You Hate Movies

Our panel of expert cinephiles (and readers) have all read and seen Dune 2 and are fully prepared to offer praise, to nitpick, and to argue about whether or not Timothy Chalamet ruined the movie. Featuring: Abi Porter, Gavin Bennett, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter

Glamorous! Who are you wearing? It's award season at You Hate Movies, and we have thoughts about the Oscars. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Your resident expert cinephiles have finally compiled the definitive list of the top 10 movies of 2023. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Join our expert cinephile panel as we rank the top five greatest cinematic depictions of Santa in movie and Christmas history! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Peter Hornberger, and Tyler Hanns

Cowabunga! Three longtime Ninja Turtle fans and one complete newcomer to the IP have gone through Mutant Mayhem and back and returned to argue about it.  Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Matt Hughes

Well, all of us saw Oppenheimer, but only one of us saw Barbie. But that won't stop us from arguing about both!   Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spanning four decades, nine movies, and two franchises, Rocky Balboa and Adonis Creed come head to head as we rank every Rocky and Creed movie from worst to best. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter

What better way to end the year than with our top ten favorite movies of 2022? Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns

Happy Halloween! It's time to complete David Gordon Green's Halloween quasi-reboot trilogy. Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns

There’s still time to immerse yourself in Halloween through the power of movies. We’ll tell you how! Our panel of cinephiles has assembled their own respective Halloween movie recommendation lists. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Patrick Porter

Earlier this year Hulu managed to shock the world with the unimaginable: A very good sequel to a franchise genre film with Prey. Can they do it again with Hellraiser, one of the most unique and beloved horror films of all time? No. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Patrick Porter

As we celebrate the greatness of Prey, it's time to rank all seven movies in the Predator franchise from worst to best. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, and Patrick Porter

The unthinkable has happened! In an era of threadbare sequels hopelessly abandoned to streaming services, one magnificent entry rises up from the ashes of the Predator franchise. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Levi Warren, and Patrick Porter

The god of thunder is back! But is there any thunder left in a decidedly un-cinematic Marvel Universe bogged down by underwhelming non-events and Disney TV shows? Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

In the final installment of our three-episode journey into the Jurassic Park franchise, we're learning what the Jurassic World trilogy means to its evolving target audience.

In this second installment of our three-episode journey into the Jurassic Park franchise, we're debriefing the sixth and ostensibly final entry in the Jurassic saga.  Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, and Patrick Porter

In this first installment of our three-episode journey into the jurassic park franchise, Josh is taking a deep dive into Jurassic Park and its sequels, what does and doesn’t work, and how Jurassic World: Dominion fares as the saga’s conclusion.

Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Play along and let us know which movies you think will be the top 10 of the summer. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Listen in awe as not even our most dedicated Marvel apologists can find anything nice to say the Disney corporation's latest blockbuster. Featuring: Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

We watch a lot of movies. In this bonus episode—previously exclusive to Patreon—we’ll take a (relatively) spoiler-free tour of what we’ve been watching and to whom we would recommend or warn against it. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns