Jobber Squad: A Pro Wrestler, Character Generator Comedy Show

There have been plenty of wrestlers throughout history with a lazy eye. But there hasn't been a Lazy Eye...until now. This week, the guys take a Beholder with little work ethic to the Main Event. Also hitting the mat is an FCC violation waiting to happen, a Yokozuna fraternity bro, and a paranoid jobber that thinks Meltzer has got his number. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

Half man, half fish: all jobber! This week, the guys create a wrestler who's just as deadly in water as he is on land. How does that help in wrestling? Find out in our Main Event. Also hitting the mat, a superstar who is definitely not the former first lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis, a fairy tale redux, and a Deadliest Catch inspired tag team. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

This week, the fellas get a little blue, when a jobber with a butt for a face walks himself into the Main Event. Also this week, we meet the Cream of the Mayan Crop, try to make a man out of your internet browser, and come up with a use for all those people from Florida making headlines. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

A wrestler whose only offense is countering the opponent's offense is pretty good. Having this played by DDP (of DDP Yoga fame) is very good in our Main Event this week. Also hitting the mat, a fella who shakes the earth itself with cheese, a jobber using a lost and found bin for ring gear, and the wrestler that'll bring Motorhead back to pro-wrestling Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

This week, the guys get dark with a child-controlled robot poorly designed to look like Chris Benoit. Also hitting the mat is a wrestler turning himself into a human highlight reel, a supernatural presence stealing underwear, and a Lego movie take on political figures. Apologizes for the audio quality this week. We'll be back to normal next week. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

This week on Jobber Squad, we get a lean fella with skin that burns all too easily and uses his live to educate others. Yeah, it gets serious. Also hitting the mat is a "cool guy" that strains Kris and Jon's relationship, a stray coyote and a Rowdy Roddy Piper parody that must prove it's not a bot. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

When a pro-wrestler's testicular fortitude is questioned, Dong King is there to represent your junk. This week on Jobber Squad, we take a ringside manager to our Main Event. Also hitting the mat is a voter who cannot decide what their voting for, a Back To The Future/Jay-Z mashup you never knew you needed, and a wrestler always promising that this is his 2nd to last match. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

It's futile to accurately describe this week's main event. But here are some buzzwords: orphanage, rapid aging, early 90s WWF superstar Adam Bomb. You figure it out. Also hitting the mat is an identical twin tag team with polar opposite skill sets, from Math Valley, the Underwriter, and a fella obsessed with his power washer. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

Happy 2017 from Jobber Squad. We're kicking off the year with the best of intentions: a 2nd chance Battle Royale! Jon and Kris bring back their favorite submissions from the past 20 episodes, to see if one of our jobber deserves the opportunity at the Main Event. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

WWE has some workers who are past their prime. Why not revamp them as cats that are too fat to clean themselves? This week, Kris and Jon make their first stable in the Main Event. Also hitting the mat, a jobber who's against the very idea of being a Rasta, our first Lucha Underground specific pitch, and two very different ways of handling an exploding man. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

This jobber got Jon and Kris very existential, as Conner The Kayfabe Killer sets out to destroy everything in wrestling while still participating in it! Other wrestlers in this weeks show include a Mexican triplet trio Cha Hua Hua, a guy just looking for a ride, and the Mayor of Punching! Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

A pro-wrestler who controls time goes back to every King of the Ring PPV ever and wins. Meet this week's jobber: Time King of the Ring. Also hitting the mat this week is an attempt to bank off the Harry Potter franchise, a Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde Mike Pence, and an engineer building battle bots from very specific machines at a Rural King. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

What pro-wrestling needs is a little more...MAGIC! And this week, we're giving you the most magical jobber we can come up with, Blaine Angel, in our Main Event. Also hitting the mat this week: a twerk champ with a dope ass name, a Samoan woman with an explosive temper, and a wrestler coming to grips with his love for cuddling. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

Who doesn't like a surprise? Pro-Wrestling sure won't, when our next jobber with a name you can't pronounce surprisingly enters our Main Event. Also on the mat, a pizza delivery tag team Hot 'N Ready, a sequel to Nick Cage, and a rather horny Danny Glover. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

A monster has been awakened. A creature that could tear apart the fabric of the WWE, unless the entire roster joins together to defeat it. This week, the guy create Mick Foley's Beard. Other jobbers hitting the mat include a wrestler obsessed with the Macarena, a living statue, and Dr. Strange, but Stranger...? Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

Happy Halloween from Jobber Squad! This week, Kris and Jon tackle a TV Critic with an eye for the squared circle in our Main Event. Also hitting the matte, a jobber inspired by random graffiti, a sick bro sponsored by Fox Racing, and a wrestling academic in The Professler. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

The term "hipster" hasn't been relevant in years, but that just means it's the perfect time for the WWE to think it's cool! This week, the guys send a wrestling hipster to the Main Event that becomes our first rival to a previous Jobber creation. Also in the episode, a wrestler with a weaponized crotch, a jobber only built to surprise attack you, and a submission that reveals to us that Sasha Banks is just Drake. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

This week, Jon and Kris build a pro-wrestler Mantaur would be proud of: a half man, half dingo jobber in a suit, in our Main Event. Also hitting the mat is a tag team of Kraken tentacles, a passive-aggressive wrestler you could just call "Talking Smack: The Jobber" and an 80s callback that is a little confused with what "cool" is. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.

On Jobber Squad this week, the guys went to Reddit and the /r/squaredcircle community for pro-wrestler suggestions. Naturally, Harambe heads into their Main Event. Also on the mat, we have a high-flyer who botches as a character choice, Vince Russo with a comeback, and a backstage hobo you *think* you've seen around before. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And do not sleep on giving them a review on iTunes!

This week on Jobber's Squad, it becomes painfully obvious that the guys don't know what Ramadan is in one of the more ignorant moments on the show. That doesn't stop Jon and Kris from making a carnie ride operator to our Main Event. Other suggested jobbers include the king of stoners, a fella obsessed with day-old soda, and Elon Musk's space lover. Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook. And give us a review on iTunes if you're enjoying the show.