Jobber Squad: A Pro Wrestler, Character Generator Comedy Show

This week, we re-air the most reference episode in the entire podcast. The monster final boss of WWE: Mick Foley's Beard! Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

They've done it. WWE has acquired proprietary cloning technology and can now make 100 Nia Jax. But something fishy about how they're turning out. Also hitting the mat, a jobber who transforms into a new dog every time the bell rings, a demon that leap frogs into other wrestlers and the dreaded DOUBLE HORSE! Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

The fellas make a monster again this week on Jobber Squad, featuring a creature made out of junk from bodegas. Also hitting the mat is a Civil War general plucked from time, a son with a vendetta and a new father figure not looking to replace anyone. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

This week, the guys revitalize DDP's career as a calm, soothing competitor that knows how to talk a ref into any situation. Also hitting the mat, a new match involving debate and a lack of showers, a landlord hitting the WWE superstars living in Florida and french Rambo. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

Is it a fungal infection running amok in the locker room or a slimy, slithering jobber? Why not both? Also hitting the mat, a couple of fellas obsessed with baked potatoes, a dog-walker bringing back a catch phrase with attitude and a golf monster that tests how much Kris knows about golf. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

This week, the guys got it in their heads that making a Pokemon Trainer was a great idea. Find out if it turned out well in our Main Event. Also hitting the mat, a tombstone mascot happy to see you buried, a pun obsessed jobber and more! Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

Recorded on Father's Day, this episode of Jobber Squad is all about making the coolest dad. And what's cooler than a dad that only has their kids on weekends? Also hitting the mat, a warrior with a weaponized hot sauce, a marijuana paraphernalia businessman and a Carribean Dad who can't stop working his other jobs in the ring. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.  

This week, we share one of our favorite episodes again. What starts as a simple idea becomes a complex series of special effects, in-ring psychology and stupidity. It became the playbook of Jobber Squad! Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

This week, the jobber hitting the main event is...the hosts themselves. But it's more than a self-serving fantasy. It's also an EPIC fantasy. Also hitting the mat, Chuck E. Cheese's cousin obsessed with the cheesesteak, a sports mascot with ring skills and a fella looking to help you build a patio for a quick buck. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

Tommy Dreamer and Sandman get city jobs, accidentally show up at an arena and start wrestling again, only with intestinal issues? Sounds like a main event on Jobber Squad. Also hitting the match is a white man appropriating Native American culture, a young woman filled with angst and a tree hugger who knows how to cut you down. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

Every sport has a mascot; why not wrestling? This week, the guys make a mascot for the company wellness policy that no superstar can hide from forever. Also hitting the mat, a couple of fellas who patrol trailer parks, a quote-unquote "Bartender" and a rhyming suggestion that leads down a dark path. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.  

There are lots of programs geared towards getting kids excited to read. But no one said an adult can't join the fun. This week, our angry bookworm hit the Main Event. Also hitting the mat, the answer to what happen to Mayor McCheese, a weight lose champion who uses loose skin to soar in the skies and mid-life crisis Sting. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

Shawshank Redemption is a great movie. Why not recreate it in the ring? This week, a convict digs a tunnel outta prison and into our Main Event. Also hitting the mat, heavyweight train conductors, a handicapable robo man, and a horn dog milk man. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

WWE gets into the body modification business with this week's jobber: a cruiserweight with the heart of a horse! Also hitting the mat, a creepy candy store clerk, conjoined twins who refuse to wrestle as a singles competitor and a blind, deaf rebrand that is so obviously a Helen Keller bit that two listeners suggested it. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

Dad's just want to impress their kids, so it's not hard to sympathize with a recently divorced dad's turn as a pro-wrestler who references out of date memes, right? Find out in the Main Event. Also hitting the mat: a Boston boy who's overdoing his environmental duty, a fella looking to spread awareness about skin conditions, and a jobber with a built in catch phrase. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

You look like you need a new set of wheels, and this jobber is happy to sell them to ya. We create a new jobber and new stipulation match in our Main Event. Also hitting the mat, a Crossfit beginner, a cooking master unfortunately burdened by a cheap gimmick, and an Amish attacker ready to build Bray Wyatt's barn back. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

Wrestling has a long history of appropriating cultures with little regard for accuracy, but TWO cultures at once?! This week, Tut Manchu makes it to our Main Event. Also hitting the mat is a man obsessed with angles, a man obsessed with Crush, and a man obsessed with country life because he was sucked into a TV that was tuned into CMT. Normal stuff! Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

This week, a contradiction. Can you be vegan AND a cannibal? Jobber Squad puts it to the test with Hannibal Hemp. Also hitting the mat is a tag team of golden nostalgia, WWE's version of South Park Kenny, and a holy man with a hell of a chin strap beard. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

This week, we crown a King of the Jobbers, pitting all of our creations against one another. Will it be Mick Foley's Beard? Time King of the Ring? Another Jobber the fellas don't remember they made? Find out this week. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

Wrestling was bound to get political, and this week, the Alternative Smacks come right out to the ring. The guys develop a Sean Spicer parody in our Main Event. Also hitting the mat, a jobber that peaks the guys' obsessed with butts, an overweight wrestler still wearing their skinny jeans, and a proprietor of Swamp Law. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.