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The Batman is back... again. We have lots of thoughts about it. Maybe we liked it. I don't know. We don't sound like it sometimes. So brace yourselves—one way or another—for our opinions! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Your resident expert cinephiles have finally compiled the definitive list of the top 10 movies of 2021. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Does the final installment in the MCU's Spider-Man trilogy really earn all its fanfare, or does it amount to little more than dorky fan fiction?   Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns

Finally, we settle the great Christmas movie debate once and for all by presenting our top 10 favorite Christmas movies of all time! Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, Peter Nikiforov, and Tyler Hanns

Listen as we put our resident expert cinephiles to the test in a harrowing contest of Christmas movie trivia! Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, Peter Nikiforov, and Tyler Hanns

Halloween isn't over yet! Listen as we continue the spooktacular celebrate we began last year by surviving Halloween Kills! Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matthew Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

More than a half-century after what is arguably the most influential work of science fiction was published, it finally gets a faithful big-screen adaptation. Or… half of one anyway. Our expert cinephiles (made up of both longtime Dune readers and Dune newcomers alike) weigh in on Denis Villeneuve’s visionary epic.   Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from August 2021. How old is Ridley Scott? Can we remember which Expendables movie was which? Should Bethany watch The Texas Chain Saw Massacre? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you. Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Michael Dumont, Patrick Porter, and Vanessa Porter

Marvel Studios returns to the big screen with Black Widow. But can Natasha's spy thriller rekindle Marvel's old magic, or has the MCU overstayed its welcome? Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Michael Dumont

After the long plague delay, John Krasinski returns to the world of his kiddie-pool horror hit with A Quiet Place Part II. After all our dotting and fawning over the original, can the follow-up possibly curry our favor? Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Michael Jensen, and Patrick Porter

For the first time since 1962, the world’s most famous kaiju duke it out on the big screen. Does Godzilla vs Kong bring Legendary’s Monsterverse to an epic conclusion worthy of the titular titans? Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

After years of mewling fan outcry, Zack Snyder has delivered. Has he over-delivered? Can Snyder redeem the merciless crappiness that was Justice League, or is an entirely new movie necessary to accomplish so heroic a feat? Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

With hardly any movies being released and even fewer being watched, we managed to scrape together our top 10 lists for the world's most beloved year to date. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

It took nearly three decades, but beloved 80s boneheads Bill and Ted have finally returned in 2020. Concluding our road to Face the Music, here are our thoughts on the conclusion to the Bill and Ted saga.   Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns 

It took nearly three decades, but beloved 80s boneheads Bill and Ted have finally returned in 2020. Before we can face the music we have to survive a most bogus journey.   Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns 

It took nearly three decades, but beloved 80s boneheads Bill and Ted have finally returned in 2020. Before we can face the music we have to embark on a most excellent adventure.   Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns  

This Christmas we can’t help but gush and deliberate over one of our favorite holiday flicks. Come discover the tragically underrated and overlooked The Family Stone. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Fourteen years ago, Borat left an undeniable mark on popular culture in a faux-documentary that will have audiences cackling and cringing as long as people watch movies. That’s a lot of legacy for a sequel to live up to all these years later. Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

In a year of movie drought, Netflix wants to remind us they can still release stuff. Can their adaptation of Donald Ray Pollock’s southern gothic masterpiece convince our panel of devoted fans and newcomers? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

There’s still time to immerse yourself in Halloween through the power of movies. We’ll tell you how! Our panel of cinephiles has assembled their own respective Halloween movie recommendation lists. Some of them make sense, others less so. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns There’s a spoiler in there for The Village.