Synopsis
Who says geeks and sports dont go together? Geeks Cant Jump is a NBA and fantasy basketball podcast from the perspective of the other guys.
Episodes
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Statistics Are Stupid
08/06/2016 Duration: 54minNBA Conference Finals! What happened to the Spurs? Is OKC legit? The Raptors made it past Miami to face Cleveland, but we're having trouble getting excited about it (sorry Toronto). Also: Tony P the primate enthusiast, we give the Atlanta Hawks some unsolicited advice, and the 76er's unveil a new revenue stream in a corny way.
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The Dude Was Standing Right There
25/05/2016 Duration: 33minSecond round of the NBA playoffs! We briefly examine the match-ups and the questionable refereeing as we near the conference finals
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Shoot the J. Shoot it.
13/05/2016 Duration: 50minThe first round of the playoffs is wrapping up and we discuss the action. And in a break with one of our podcast's traditions, we look at some head coach hirings.
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Retroactive Bitterness
12/05/2016 Duration: 57minTony and Jamie talk about the first round of the playoffs, coach firings, and Sam Hinkie's resignation. And something else… we talk about something else. Maybe it was a person? Maybe a retirement? I'm sure we won't forget.
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High Eight Us
29/04/2016 Duration: 57minWe briefly survey the news and weird antics around the league as the end of the regular season approaches. A streak comes to an end and the postseason matchups are nearly set. We also crown our Geeks Can't Jump fantasy basketball champion. [Recorded 4/6]
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The Good Dinosaur
20/04/2016 Duration: 50minHuman raptor Chris Bosh close to return from injury? We look at the Portland TrailBlazers and how Damian Lillard’s leadership has helped redefine the team. Also: Grizz in bad shape, Wizards looking at playoff elimination, and the Sloan sports conference. [Recorded on March 15th]
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Shake It Off
12/03/2016 Duration: 48minTony is ill, but sticks out the recording like a champion. The Warriors lost to the Lakers, what?! The playoff picture is shaping up as the regular season nears the final month, and with only 8 spots in each conference, we examine the ongoing fight between teams that are near and below the playoff cut line. To meet our (fake) Accounting credit requirements, we wade into the shallow end of the suspenseful and mysterious NBA salary cap system. We also discuss Carmelo and the Knicks to cheer Tony up while he’s sick. Melo stuffed at the rim, by The Rim: http://allball.blogs.nba.com/tag/carmelo-anthony/
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Cheat Code Curry
07/03/2016 Duration: 49minThe Golden State Warriors continue to dominate behind Steph Curry’s ‘flabbergasting’ shooting talent. Jamie pushes for a new nickname for Curry to explain his otherworldliness. We also examine the debut of a new mascot and speculate on its eventual fate. Breaking the spirit of OKC’s fans: https://twitter.com/tomhaberstroh/status/704417835875901440 Just one of many reasons to call Curry ‘Cheat Code’: https://twitter.com/SherwoodStrauss/status/703042404228702209 L.A. Clippers Mascot 'Chuck the Condor': http://www.nba.com/clippers/news/la-clippers-new-mascot-chuck-20000-chuck-taylor-giveaway
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I'm Sorry, But I'm Not Sorry
02/03/2016 Duration: 01h07minThe NBA trade deadline is over and it was super exciting! Or not. Mostly not. We wanted it to be great, but it didn’t live up to the hype. It makes sense though; the sequel is rarely as good. However, we still take a look at the active, yet not thrilling, trades from the deadline. Jamie apologizes to Anthony Davis, but the apologies stop there. Tony suffers through a painful round of “What team does that guy play for?” We also uncover the hidden world of espionage in the shadows of the NBA.
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Dude on the Couch
19/02/2016 Duration: 01h14sIt’s a great time to be an NBA fan! All-Star weekend is over, but we go back over the excellence of Saturday night’s 3-point shootout and the surprisingly great dunk contest. We also examine trade deadline rumors and make our own predictions about potential trades (and how wrong we will be by the time the show airs!).
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'Goink' Fishing
12/02/2016 Duration: 47minThings aren’t ‘goink’ so well for Derek Fisher in New York. We take a very early look at the race to make the West playoffs as well as some injury struggles out west. We preview All-Star weekend and, though we claim we fixed it, we’re still out on the dunk contest.
