Miserable Retail Slave
- Author: Vários
- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 344:33:21
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Synopsis
Tip Toeing the thin line between ridiculous and hilarious.
Episodes
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302. The Backwoods Yeet Club
01/12/2022 Duration: 01h08minShow Notes: I’m a father and The Diaper Party Fiasco/ having a baby is weird (4:30)/ Being an old dad (9:35)/ A sitcom dad struggle (12:00)/ Such arc and power (16:00)/ Old dad wisdom (19:07)/ Reach for the Aggro-Crag (24:00)/ Charcuterie Boards (26:10)/ Diaper Party (Reprise) (29:06)/ Would Tommy even hold a baby? (32:05)/ Turning 41 (33:00)/ Changing the name of the podcast (38:30)/ The cool toys (41:00)/ The quality of the toy aisle determines the quality of the store (44:00)/ Captain Power (47:25)/ The Ferret in the Pink Sweater (53:00)/ No tears for Tootsie (1:00:00)/
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301. Street Corner Comedians
27/07/2022 Duration: 58minBusking for jokes/ street corner comedy/ The Benny Hill (6:30)/ getting ran over as an adult (7:55)/ The short sock era (11:30)/ “see my forbidden ankles “/ drip (14:40)/ Doing it for a living (20:00)/ hiking trips (22:40)/ active tick alerts (31:00)/ small town bar experiences (32:50)/ Dollar General is a scam (36:24)/ Tommy comedy and big announcements (40:02)/ changing the podcast name (58:50)
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300. This is Sparta
29/06/2022 Duration: 01h01minHey. It's our 300th episode. 10 years, 300 episodes. And we celebrate by doing absolutely nothing special. Enjoy! Batman and Robert/ Have you ever been hot? (2:20)/ I got stuff to do (4:56)/ Getting stuck in these rituals (8:00)/ Eating hot things and everything’s a challenge (10:15)/ Flaming Hot Mt Dew (15:40)/ Episode 300 (20:35)/ Tommy, age 22 (23:40)/ “these hairy cheeks hide a dangerous secret” (25:30)/ Bathtub calamities (29:40)/ Shave your arm! (39:40)/ Randy is funny (38:00)/ College orientation and open houses (39:30)/ Dadcast (56:44)
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299. Easter Hams
13/06/2022 Duration: 56minGetting looked at/ Tommy’s fashion (2:50)/ The worst career choice in the world (5:50)/ Tommy’s dad is better at comedy (22:00)/ The Great Humbling (23:50)/ The upper peninsula (26:42)/ When Tommy met Jay Mohr (30:32)/ The signing (36:00)/ playing 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon using Tommy (45:00)
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298. Nick's Concussion Dream
05/06/2022 Duration: 01h01minThis episode was recorded live during Livestream for the Cure VI, the yearly livestreaming event in which indie podcasts from all over the world join together to help raise money for cancer research via listener donations. This episode isn't like a normal MRS, but it's lot of fun and you'll also hear Nick from Nikoli's Kitchen and Dan from Netflix n' Swill join in on the fun.
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297. Parody the Pun
03/06/2022 Duration: 01h13minThe Dad Joke Instinct/ The only chance for the middle ager (3:30)/ a briefcase of dads (4:00)/ bad luck (9:30)/ make me Taco Bell, Gordon Ramsay (16:00)/ “you know what bothers me about people lately…” and parking lot stories (22:24)/ rounding up because of a coin shortage (34:20)/ a bathtub I can baseball in (38:00)/ Darren McCarty (42:00)/ Parody the Pun (53:00)/ Jay Mohr (1:04:46)
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296. Who Watches the Bird Watchers?
