Nursing And Cursing

Hey Momrades! What’s a mom’s most important resource ? Coffee? wine? Birth control? Delivery?  Name of a great sitter? NOPE! It’s...time. No matter what, there’s never enough of it.  This week we are chit chatting about what we do to save time. Some are obvious: we haven’t had a shower since 2014.  And some are a little more brilliant ....and some are basically child abuse, but we won’t tell if you don’t! #nursingandcursing #nursingandcursingpodcast #momsofinstagram #momsofig #grittyparenting #motherhoodpluggedin #flashesofreallife #parenting #momlife #honestparenting #nailingit #failingit #nursing #babiesofinstagram #toddlersofinstagram #raisingkids #birth #timesavers

Mamas, how did you feel after your babies were born? This week we are talking about how we felt ...we felt like shit. We cried, we screamed, we panicked, we scared our husbands and freaked out our neighbors. Is this normal!?! What is normal when you’re talking about postpartum feelings? We don’t know how you should feel, but this week we are getting REAL about how it was for us. It. Was. Hard. #nursingandcursing #nursingandcursingpodcast #momsofinstagram #momsofig #grittyparenting #motherhoodpluggedin #flashesofreallife #parenting #momlife #honestparenting #nailingit #failingit #nursing #babiesofinstagram #toddlersofinstagram #raisingkids #birth #postpartum #postpartumdepression #depression #babyblues

99 problems and one of them is a car seat, one of them is a candy addicted toddler and one is a kid who won’t sleep. Ugh. This mini ep is just us crowd sourcing the problems on our plate this week. Drop us a line with any suggestions! ❤️ #nursingandcursing #nursingandcursingpodcast #momsofinstagram #momsofig #grittyparenting #motherhoodpluggedin #flashesofreallife #parenting #momlife #honestparenting #nailingit #failingit #nursing #babiesofinstagram #toddlersofinstagram #raisingkids #birth

Hey Momrades! what are you responsible for? Omg just kidding we know the answer to that (every-effing-thing). Maybe this is an easier question: is there ANYTHING you’re NOT responsible for?!? Anything that’s NOT YOUR DEPARTMENT? Anything that your partner knows is automatically their problem?  This week we are talking about where we draw the line, if we do at all

It’s 5:15pm. You’re all hungry and tired, but the sink is full of breakfast dishes and the fridge is empty. you know what sounds good? A glass of wine while the kids color the kiddie menu and you order $5.99 chicken tenders and fries while you and your partner catch up on your day...cut to: the kids are screaming and shrieking so you give them your phone, they knock over the drinks, no one touches the food, you’ve never been so flustered and it costs $96.55. This week we are talking dining out with kids. Better get that grilled cheese to go, Mom. #Parenting #Kids #DiningOut #Dinner

How many kids should you have? There’s the number you want, the number your partner wants, the number your saggy boobs want, the number you can afford, and the space you have at home. Why hasn’t someone made an app for this!?! Seriously tho, how do you know when you’re done having kids? This episode is all about answering that question. Leave a comment and let us know if kate should have one more?!   #Kids #Parenting #MultipleKids #Siblings #Freedom

The kids are sick. You know what that means: no school, no work, no sleep, and enough laundry to break you down.  What’s it this time? Strep? Ear infection? Foot and mouth? Fifths ? Lemme guess a “virus”??! This week we discuss what we do and do not do when our kids are sick. Ps isn’t it weird how your kids only get sick at 2am when you have so much to do the next day?!?