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Groundhog Day
06/02/2016 Duration: 47minAnother week, another show, another coach was fired, just like in Groundhog Day. Right? We discuss Hornacek’s dismissal from the Suns, Jamie demands a refund for the defective Pelicans he bought into and we look at the all-star selections. Links: We googled it for you, kids: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/rediscovering-rock-n-jock/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MTV_Rock_N%27_Jock
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Low Hanging Fruit, Literally
01/02/2016 Duration: 53minBlake Griffin gets in a fight in Toronto and the loser is any one who had him on their team (including the Clippers). We also apologize to Kemba, take a look at the first Warriors/Spurs match-up, and discuss Lebron’s role in David Blatt’s firing. Links:http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/14629892/nba-final-unraveling-david-blatt
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Prognosticating Procrastinators. Or is it Vice Versa?
29/01/2016 Duration: 01h12minThere was a very early spring cleaning in the Nets’ office! All-star weekend is coming, but instead of predicting this year’s all-stars, we try to predict the all-star future of younger players who have never selected. We also conduct an investigation which reveals that the Warriors are still amazing and that Sacramento might be defying modern chemistry as we know it. Post Show: In his own words, Tony is a jerk. Links: http://deadspin.com/mikhail-prokhorov-hijacks-nets-practice-demonstrates-i-1733882769
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Coaching Staff To Be Replaced By Crutches
10/01/2016 Duration: 01h04minWe are back from holiday break with a close examination of the rash of NBA coaching injuries. We have a ‘guest’ from the league office to respond to reports uncovered exclusively by our hosts. Jamie shares his first live NBA game experience. And, well, ‘Geeks’ is in our title: We are required to talk about the new Star Wars movie.
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It Really Tied the Room Together
23/12/2015 Duration: 01h02minGolden State finally lost a game, Rondo talks himself into a game off, and Kyrie Irving’s 2015-2016 season debut nears. We also examine the Spurs as ‘anti-copycats’ and the early trade rumors coming from Miami. We also get a bit distracted by Star Wars and a little bit of football talk--stay tuned after episode end to hear how Jamie really feels about a football team.
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Gag Order Removed
16/12/2015 Duration: 58minLast episode, we decided we couldn’t talk about about, among many things, the Golden State Warriors, Kobe, Porzingis, and Philadelphia. And that lasted one whole episode, and, frankly, we’re surprised it held up that long. We also look at LeBron’s lifetime deal with Nike, KG rolling back the clock with a posterization dunk, and how right now is time to get serious in fantasy bb Kobe announces he will retire after this season in the form of a poem: http://www.theplayerstribune.com/dear-basketball/
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The Ghost of Tom Thibodeau ... and Zoidberg!
06/12/2015 Duration: 01h01minWith so much NBA action, we don’t always have time to discuss everything. So this week we take a break from our usual subjects (Philadelphia 76ers, Curry and Golden State, Houston Rockets, Porzingis!, etc) to take a look at 3 Eastern Conference teams that have been overshadowed so far. Also, Jamie and Tony make a wager on their fantasy match-up this week.
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Houston's Got Problems, Man!
25/11/2015 Duration: 40minWe have an early (and theoretically short) episode before Thanksgiving! Coach Kevin McHale was fired, which kinda makes Jamie a prophet. We review Houston’s problems and the expected fallout. And then, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, we list all the NBA-related things we’re thankful for (to the surprise of no one, Curry and Porzingis make the list). Links: Some background on McHale’s firing: http://hardwoodparoxysm.com/2015/11/18/so-long-kevin-mchale-its-been-good-to-know-ya/ Lynn McHale: Twitter shots fired!http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/kevin-mchale-s-wife--lynn--rails-against-rockets-on-twitter-over-husband-s-firing-212906520.html NBA.com’s David Aldridge goes into more detailed analysis in first section of his weekly Morning Tip column: http://www.nba.com/2015/news/features/david_aldridge/11/23/morning-tip-houston-rockets-in-wake-of-kevin-mchale-firing-james-harden-role-state-of-philadelphia-76ers-sam-hinkie-brett-brown/index.html?ls
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Deck the Halls with Gauze and Ice-Packs
22/11/2015 Duration: 57minInjury season is upon us and we look at NBA players spending time on the sideline. The Warriors are on fire and remain undefeated; Tony uncovers a strategy teams may use to contain Curry. Paul George offers his feelings about the analytics movement. We also cover early season rookie performances, which leads to some Porzingis love, some Byron Scott hate, and some Philly "Process" indifference. Hack-A-Curry? Ridiculous: http://www.businessinsider.com/stephen-curry-so-good-getting-intentionally-fouled-2015-11 PG13 doesn’t care for analytics via Ball Don’t Lie blog, yahoo: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/paul-george-likes-his-long-jumpers---i-m-not-a-fan-of-analytics-215418301.html For all your cleaning needs: Porzingis!http://www.foxsports.com/nba/story/kristaps-porzingis-putbacks-the-focus-of-funny-fake-infomercial-111215