18/05/2022 Duration: 55minThe end of this one was cut off due to techincal difficulties, but you won't even miss it. Promise. Birds are the harbingers of cool/ bird watching is an extreme sport/ Tommy ate bird poop (4:34)/ go ahead and spy on me (6:00)/ the fine art of watching (11:00)/ bird shaming (12:24)/ for the birds (16:45)/ Chicago jet setter (22:00)/ how many people has Will Smith slapped in his life? (25:10)/ seeing the great Mike Birbiglia (27:00)/ the sweater vested bearded Chad (28:00)/ millennial stall rules (29:00)/ Tommy quit again (35:53)/ boy, I wish people wouldn’t talk to me (53:50)/ Tim Allen’s friend (1:00:00)
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295. The Hotdogger
26/04/2022 Duration: 01h02minThe stupid things that people like/ a mad libs podcast (1:25)/ The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile and Tommy hates hot dogs/ the manager’s wingman (7:35)/ The hotdogger (11:50)/ Bulldacious (17:40)/ ice falls (19:00)/ Breaking Tommy’s back (20:00)/ warts and all (29:00)/ missed connections - lady package thief (34:00)/ a new way to speed date (39:00)/ Jay Mohr (43:10)/ Livestream for the Cure/ Alcohol (46:00)/ missed connections - looking problems (50:25)/ Tommy has an entrance song (57:30)
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294. The Traveling Meat Man
11/02/2022 Duration: 01h05minGreat days/ 7 am comedy (2:28)/ “some days I think I can do a back flip” (6:31)/ Tommy was a gymnast (9:20)/ fragrance (16:00)/ The traveling meat man (18:00)/ Well Done Ralph (22:50)/ Moonfall and Mac Tonight vs the Earth (29:00)/ I Like Dogs and screen saver (31:50)/ Frisbee Championships (40:00)/ a jokey-joke guy (49:00)/ Joe Millionaire (53:53)/ Jeff Dye and Tommy’s tired (59:00)/ the real problem facing earth (1:03:00)
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293. Wonderful
25/12/2021 Duration: 54minWelcome to another wonderful episode of the MRS comedy program. It's our official Miserable Retail Slave Christmas Party, even though Christmas is barely mentioned. Sit back, drink some eggnog, and enjoy. A decade of mediocrity/ Barbados Rules! And Clyde, Ohio (1:30)/ Old age (3:00)/ Randy has another epiphany (6:23)/ Tommy gets stranded on Gilligan’s Island and coconut talk (7:11)/ A childhood trauma revealed (10:54)/ The holiday season is wonderful (15:20)/ Scratch off lotto tickets (19:00)/ Tommy and Jay Mohr (23:50)/ Teaching youths about responsibility (28:00)/ Tommy’s a TikTok expert (29:45)/ Getting eaten would be the worst (34:30)/ Social obligations and the rule of the pizza party (37:40)/ Pineapple rage (40:19)/ How many slices? (45:30)/ The weirdest diet (48:15)
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292. The Zen Master of Laughter
10/12/2021 Duration: 01h10minThe MRS formula revealed/ Dollar Trees vs Dollar Generals/ Condoms (6:10)/ where’s the great 80s condom mascot (9:00)/ Samuel Trojan (11:30)/ where has MRS been aka the biggest episode ever? (15:45)/ Tommy ruins everything again (20:00)/ Life is better with a puppy (34:00)/ shout out to Barbados (42:00)/ do you round up? (44:50)/ whack jobs and communist red China Ritz crackers (48:00)/ comedy magic is made (56:00)/ Tommy’s opening for Jay Mohr (1:00:00)/ Tommy manages people (1:04:10) "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy Yo
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291. Dirt Hussies and Other Filth Lords
26/11/2021 Duration: 01h11minAnxiety rankings/ Bumper sticker talk (2:20)/ Redneck mudslut (4:00)/ More bumper stickers (7:50)/ Matty F’s somber tones (12:00)/ Rabbit talk (12:30)/ work singers (15:30)/ watching Hamilton (19:20)/ Thinning hair and a Bermuda Triangle of Sadness (21:15)/ Toupees in the wild/ Sad hairstyles and LA Looks (23:00)/ “give me some of them stem cells to rub on my head” (27:00)/ Matty F has babies (31:00)/ The Cats and kids metaphor (32:50)/ The hidden truth about bunnies (34:30)/ Living with kids is exactly like that Baby Shark Song (37:00)/ House smells (38:50)/ A retail rant from Matty (41:00)/ Tales of being essential and now not being essential in retail (43:00)/ Brain fog and losing all the arguments (46:00)/ Jury Duty and a game of Clue (47:35)/ Wrestling talk (54:00)/ Dog adoptions (1:03:11) "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ L
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290. Well, Whatever. Nevermind.
20/09/2021 Duration: 47minCracked heads and run over/ a new safety helmet (3:00)/ The art of throwing gum in the hair (4:46)/ I can’t imagine my father getting gum in his hair (7:00)/ Damp Pants Randy (Randy is fat) (16:00)/ Andre the Giant bod (17:00)/ walking clichés (19:00)/ a lifetime membership to diabetes (22:00)/ Grimace is a Taste Bud (24:15)/ Buying Elvis hair (28:10)/ puke n’ rally (31:45)/ Naked Nirvana baby is suing (33:36) "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: “Hard Times” by Dan “D-Boy” Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If y
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289. Saint Badonkadonk
30/08/2021 Duration: 01h04minPatrick Duffy and The Danaburger/ TGIF and Tommy’s Goonies adventures (1:00)/ I Think You Should Leave/ being afraid of TGIF (6:00)/ Tommy is afraid of Freddy Krueger (10:00)/ Tommy hears dead people and Paranormal Paranoia (13:34)/ Internotes about Internuts on the Internets: The Milk Crate Challenge (18:35)/ why do people do these challenges? (24:00)/ missed connections (26:00)/ Goat whisperer and breathtaking and plain humor (26:40)/ pick up lines and the urban legend of one-liner Chad (31:00)/ Rough Country (33:57)/ Love on the road (46:00)/ road rage (48:00)/ Cincinnati Daddies (50:00)/ scare tactic signs (54:00)/ Counting Crows (56:00)/ Saint Badonkadonk (58:00) "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mise
