Dork Trek

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: The Enemy. It's bad enough this blind black dude couldn't get laid to save his life they also sent him to a dark ass planet and before you know it he fell in a hole. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Booby Trap. No it's not about Trois boobs its about the Enterprise being trapped and in danger and their only hope in getting away is too busy falling inlove with a hologram. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: The Bonding. This mysterious alien also known at TouchinousKidious befriends a young hairless boy who has lost his mother in an accident on its planet.. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Who Watches The Watcher. The prime directive gets violated...again. Anyways it's an awesome show, LCDR Ben's mic wasn't working for the first few mins. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Survivor aka Kevin The Pissed Off Alien! Some old ass alien is pissed because his wife named Rishon, no she's not black she's some crotchety white old bitch died. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Ensigns of Command aka Good luck on your... Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek kick off Season Tres! With a stupid Wesley episode: Evolution. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we wrap up season 2 of TNG. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Shades Of Gray! It's gay there was a writers strike so it's a flashback episode. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Peak Performance!No it's not an episode about Riker going on a sexrampage! The Enterprise and USS Hathaway face off in simulated combat maneuvers. Data fails to beat a humanoid at a game of Strategema and experiences feelings of self-doubt. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Emissary! There's some Klingons from the old days who's about to thaw out and gonna cause havoc in Federation territory but need not worry they're sending a Klingon emmisary to assure no shots will be fired until Worf banged the hell outta her. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Manhunt! Deanna's Mom shows up and she's HORNY TONIGHT! so now she's chasing Picard for his Dicard. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Up The Long Ladder! Picard and the Enterprise must help two civilization from extinction. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Samaritan Snare! The Enterprise runs into a broken down ship run by some highfunctioning fools and Geordi is taken hostage meanwhile Picard is on a secret mission for his heart surgery only to be stuck in a shuttlecraft with Wesley. I'm sure he wishes he's got a phaser to shoot himself in the face with. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode:Q Who!Q flings the Enterprise 7,000 light years beyond Federation space and introduces the ship and its crew to the deadly Borg. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Pen Pals! Data befriends a child from a doomed planet, breaking the Prime Directive and Wesley still sucks and Riker is totally macking on some blackanese chick.Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode: Icarus Factor!Riker's estranged father visits to brief him on the command he has been offered, and Worf's friends discover he is about to miss an important Klingon rite of passage and Wesley is a major pain in the ass.Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode:Times Squared! The Enterprise while on its way somewhere to do something that really doesn't matter, it gets sucked into some random space tornado and something about travel happened and there's two Picards but past Picard is mad at future Picard because future Picard got to blow up the Enterprise.Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode:Royale! The crew of the Enterprise finds themselves in a crappy novel story after finding space debris of a NASA spaceship.Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review episode:Contagion! The Enterprise contracted a virus from its sister ship the Yamato. Pretty soon the Romulans get it too and Picard looses his mind because of all the self destructing he gets to do in this episode..Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.