussed the results of the annual Pickle Off. 

Chip had to be on the horn with Xfinity for a bit only to get $20 bucks back. Chip and a few buddies went to the A's game and shared that story. We then chatted about the overbearing Little League parents. Thanks for listening! 

Chip's Xfinity internet is on the fritz and Cern has been having issues with his own Xfinity setup. Chip's wife was at the dentist and we discuss how cush setup being a dentist is. We also chatted about of limited knowledge of the new LIV Golf situation. Thanks for listening!

We are both a few episodes into the new Obi Wan show and are enjoying it. Cern saw the new Jurassic World movie and thought it was pretty good despite some eye-rolling bits. Chip's daughter is getting friendly with snakes and this is making the new cat idea look so bad. Thanks for listening!  

We both played some serious Pokemon this past weekend because it was PoGo Fest. Cern's kids have been into Pokemon cards and baseball cards which is an old hobby for Chip and Cern. Thanks for listening!

Cern has moved into his new house and there are stories to follow of course. We discuss Joc getting slapped by Pham, and the return of the 4th of July Pickle Off. Thanks for listening! 

We are taking the week off! Here is one from the vault from way back in 2016! The Barstool Sports 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge. Enjoy and see you next week!