Another year keeping your kid alive!  You did it Mom!! Congrats, girl

You poor thing. We know you gotta pick up the older, make those turkey meatballs, finish the laundry, and feed the baby ... but all the while, there’s something thick, warm and daunting slowly leaking through your sweat pants, and it’s proof that Mother Nature DGAF what’s on your to-do list. Join us as we discuss what it means to suffer through your period after you’ve had a kid. Warning, this episode is NSFMen. There’s nothing worse than your post-baby period. Period. #Period #Cramps #MenstrualCycle #NSFM

Here’s a little stocking stuffer for you to listen to while you spend 5 hours wrapping shit that they will open in 5 seconds and play with for  5 minutes and will haunt your credit card for 5 months. We love you mamas!!!! #Holidays #GiftGuide #Santa

Huh? Wha? Mmmm hmmm sure sweetie go ahead, you can cut your sister’s hair. WAIT WHAT NO!!! I was scrolling mindlessly on my phone while you came in here to grab the scissors , but I’m done insta stalking my bff’s boyfriend’s ex girlfriend now and IM READY TO PARENT!!!! Put the knife down! Well girls, this week we are discussing and confessing PHUBBING OUR KIDS....the phenomenon of sticking our heads in our phones and ignoring (snubbing) our kids. We are not proud, but we are also not alone. So go ahead, listen on your phone. We won’t tell. #Phub #Phubbing #Snubbing #Texting #Parenting

Pumping sucks. LITERALLY. This week we are discussing how/where/why we pump. Share our panic when the chips are down, the tits are out, and we’re hiding in a bathroom stall tryina squeeze out a few precious ounces before our lunch break is over. Plus ali shares some #wipingwisdom that she used on her 4 yr old. Just another pro move from Hawaii. ENJOY. #pumping #breastfeeding #liquidGold #breastmilk #parenting

Happy Halloween, Moms!! You know what scares the shit out of us? Hand making our kids' costumes for months and then letting them eat candy for weeks. So what's a mom to do? Call in the switch witch (the WHAT!)? Order some costumes on amazon? Skip the whole thing ? This week we discuss the lengths that we will go to ruin the fun on Halloween, and Sarah makes her husband an autumnal salad. A what ? #halloween #switchwitch #trickortreat #costumes

Moms, we know you planned to feed them organically, limit screen time, set clear and kind boundaries and never ever have sex with them in your bed. So, how's that all working out for you? This week, it's about the things we said we would never do as parents - but somehow we are out here-doing them. #Nursing&Inserting #NursingandCursing #Parenting

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Names are just like assholes. Everyone has one (Actually babies are just like assholes too, but that's another ep). How did you pick your baby's name? Was it a name you have been sitting on since grade school, just waiting and waiting to use on your very own real life Baby Alive ? Or did you use a family name? Or a baby name book? Or an app?! Or did you steal it from a friend (it's ok, we won't tell). And did your partner have a say, or nah? This ep we talk about what goes into naming your newborn. But for real, it's never ok to joke about a baby's name, Roger that? #BabyNames #Names #Parenting #Relationships #MomLife #DadLife

Your 3 year old is lying on the floor screaming his head off for no/every reason. Do you gently encourage him, "Sweetie, use your words!" or do you hold his chin just a teeny bit too hard and hiss, "Knock it off before I really give you something to cry about?!"" Well, that all depends who is watching, of course!! This episode is all about parenting in public vs parenting in private. #Parenting #PrivateParenting #PublicParenting

You guys!!! Know what's harder than labor, newborns, bloody nipples, no sleep, or life with two kids!?!? Getting a mom on the mic just a few weeks after having her second baby. But we did it!!! Listen in as molly tells us all about that late labor and answers the most pressing question we have: Did she have sex to get that baby out!?!?!? WELL MOLLY, DID YOU!?! #birth #postpartum #labor #delivery

Yay molly had a baby! He's 3 years old now and loves the ninja turtles, face painting, and eating spaghetti. That's because at 41+ weeks pregnant, Molly's last baby is still her oldest son. WTF baby, where you at?!? This EP we catch up with molly and talk about the mental and physical pressure of going past your due date as your family and friends balance the demands of the real world while being on call for your (late) labor. Plus molly tells us what "electro leg" is and we decide if she should have sex to get the baby out. Well, should she!?! #overdude #overdont #42weeks #pregnancy #electroleg