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288. Vinyl Hog
18/08/2021 Duration: 01h13minThis time, special guest cohost Matty F joins the show as we talk about time, Nuclear Man, camping misadventures, iTunes gift cards, and putting the RETAIL back in Miserable Retail Slave! Eeyore is the guest cohost tonight/ The slow March towards death: time (1:30)/ Late and early (2:30)/ awkward house parties (4:30)/ drop that beat (9:45)/ special guest Matty F from the podcast, Flummoxed (13:00)/ a Seinfeld podcast - That’s a Shame (14:00)/ putting the retail back in Miserable Retail Slave and missing retailq (15:00)/ Dusty Rhodes impressions (17:30)/ professional dad (20:00)/ what’s your favorite thing about working retail? (21:00)/ Applebee’s is Valhalla (27:00)/ characters in retail (28:50)/ missing mindlessness (31:20)/ The curious case of the serial pooper (33:00)/ dating tips with Matty F (37:00)/ nuclear man from Superman (44:00)/ Career aspirations of a youthful Joey Chestnut (48:00)/ asking iTunes gift cards (49:30)/ becoming a vinyl hound and Record Store Day (50:40)/ podcast vinyl and becoming
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287. Tommy's OK and That's Not Alright
27/07/2021 Duration: 01h16minLife happens and I make it funny/ waiting tables is crowd work/ Goosebumps and Fear Street (4:16)/ a chilling tale about a goose (6:40)/ getting a tattoo of you on yourself (7:30)/ Ghost ocean (8:20)/ The Great Cackler (9:00)/ snagging webs (9:50)/ smelling like Tom Waits’ overcoat (11:00)/ birds are bad omens (15:00)/ I have a beef to pick with you (23:10)/ Foghorn Leghorn talk and then Speedy Gonzalez talk (25:50)/ brass tacks (29:30)/ Tommy’s health scare (31:10)/ zip loc pee bags (34:15)/ MRS was on the Bummin with Bobcat podcast with Dennis from The Dennis Show and Shayna from Girl Interrupter (43:00)/ Howard Stern interviews (44:00)/ the tent fiasco (46:00)/ making your wonder years (57:00)/ an occupational masochist (1:00:34)/ The Knee-Slappers Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show! Randy and Dennis have a new podcast called Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers podcast. If you love the Tigers and MLB,
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286. Babe Ruth's Called Shot - The HUT
14/07/2021 Duration: 50minIt's the HISTORY OF UNIMPORTANT THINGS! This time, just in time for MLB's All-Star break, we talk baseball. Specifically, the history of Babe Ruth. More specifically, did Babe Ruth call his shot? It's one of the most infamous moments in sports history and we research this event and come to a decision about whether it happened or not. What did we decide? Listen and come to your own decision!
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285. Seeking Clown Autographs
24/06/2021 Duration: 01h27minwith special guest Dennis from The Dennis Show! and Pro Wrestling Intoxicated!! Tommy loved New kids on the Block/ Homemade MC Hammer pants/ sooooo many Kathys/ getting canceled is only a matter of time/ Debates about burritos/ burrito goes Hollywood/ The unsavory thing about Taco Bell/ Shakes the Clown/ the Summer of Sandler/ Robin Williams talk/ Going Overboard and Once Bitten/ we investigate Bobcat Goldthwait/ seeking Clown Autographs/ Patches/ clown sword/ Dennis from The Dennis Show/ dating while being a recluse/ the art of the phone prank/ Beecher Meats/ Pro Wrestling Intoxicated/ Subscription to the New Yorker/ BumWineBob/ conversations with porn stars/ why would you do that job?/ What is it about indie wrestling that Dennis loves?/ WWE and AEW talk/ Roman Reigns/ Facebook group problems Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?
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284. OnlyFeet DOT com
15/06/2021 Duration: 01h08min284. OnlyFeet DOT com Tommy’s Only Fans/ OnlyFeet DOT com/ Foot Fetish/ We try to understand the foot fetish/ Socks or not socks/ Foot sanitizer/ Tommy’s creed/ Thinking about that foot stool/ The favorite candy of the foot fetish/ Tommy’s Roadkill Inspection/ Tommy loves retail/ 9 year anniversary/ Old Dogs Go To Heaven/ Armchair Producer Doug Goodwin has a podcast/ HAKUNA MA’VODKA/ Is cow tipping real?/ forking/ Bea Arthur Yourself/ The Golden Girls of Podcasting/ Cosmopolitan Bookstore/ Death/ Take care of your tractor!/ the origins of Tommy’s tech hate/ Randy becomes a straight up loser Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone’s Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search “Miserable Retail Slave” on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes
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283. Government Issue Parrots
03/06/2021 Duration: 01h12minInconvenience Store/ car trouble/ The Tommy voodoo doll is working/ grill vs bbq/ clean meats/ ear wax debates/ a different kind of car trouble/ lip blind/ a story of ol’ Red/ we create a new game show/ Ridiculousness/ sleepy grandpa/ tequila/ Tommy is confused by Ice Cube/ GOLD PANTHER TEQUILA/ the table of transactions/ drinking celeb tequila/ calling people is the worst thing/ strong thumbs/ laziness breeds/ arguments about Kurt Vonnegut and sci-fi/ UFOs are real/ masks/ voodoo spaghetti/ believing in vibes/ The mindlessness of Retail/ e-rony/ 5 second podcasts/ Tommy’s death sentence/ dont sling around the clean meats/ government issued parrots