Dork Trek

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Best Of Both Worlds Part Deux.It's a sweet episode the best one so far so just listen! Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Best Of Both Worlds Part 1.It's a sweet episode the best one so far so just listen! Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Transfiguration.The Enterprise rescues a humanoid with amnesia and incredible healing powers so Beverly was really pissed because her patients kept living. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Ménage à Troi. Essentially Picard tries to stay Luxwana. Riker, Troi and her mom go off on this vacation planet only to be kidnapped by some Ferengi and then they all banged!wa The End. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Sarek. The Enterprise is tasked with picking up a very important Vulcan who will facilitate some kind of treaty but there's one problem. The said Vulcan is more emotional than a 13 year old emo kid with a bottle of pills and a razor blade and before you know it hilarity ensued!. The End. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: The Most Toys. Because knowledge dictates, the Enterprise sends Data to pick up dangerous material and what happens?!?!!? His shuttlecraft gets blowed up. So now the Enterprise thinks he's dead but as it turns out this Fajo stole Data by shocking him and holding him captive as a part of his collection. The End. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Say What Again?! There's a new pervert in town his name is Barclay! He's an uber shy dude who creates holographic versions of the crew and bangs them. The End. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Tinman. The Enterprise picks up this super Betazoid dude who specializes in first contact to meet up with this living starship, but the Romulans caught whiff of it and said nuh uh if I can't have the starship no one can but the living starship is away and blows them all away and much much more. The End. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Captain's Holiday. The crew noticed that Picard has been a little worn down lately and pushed for him to take a vacation on this planet where you can bang anyone you want by walking around with a wooden statue, so what does Picard do? He sits around by the pool with his giant dong in his Short Shorts! Meets some chick looking for some artifact and it turns him on and they bang and some other stuff happened. The End. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Allegiance. Picard gets abducted by some random aliens to be a part of some experiment while being traded with a clone Picard on the Enterprise, then pretend Picard was a total pussy tease to Crusher. The End. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Sins Of The Father. The Enterprise has a new number 2 and it's a Klingon! But this Klingon turns out to be Worfs long lost brother who wanted to tell him that his dead dad was charged with being a traitor so Worf gotta go defend the house that Mog built!. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: The Offspring aka Daddy Data.Data builds a robot he considers his daughter. Some admiral we call admiral asshole wants to take her away but she developes feelings and then she starts crying and dies! THE END! Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Yesterday's Enterprise. Here we go again, effin with time in this episode, Enterprise C meets Enterprise D and now Picard has to make a decision to either let C remain in his time line or send it back and to their deaths. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Matter Of Perspective. There's this space station that blew up right after Riker got beamed out of it then apparently he done beat up some old man and took his wife and Riker was charge with murder. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: Deja Q. The Enterprise is tasked with helping out some people who's moon is headed towards them when Q drops in, in the nude because he lost his powers and he decided to stay with Picard because he has a secret crush. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: The High Ground. Beverly gets kidnapped by some terrorist group after a cafe bombing. The Enterprise devised a plan to rescue her while the leader of her captors drew creepy drawings of her as she developed Stockholm Syndrome but I think she just wanted to stay so she doesn't have to deal with her biggest mistake, Wesley Crusher.. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: The Hunted. Essentially the Enterprise takes in this Special Forces guy and decideds to whoop everyones ass in the ship! I guess they concentrated on the Theater Program that they totally forgot to train Starfleet personell in Combat Training. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: The Defector. Some Romulan defected to the Federation and the Enterprise must decide whether the defector is legit or not so they sent their top interrogators, Riker and Troi. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: The Vengeance Factor. So there's these nomadic group of dudes that look like they belong in a shitty 80's rock band attacking Federation properties, the Enterprise wants them to stop and to go back to their homeworld so there's a peace convention and in all of that there's a secret assassin and Riker is trying to bang some dignitary's chef while she cooks in the nude in heels, propping them sweet ass up mmmm but yeah just listen. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.

Welcome Aboard The USS Boner! Today in DorkTrek we review: The Price. There's a bidding war going on for the first supposedly stable worm hole, while negotiations are going, Troi gets her fuck on with Loyd Braun from Seinfeld. Be sure to check us out on www.facebook.com/dorktrek AND JOIN OUR FORUM!! Enjoy. Make sure you stop by www.dorktrek.com and share and help spread the word of DorkTrek. A different take about Star Trek from regular dudes.