Nursing And Cursing

Baes, if you're a mom, you already know You're Doing It All Wrong. Not only are you hashtag blessed, but you're also probably hashtag guilt tripping 24x7. Are you spending enough time with your kids, feeding them vegetables, helping them become responsible citizens of the world, or just totally spacing out, letting them watch hours of TV, eat crap,and forgetting to snap their stroller harness??? Find out how we're doing and dealing with Mom Guilt.

Well it was Fathers Day! Check out how we celebrated the original mo-fos, the dads!

We love to peep our friends' sweet kids on social media, but let's get real: some moms need to shut the blog up. From lighting, to posing, to content there are some mommy blogs that just make us feel like shiz. Oh your kid loves to read silently and serenely on a white blanket, pausing only to say "I love you mommy." ? THATS COOL, YOU LIAR. Listen to us discuss (and admit to) the biggest mom blog eff yous.

We discuss the most important part of your birth plan: your pubes. Sure, your doula was on speed dial, your play list was on fleek, and your meditative breathing was ready to go out the effing window, but mom, how did you prep your pubes? Don't lie, you sweated the hair show. So did we.

How did you feel about your partner immediately after bringing that baby into the world? Did you look at him with fresh love or deep, scary, sleep deprived rage? Listen to our tales of post-partum husband hatred, one of the most important mommy milestones. Don't worry, all the husbands survived to live another day, and in some cases, even make another baby.